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I'm not really a Canadian but oh well...

 

The Hip or Blue Rodeo? - Blue Rodeo. I saw them live with my mum once because my dad was in the hospital. I hate and always will hate the Hip.

 

Anne of Green Gables - Would you hit it? - 1889 style

 

Who do you hate more, Rick the Temp or Ben Mulrooney. - Fucking Rick. I have made a solemn oath to my friend's that if I ever see him in person, no matter what the situation, that I will punch him in the face.

 

Ever been to Quebec? On St. Jean Baptiste day? - Never.

 

Kim Campbell - Get her the fuck out of here! - Disgraceful.

 

Canadian or Blue? If you had to pick one. - Kokanee.

 

Gavin Crawford shouldn't ever have been let on TV. - Mike McDonald is the only funny Canadian comedian. Where's his show??

 

Kraft Dinner - Extra milk or with ketchup? - Extra milk with extra Processed Cheese Mix.

 

Native art or the Group of Seven? - Native art all the way.

 

Terrence or Phillip? - Both.

 

Bryan Adams or Celine Dion? - Summer of '69 'till I die.

 

Corner Gas or Beachcombers? - Corner Gas is the worst show on television.

 

Trailer park Boys or Fubar? - Fubar! Hometown heroes!

 

Geese or Grizzlies? - Can't fuck with a bear.

 

Maple syrup or brown sugar? -Maple Syrup. On sausages!

 

Lacrosse or hockey? -Lacrosse. Hockey is boring as hell.

 

Alanis Morrisette or Avril Lavigne-which ones sexier? - Avril is the better of two ugmos.

 

Alex Trebek or Michael J. Fox? - Marty McFly!

 

Linda Evangelista or Pamela Anderson? -Pamela Anderson.

 

ice fishing or ice skating? - I can't do either...

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what about the Brocket radio station tapes those kids made.. the one making fun of indians haha

 

 

 

About Brocket 99

 

There are a lot of stories as to how this tape came into creation. The one I've heard the most often is that it was the creation of some student radio DJs at a university or college in Alberta, Canada. Apparently one of them decided to try to sell the tape in the University bookstore which resulted in all the involved parties getting expelled from school (and even charges brought against them)! However, by that time enough copies of the tape had gotten out to make it into an underground hit. This tape has been copied a phenominal number of times and has been heard and enjoyed all across the country (at least)!

 

There are tons of other stories about how Brocket was created, but whatever the case, the main thing to remember is that it's not supposed to be taken seriously! It is a parody of native stereotypes and should be taken as such.

 

 

Political Correctness

 

Before you get on your high horse about racism and whatever, please take note that these tapes are enjoyed by native peoples just as much as by those "damn whities". The stories about the origins on this tape are unclear on whether it was made by natives or non-natives - funny how it's perfectly acceptable IF it was made by natives, but the same tape is totally UNacceptable if made by people of other ethnic backgrounds.

 

 

Brocket Itself

 

Well, if you've gotten this far you must be pretty serious about getting a copy. Here are the files you've been drooling for:

 

# Brocket 99 (budget)

(recorded at low bitrate to reduce size, full version) [3MB]

 

# Brocket 99 (quantity)

(The Mog's remastered copy, full version) [63MB]

 

# Brocket 99 (quality)

(best quality we've heard to date, missing 15 mins) [33MB]

 

# Lysol Rap

(a tribute song by The Dick Twang Band) [3MB] (If you like it, please support the band by purchasing the CD from their website)

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The Hip or Blue Rodeo?

 

Anne of Green Gables - Would you hit it?

In a second

Who do you hate more, Rick the Temp or Ben Mulrooney.

Ben Mulrooney

Ever been to Quebec? On St. Jean Baptiste day?

Nope, nope

Kim Campbell - Get her the fuck out of here!

Please

Canadian or Blue? If you had to pick one.

Blue just because my dad works there

Gavin Crawford shouldn't ever have been let on TV.

i completely agree

Kraft Dinner - Extra milk or with ketchup?

ketchup

Native art or the Group of Seven?

Group of Seven

Terrence or Phillip?

Terrence

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The Hip or Blue Rodeo? chixdiggit

 

Anne of Green Gables - Would you hit it? yes

 

Who do you hate more, Rick the Temp or Ben Mulrooney. no mulrooney is a good mulrooney

 

Ever been to Quebec? On St. Jean Baptiste day? no

 

Kim Campbell - harper is worse

 

Canadian or Blue? If you had to pick one. kokanee

 

Gavin Crawford shouldn't ever have been let on TV. true

 

Kraft Dinner - Extra milk or with ketchup? extra butter

 

Native art or the Group of Seven? group of seven

 

Terrence or Phillip? neither

 

Bryan Adams or Celine Dion? neither

 

Corner Gas or Beachcombers? beachcombers had relic

 

Trailer park Boys or Fubar? tpb is better, but fubar is calgary

Geese or Grizzlies? bears

 

Maple syrup or brown sugar? maple

 

Lacrosse or hockey? go flames

 

Alanis Morrisette or Avril Lavigne-which ones sexier? avril

 

Alex Trebek or Michael J. Fox? shatner

 

Linda Evangelista or Pamela Anderson? kreuk

 

ice fishing or ice skating? fishing involves drinking and roman candles.

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Originally posted by RumPuncher@Feb 20 2006, 06:54 PM

The Hip or Blue Rodeo? The Hip

 

Anne of Green Gables - Would you hit it? Sure, haven't got w/ a redhead yet

 

Who do you hate more, Rick the Temp or Ben Mulrooney. Rick was annoying in his time, Ben is annoying now

 

Ever been to Quebec? On St. Jean Baptiste day? Nope, never been east of Winnipeg

 

Kim Campbell - Get her the fuck out of here! did she ever do anything after she was elected then kicked out of office

 

Canadian or Blue? If you had to pick one. Blue

 

Gavin Crawford shouldn't ever have been let on TV. what a gaymo

 

Kraft Dinner - Extra milk or with ketchup?Ketchup. I'm not making pasta with orange soup

 

Native art or the Group of Seven? Native art has realy great lines, I especially like work from the Haida, but the Group of Seven did their thing as well.... its a tie

 

Terrence or Phillip? <fart>

 

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Bryan Adams or Celine Dion? neither

 

Corner Gas or Beachcombers? relic

 

Trailer park Boys or Fubar? a friend from school grew up in the same trailer park that they're in. fubar is home. fubar

 

Geese or Grizzlies? geezlies

 

Maple syrup or brown sugar? both have their uses.

 

Lacrosse or hockey? meh.. hockey

 

Alanis Morrisette or Avril Lavigne-which ones sexier? alanis - she'll go down on you in a theater

 

Alex Trebek or Michael J. Fox? Mike

 

Linda Evangelista or Pamela Anderson? linda

 

ice fishing or ice skating? fish skating.

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The Hip or Blue Rodeo? neither

 

Anne of Green Gables - Would you hit it? hahahah. no

 

Who do you hate more, Rick the Temp or Ben Mulrooney. rick the temp

 

Ever been to Quebec? On St. Jean Baptiste day?yes no

 

Kim Campbell - Get her the fuck out of here! LOL

 

Canadian or Blue? If you had to pick one. canadian

 

Gavin Crawford shouldn't ever have been let on TV. lol

 

Kraft Dinner - Extra milk or with ketchup? extra milk n graded cheese

 

Native art or the Group of Seven? native art

 

Terrence or Phillip? can't seperate em man

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Originally posted by effyoo@Feb 21 2006, 10:09 PM

Anne of Green Gables - Would you hit it? Sure, haven't got w/ a redhead yet

 

please believe.... it's intense (and not in a good way)

 

every ginger girl I've been with in the past was extremely freaky, and completely unstable.

(think of Anne smashing a writing slate over your head! That's NOTHING!)

 

There's some redhead bartender girl around the way who told my friend

to pass along the message that she'd do whatever dirty things I wanted

 

nice... someone to wash the dishes!

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from the new vicemag

 

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After years of getting bullied by the French, English Montrealers are shoving the Quebec flag up their asses and taking to the streets. It’s the most political fashion has been since Yankees fans started balling up Red Sox shirts and stuffing them in their foreskins.

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