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Fuck it. Tell A to stop bein a tease. pop your collar pimpin.

 

There was a girl. This was 4 years ago. I was sweatin her pretty hard and she knew it. She had a man but i was spending alot of time around. Liked her and treated her good and we were friends. Beautiful cokehead with evil eyes. All the sudden i just quit calling... straight up dropped it like i didnt give a fuck. A month goes by and she shows up at my place. My room was in the basement. I came upstairs and she is kickin it with my roomates on the couch. I see her turn around and walk right back down without saying a word. So she comes and tries to talk to me. Im just drawin in my blackbook. I tell her that i gave her a chance and she passed it up....

 

5 minutes later im hittin it from the back.

 

Yuck. You may be in friend zone. Its no place to be if you dont want to be there.

 

I dont pretend that i know shit about females. I dont... but i can tell you with some type certainty that in these circumstances there are few avenues of recourse. You pretend that you arent interested anymore and she gets to thinking.

You have nothing to lose. Keep what you doing up and you probably wont tap A

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Originally posted by isor357@Feb 20 2006, 05:41 AM

Yuck. You may be in friend zone. Its no place to be if you dont want to be there.

Okay. I kinda rushed that last explanation of whats going on. GIRL A is married, but in the middle of a divorce. This should be so easy its not even funny. I dont have any feelings for GIRL A but we are definately cool. GIRL Bs dad is running for sherriff. I told GIRL C that it will go down when im good and ready.

 

GIRL B said that her and A were talkin about me and they came to the conclusion that one of them was going to have to fuck me just to see what its like. I dread that it comes down to GIRL B.

 

I slept with a few girls in this town and they all were like "Dont tell anybody! Im trying to be serious with such and such." Now I have already accepted my position in life. It doesnt bother me to give women one last fling before they decide to settle down, but come on. Im nervous about GIRL C. I know she is gonna catch feelings when i slay her with the jammy just like GIRL E did. But girl E is a whole nother can of worms.

 

Thanks for listening you guys. I just need a place to put down whats going on in my life. Then I can read it objectively and loook at myself and say things like "Self, that's just a stupid idea."

 

Oh yeah. Im familiar with the friend zone. Its where i like to chill cuz i actually like to sleep with friends. I dont like strange ass. Unless its something that just cant be passed up.

 

Word.

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Originally posted by mr.yuck+Feb 20 2006, 07:52 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mr.yuck - Feb 20 2006, 07:52 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-isor357@Feb 20 2006, 05:41 AM

Yuck. You may be in friend zone. Its no place to be if you dont want to be there.

 

GIRL B said that her and A were talkin about me and they came to the conclusion that one of them was going to have to fuck me just to see what its like. I dread that it comes down to GIRL B.

 

 

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see i told you they talk about that shit,if you bang the shit out of girl b it will definately get back to girl a....but sounds like girl b.is not a first round draft pick in any way shape or form.so i dont dont know sounds like they all arent what you want so youll have to go with waht you view as the lesser of evils.

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uhh I came here knowing exactly what to tell you. Then I read your update and don't know what I think about the whole thing.

 

Here's what I thought pre update anyway

 

Girl A- is teasing you talking about sucking dick and what not. I'd forget about her for the time being. By doing this it sounds like you'll only increase her willingness to sex by starving her of the attention she craves

 

Girl B- sounds like a total death trap. I don't know how high mock rape is on your list of sexual fantasies. But it's not that high on mine. And considering how scandelous that town you're living in sounds, it really wouldn't suprise me if her daddy arrested you and you got 25 to life on it. Or atleast chased with a shotgun and pitchfork or something

 

Girl C- sounds like the one to sex. clearly she's challenging you because she wants to sex you. I'm sure you already knew. If she catches feelings, well... I don't know... seems like pretty standard fare.

 

 

The end.

 

p.s. girl a, b, c , d (presuming there is one) and e sound like total hill billies. No offence.

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this thread made me think of a lot of shit

and none of it was about getting layed.

that would probably require a thread title along the lines of "ever been disappointed in other people?"

 

 

 

sounds like you're being taunted by GIRL A and GIRL B

they obviously know each other

and are having conversations with each other about the whole thing thats adding another dimension to it

 

you should leave em both alone until they are begging for it to the point of threesome

and in the meantime put GIRL C to bed

 

or move to a bigger fucking pool of potentials

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make a video. "Backwoods Backdoor"

that would suck... to live in the middle of nowhere

Not many options. Atleast here if i strike out with my

blackbook i can go down to pontiac and try to swoop

a bar slut. Or downtown and grip up a scenester or

Grosse Pointe to scheme on a trust fund baby or

downriver to scoop a hoe. Or royal oak to hollar at

yuppie bitches. err. Sorry yuck. Looks like your options

are limited and few.

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girl A is fucked up in the head more than normal and she wants the details on the Yukster...which you pointed out in that last update. ignore her and go after girl F. this will drive girls A - C nuts, making them want you even more. don't get drunk around Girl B, because then you might slip and bed a linebacker...and there's not much worse than waking up next to something that rough. once Girl A's divorce is finallized...she'll start hunting you.

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we have all been dissappointed what do you think graffiti is ?.....

its a way for the misrepresented to express themselves usually come from broken homes or fucked up lifestyles or just unrepresented youth........so if the questiion is ever been diddappointed with yourself i would say hell yeah.....

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Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Feb 21 2006, 12:44 AM

Grappling hooks and rollerblades, my ninja. Grappling hooks and rollerblades.

 

HAhaha. Yes indeed.

 

Well I dicked down GIRL C earlier today. It wasnt fun at all. Her guts were cavernous. I couldnt keep it up while fucking her so i just climbed on her chest and railed her mouth. I was trying to make her throw up on my balls but that didnt work either. I hope she doesnt ever call me again.

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Originally posted by onesecondple+Feb 19 2006, 07:43 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (onesecondple - Feb 19 2006, 07:43 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-mr.yuck@Feb 19 2006, 07:37 AM

she doesnt think I have the balls to drag her into my room and dick her down propper

 

 

 

This is probably one of the best things ever said on 12oz....

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