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Farmer 'breaks' penis

 

A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain.

 

Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing.

 

He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments.

 

Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain.

 

"We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes."

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from the article

 

 

On another occasion Housen said he was ordered by a judge to take off his 'hat' while on jury duty.

 

"A di policeman have to tell him seh is mi hair. Him congratulate mi an' tell mi seh mi have talent," he said smiling.

 

 

 

i imagine his voice sounding like jar jar binks?

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