Dr. Dazzle Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 I'm not really a Canadian but oh well... The Hip or Blue Rodeo? - Blue Rodeo. I saw them live with my mum once because my dad was in the hospital. I hate and always will hate the Hip. Anne of Green Gables - Would you hit it? - 1889 style Who do you hate more, Rick the Temp or Ben Mulrooney. - Fucking Rick. I have made a solemn oath to my friend's that if I ever see him in person, no matter what the situation, that I will punch him in the face. Ever been to Quebec? On St. Jean Baptiste day? - Never. Kim Campbell - Get her the fuck out of here! - Disgraceful. Canadian or Blue? If you had to pick one. - Kokanee. Gavin Crawford shouldn't ever have been let on TV. - Mike McDonald is the only funny Canadian comedian. Where's his show?? Kraft Dinner - Extra milk or with ketchup? - Extra milk with extra Processed Cheese Mix. Native art or the Group of Seven? - Native art all the way. Terrence or Phillip? - Both. Bryan Adams or Celine Dion? - Summer of '69 'till I die. Corner Gas or Beachcombers? - Corner Gas is the worst show on television. Trailer park Boys or Fubar? - Fubar! Hometown heroes! Geese or Grizzlies? - Can't fuck with a bear. Maple syrup or brown sugar? -Maple Syrup. On sausages! Lacrosse or hockey? -Lacrosse. Hockey is boring as hell. Alanis Morrisette or Avril Lavigne-which ones sexier? - Avril is the better of two ugmos. Alex Trebek or Michael J. Fox? - Marty McFly! Linda Evangelista or Pamela Anderson? -Pamela Anderson. ice fishing or ice skating? - I can't do either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 ese's got some good answers Guy's so Canadian he probably eats Robin Hood flower for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RumPuncher Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 The Women's Hockey team just won the Gold Medal. any suprise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestick Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 I'm going to have to agree with ese's answers for the most part, and best kids in the hall skit is the fuck happy part from "brain candy" by far! Horse tranquilizers? Not even horse tranquilizers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 The Racoons and The Littlest Hobo Joe Carter's 3-run homer in 1993 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 The best kids in the hall skit is the drunk teenaged boy comming home and fighting with his dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 The Corner Gas episode where Hank was convinced that this mystery german sheppard that showed up in town was the Littlest Hobo was hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 ^ HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA... I didn't know they did that. The get Comedy Gold points for that. oh... anyone see Comedy Gold on the CBC right after New Years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Dude, Corner Gas is as Canadian as it gets. I don't understand how anyone cannot like that show. It gets really high ratings for a reason. Nope - didn't see that. My cultural TV event after New Years is the PBS thing, live from Vienna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Coach's Corner Great Big Sea The Friendly Giant Mr. Dressup Stompin' Tom Connors Barenaked Ladies Canadian Tire money Chatelaine Roch Voisine Avro Arrow The Sweater Newfies Black Flies Tim Horton's Lucky Loonie Louis Riel Mary Pickford that is some shit off the top of my head... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Tom and Liz were way cooler than the Hardy Boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realcanadiannatualspringwa Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Gavin Crawford shouldn't ever have been let on TV. - open mike with mike bullard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 ^ oh man.... I forgot all about those books! *Mike Bullard was a funny stand-up, but his routine didn't work in the big TV market. I know it's not nostalgic... but The Buzz with Daryn Jones and Mista Mo is a new classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Moms New Boyfriend Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Originally posted by Weapon X@Feb 21 2006, 10:19 AM Tim Horton's Quoted post Tim Hortons is in the US as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 & Tim's might be in the US, but ordering a coffee 'double double' is a pure canadian thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Moms New Boyfriend Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 haha you got me there.. I've never had a cup of coffee in my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Feb 20 2006, 07:42 PM Best Kids in the Hall skit? Quoted post SLIPPED MY MIND! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Moms New Boyfriend Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 what about the Brocket radio station tapes those kids made.. the one making fun of indians haha About Brocket 99 There are a lot of stories as to how this tape came into creation. The one I've heard the most often is that it was the creation of some student radio DJs at a university or college in Alberta, Canada. Apparently one of them decided to try to sell the tape in the University bookstore which resulted in all the involved parties getting expelled from school (and even charges brought against them)! However, by that time enough copies of the tape had gotten out to make it into an underground hit. This tape has been copied a phenominal number of times and has been heard and enjoyed all across the country (at least)! There are tons of other stories about how Brocket was created, but whatever the case, the main thing to remember is that it's not supposed to be taken seriously! It is a parody of native stereotypes and should be taken as such. Political Correctness Before you get on your high horse about racism and whatever, please take note that these tapes are enjoyed by native peoples just as much as by those "damn whities". The stories about the origins on this tape are unclear on whether it was made by natives or non-natives - funny how it's perfectly acceptable IF it was made by natives, but the same tape is totally UNacceptable if made by people of other ethnic backgrounds. Brocket Itself Well, if you've gotten this far you must be pretty serious about getting a copy. Here are the files you've been drooling for: # Brocket 99 (budget) (recorded at low bitrate to reduce size, full version) [3MB] # Brocket 99 (quantity) (The Mog's remastered copy, full version) [63MB] # Brocket 99 (quality) (best quality we've heard to date, missing 15 mins) [33MB] # Lysol Rap (a tribute song by The Dick Twang Band) [3MB] (If you like it, please support the band by purchasing the CD from their website) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishbel Bullen Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 The Hip or Blue Rodeo? Anne of Green Gables - Would you hit it? In a second Who do you hate more, Rick the Temp or Ben Mulrooney. Ben Mulrooney Ever been to Quebec? On St. Jean Baptiste day? Nope, nope Kim Campbell - Get her the fuck out of here! Please Canadian or Blue? If you had to pick one. Blue just because my dad works there Gavin Crawford shouldn't ever have been let on TV. i completely agree Kraft Dinner - Extra milk or with ketchup? ketchup Native art or the Group of Seven? Group of Seven Terrence or Phillip? Terrence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 I'll squish his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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T.T Boy Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 The Hip or Blue Rodeo? chixdiggit Anne of Green Gables - Would you hit it? yes Who do you hate more, Rick the Temp or Ben Mulrooney. no mulrooney is a good mulrooney Ever been to Quebec? On St. Jean Baptiste day? no Kim Campbell - harper is worse Canadian or Blue? If you had to pick one. kokanee Gavin Crawford shouldn't ever have been let on TV. true Kraft Dinner - Extra milk or with ketchup? extra butter Native art or the Group of Seven? group of seven Terrence or Phillip? neither Bryan Adams or Celine Dion? neither Corner Gas or Beachcombers? beachcombers had relic Trailer park Boys or Fubar? tpb is better, but fubar is calgary Geese or Grizzlies? bears Maple syrup or brown sugar? maple Lacrosse or hockey? go flames Alanis Morrisette or Avril Lavigne-which ones sexier? avril Alex Trebek or Michael J. Fox? shatner Linda Evangelista or Pamela Anderson? kreuk ice fishing or ice skating? fishing involves drinking and roman candles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Feb 20 2006, 06:54 PM The Hip or Blue Rodeo? The Hip Anne of Green Gables - Would you hit it? Sure, haven't got w/ a redhead yet Who do you hate more, Rick the Temp or Ben Mulrooney. Rick was annoying in his time, Ben is annoying now Ever been to Quebec? On St. Jean Baptiste day? Nope, never been east of Winnipeg Kim Campbell - Get her the fuck out of here! did she ever do anything after she was elected then kicked out of office Canadian or Blue? If you had to pick one. Blue Gavin Crawford shouldn't ever have been let on TV. what a gaymo Kraft Dinner - Extra milk or with ketchup?Ketchup. I'm not making pasta with orange soup Native art or the Group of Seven? Native art has realy great lines, I especially like work from the Haida, but the Group of Seven did their thing as well.... its a tie Terrence or Phillip? <fart> Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Bryan Adams or Celine Dion? neither Corner Gas or Beachcombers? relic Trailer park Boys or Fubar? a friend from school grew up in the same trailer park that they're in. fubar is home. fubar Geese or Grizzlies? geezlies Maple syrup or brown sugar? both have their uses. Lacrosse or hockey? meh.. hockey Alanis Morrisette or Avril Lavigne-which ones sexier? alanis - she'll go down on you in a theater Alex Trebek or Michael J. Fox? Mike Linda Evangelista or Pamela Anderson? linda ice fishing or ice skating? fish skating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decoded Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 The Hip or Blue Rodeo? neither Anne of Green Gables - Would you hit it? hahahah. no Who do you hate more, Rick the Temp or Ben Mulrooney. rick the temp Ever been to Quebec? On St. Jean Baptiste day?yes no Kim Campbell - Get her the fuck out of here! LOL Canadian or Blue? If you had to pick one. canadian Gavin Crawford shouldn't ever have been let on TV. lol Kraft Dinner - Extra milk or with ketchup? extra milk n graded cheese Native art or the Group of Seven? native art Terrence or Phillip? can't seperate em man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesteelrod Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 what about the Brocket radio station tapes those kids made.. the one making fun of indians haha rocking the reservation... fuck we were just talking bout that at work the other day, hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 22, 2006 Author Share Posted February 22, 2006 Originally posted by effyoo@Feb 21 2006, 10:09 PM Anne of Green Gables - Would you hit it? Sure, haven't got w/ a redhead yet please believe.... it's intense (and not in a good way) every ginger girl I've been with in the past was extremely freaky, and completely unstable. (think of Anne smashing a writing slate over your head! That's NOTHING!) There's some redhead bartender girl around the way who told my friend to pass along the message that she'd do whatever dirty things I wanted nice... someone to wash the dishes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 22, 2006 Author Share Posted February 22, 2006 from the new vicemag After years of getting bullied by the French, English Montrealers are shoving the Quebec flag up their asses and taking to the streets. It’s the most political fashion has been since Yankees fans started balling up Red Sox shirts and stuffing them in their foreskins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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