count chocula Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 is everyone in nevada ugly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 muwahahaaha^ i propped you for that one, ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 is everyone in nevada ugly? My thoughts exactly when I first moved out here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Wigga-chick FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 well it is true..there's no fluoride in the water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 http://images.craigslist.org/0101090102120104062008011257ef2006df96d25b3700ab6e.jpg Ok here it is in a nut shell, I am a single momma with 3 kids. I am looking to find someone willing to share their home with us. I have to move immediately and would be willing to cook and clean. I am also looking for a long term boyfriend, someone I can share life with. Please if you have a nice size house and can help please do. Only serious responses and please hurry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 ^^which one of you gentlemen are gonna open your doors to that fine specimen?^^ http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at [deleted] or reply to posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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count chocula Posted February 15, 2008 Author Share Posted February 15, 2008 WATCH OUT FOR THIS PSYCO BITCH SHE WILL BLAME YOU FOR HER FUCKED UP LIFE haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 hahahahahaha edit i want that vagina couch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 :lol: question for blacks answer: thug passion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 I saw an ad a few weeks back for a free bucket of ice cream(only 2 scoops missing). WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booniesbomber Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 hahahahahaha edit i want that vagina couch dude no way. im getting that vagina couch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 CASTING: SETTLE YOUR ARGUMENT UFC STYLE! Reply to: job-581789014@craigslist.org Date: 2008-02-21, 10:17AM PST SETTLE YOUR ARGUMENT UFC STYLE! New TV Show Starring TITO ORTIZ is Looking For You!!!! Do you have a beef with someone and tried everything to solve it but can’t? Did your best friend steal your girl? Did your old roommate shaft you on your rent? Did you have a falling out with your best friend and have no way to solve it? Also looking for competitive friends or friends with a problem they need to solve and the only way to do it is to fight it out! UFC Champion Tito Ortiz is going to train you to battle out your problems in the Octagon!! We are looking for ALL SHAPES AND SIZES to walk into the ring and settle it once and for all!!!! Both of you would need to come down and audition in our Hollywood studio, so you must live in southern California! Casting ASAP email UFCshowcasting@gmail.com with a phone number and picture *$1000 each if picked for the show, and prize on top of that to the winner!!* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 From up the page ^^^^ Ok this is what is weird to me. How can you sleep with someone fat, like be attracted enough to them to fuck them, but not want a long term relationship with them? It's the old moped theory... they're fun to ride... but you wouldn't want your crew to see you on one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 i should spit in your food - w4m Reply to: pers-591877427@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-01, 12:03AM PST Thanks for giving me herpes and then abandoning me on my birthday...that was awesome. What makes it even better? When you come into my restaurant with a girl and I'm the only server there, I should have bought her lunch and warned her to save her money to buy the medication she's going to need when you pretend to not know you had it. Next time you come to my restaurant, not only will I spit in your food, I will slash your tires and spit in your face you ugly, toothless, spineless piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 i wanna drink hennessey in the vagina couch with a bbw eating brownies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 The only thing black dudes get at the bar are Heineken, Hennessey, and Incredible Hulks. No exaggeration, like 99 percent of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 The only thing black dudes get at the bar are Heineken, Hennessey, and Incredible Hulks. No exaggeration, like 99 percent of the time. I hear that from waitresses a lot, that, and they don't tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmm1075 Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 From "Best of Craiglist" Thanks, Mr.Hipster Record Store Clerk. Date: 2008-02-26, 5:25PM PST Dear Hipster Record Store Clerk, Thank you for judging me on the CD I bought yesterday. Our passive-aggressive altercation made me realize how conformist I am for buying an old Rage Against The Machine album. Your condescension was just the intellectual wake-up call I needed. I discovered a new me yesterday, and my eyes were opened in a new way. Thanks to you, I realize now that the key to enlightenment is reading Pitchfork, watching High Fidelity, listening to Velvet Underground, having a tattoo of a star on the inside of my wrist, growing an ironic mustache, living in the Mission, and wearing a too-small sweater, multi-colored 70’s ski-vest, chunky plastic-frame glasses, a high school sports T-shirt, air-tight black jeans, and Nixon-era Chuck Taylors. I had it all wrong, man. You showed me that a skilled job and a comfortable living is just a lie. I need to go to art school, have my parents pay my rent, join a Joy Division-influenced band, and wait for a record deal, like you. I’m totally missing out in life. So thanks again for mocking me. I mean, at first I thought you were just a pathetic, frustrated musician trying to feel better about yourself. But now I see you’re an uncompromising visionary. No one will ever understand you. You’re so different. Signed, Everyone Not Like You Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelowerclass Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Hi Ms Middle Aged MILF at the Price Chopper Deli Counter in Dunmore Sunday late afternoon. I couldn't really tell if you're married, didn't see a ring, and you did look like you tend towards the "high maintenance" side of things. But your ass looked great in those jeans while you stood around and waited for your number to be called. And I did spy those glances my way. I just didn't acknowledge them. Better to keep you wondering. How about we discuss the the ILF part of the headline? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelowerclass Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 60+ Women Wanted for film Reply to: gigs-598870788@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-07, 4:56PM EST Granny Gives Head series. Looking for older women for bj/hj/facial films with individual. 1 on 1 shoots. Pay is based on experience, obviously. $50-200 per hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 Single Parent . - 42 Hello I am a single female age 42,Mexican and Black 5'2 heavy with extra around the belly,funloving,sweet personality and very easly going most of the time... ...I am looking forward to hearing from a nice gentleman who would like to kick back an realx or just take a nice walk on the water front or the beach or maybe even have lunch maybe at Chevy's or at Quinns Light house and look over the water front. you know you are bored - 21 so..lets chat. cuz you know what? im bored too.. . looking for asian wife Im looking for an asian wife, do you fit the part? please send me a photo and we can go from there. first phone, then meet!!!! - 24 I wanna talk on the phone first to make sure ur not a killer!!! Then if I like ya, we could take it from there. .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 bootylicious... - 22 hey girls, whats up? you know what i am wanting is to meet someone that i can play with...any gamers out there? am new to the city and want to meet the girls. send me the stats and pics so we can start the friendly's. all I want is - 27 Sex. I want sex with no strings attached. I want someone decent looking and really freaky. I am kind of in between soft butch and soft femme so I don't know where to classify myself on that scale. Here's the thing...if you're butch and into high femmes I can totally do that and play that role but only for butches. I am very good at what I do and fuck tirelessly. I got out of a relationship recently and I just really want to have some hot sweaty sex. I can host or travel and trust me when I say that I have dedicated my life to being really good in bed. I rock and want to rock you. I want real lesbians. I don't do men. Period. Don't even try it. I don't get why you would even respond anyways. There are other sites on craigslist for you. Bi-Curious girls I'm not going to be your teacher, your first time or your man's fantasy. I can't make this plain enough: I want lesbians!!! .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 ^^haha^^ is it me or are some of the photos of this car a lil artsy fartsy? 1996 Civic CX Hatch CLEAN TITLE $2600 http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/car/612242997.html Up for sale is my 1996 Civic CX Hatchback. SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY PLEASE. ABSURD OFFERS WILL BE IGNORED. Looking to sell for $2,600. The price is FIRM, very little slack in this price. The car has a Clean Title. Interior / Exterior is in good shape 9/10. There is slight damage on the front bumper/grille from a tiny fender bender from the past owner but can be fixed very easily. Engine: D16Y7 4-Speed AUTOMATIC transmission. Car runs and starts up magnificently and without trouble. AC+Heater had been replaced less than a month ago and work wonderfully. Car comes equipped with POWER STEERING and a MP3 audio deck. Milage: 168,500 on the Odometer. Pictures speak for themselves. Feel free to contact HANNAH or MICHAEL at (+++) 956-**** or leave a message and we will get back to you ASAP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Sactown blondie in Reno this weekend.... - 22 Reply to: pers-604220397@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-12, 2:38PM PDT Sooooo I have to go to Reno this weekend to visit a family member in the hospital there for a few hours on Saturday and Sunday. Sucks because its St. Patricks day weekend and I promised my family I would do this so now I have to. Cant find any friends that can go w/ me. They are all working, meetings to go to, out of town, etc..you know how it goes. Well this Irish girl is not gonna let this weekend pass up without some sort of attempt to have fun. Gonna be in Reno on Saturday night and possibly Sunday night too, just looking for someone that would want to entertain me. Maybe dinner, go out to a bar or something?? Email me if you think you can help :) cali-g........better late then never ;) ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 i would smash that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLSE Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 To shy - w4m - 20 Reply to: pers-593570331@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-02, 9:13PM EST I have a problem; I dont know what it is but i have a trouble meeting quality men. I tend to be rather shy and insecure and I do beleive this is my downfall; but I am a great person. I dont think it helps that I am considered plus size girl either being a size 14. But its not like I'm ugly to boot. At least I dont think so. I lack experience in the sexual department as well, you could say I come off as very young. Idk any ideas? ----------- P~A~S~S~I~O~N **** P~L~A~Y - m4w Reply to: pers-607504304@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-15, 7:09PM EDT STRAIGHT TO THE CHASE: I'm looking for a drop dead gorgeous lady (Vogue cover model or video feature model type) to enjoy adventures of passion with. There's no race, height or age requirement (18-50 is fine) but the only infections which you should have should be your infectious charm, presence and sense of humor (I'm D & D free). Other than that, as long as your mind works well enough to hold intelligent conversations and handle romantic creativity then we'll get along famously. Me?... I'm a very attractive African-American male college student (nuclear medicine) who's built like a greek statue. I'm dually employed in the entertainment (mainstream NOT adult) and sports/fitness industries. Though I have no qualms about considering a long term connection after we "connect", it should be said that once my latest entertainment and fitness projects wrap up in the Detroit area (I'm staying with family) in the next few months I'll likely be heading back to the Los Angeles area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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