roadpig Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 :lol: ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ we all know these bizzatches are nothing special. they're all dirty fucking lying, low down cheatin' hoes. there's no fucking loyalty anymore in dating, sadly, this is true. let's start with this lady, she looks like 50, but her ad says, 39. i'm sure she's lying like all the other hoes. she also looks like she's been around the block a few thousand times. her face says "i'm down for some meth if you're buying". this one actually looks like a MAN. i'm not surprised. quite frankly, most of these white ones are men..yes indeed, white guys who underwent some tranny operation so they can get with other men. i'm sure they won't tell you until it's too late! fuck did somebody say 800lbs? this girl will eat you out of your house and home. she will make you take out a loan and sell your car to keep up her food payments. this dirty ass twat has the audacity to post up how she looks like when she gets up outta bed in the morning.. geez, how bout going back down and sucking my cock already?? who the fuck said you could get up? i feel sorry for the guy who goes out with this dirty hoe. she looks like a bag of wet laundry. or this black twat, she's clearly got some big titty action going on, but she's black.. which means you have to hide when going out with her or else your other buddies will see you with her and you're fucked. http://images.craigslist.org/01010001021201040020070806aab198eea3f08f266300769d.jpg god damn, did somebody say Flava Flav?? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Need a hot hook up this weekend and/or next only! - w4m - 35 (santa cruz) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-394117738@craigslist.org Date: 2007-08-10, 4:13PM PDT Hey guys, I am on a time constraint as my house mate is away, but only this weekend and next. I really NEED a hot, sexy man to remind me that I'm a woman:) Younger is not only fabulous, but mmmmm. Prefer a man 40 or less, 5'10 or taller, and please be in reasonable good shape (and reasonable endowed!) Respond with a pic of your face and if you wish, body type too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y.FRESHJIVE Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 has there ever been a good lookin girl on craigs?? if so then post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 :lol: ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ we all know these bizzatches are nothing special. they're all dirty fucking lying, low down cheatin' hoes. there's no fucking loyalty anymore in dating, sadly, this is true. let's start with this lady, she looks like 50, but her ad says, 39. i'm sure she's lying like all the other hoes. she also looks like she's been around the block a few thousand times. her face says "i'm down for some meth if you're buying". this one actually looks like a MAN. i'm not surprised. quite frankly, most of these white ones are men..yes indeed, white guys who underwent some tranny operation so they can get with other men. i'm sure they won't tell you until it's too late! fuck did somebody say 800lbs? this girl will eat you out of your house and home. she will make you take out a loan and sell your car to keep up her food payments. this dirty ass twat has the audacity to post up how she looks like when she gets up outta bed in the morning.. geez, how bout going back down and sucking my cock already?? who the fuck said you could get up? i feel sorry for the guy who goes out with this dirty hoe. she looks like a bag of wet laundry. or this black twat, she's clearly got some big titty action going on, but she's black.. which means you have to hide when going out with her or else your other buddies will see you with her and you're fucked. god damn, did somebody say Flava Flav?? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ i forgot to mention that this was from rants and raves. i went back to look for the original pst and cant find it...grrrr... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 hey whats the best way to sell something on craigslist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 With your dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 has there ever been a good lookin girl on craigs?? if so then post The one Drama fucked on Entourage the other week wasn't too bad looking!!:lol::lol::lol: Even though she was a furry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Some dude was giving away a Dirt Bike and a Quad. ( from a rich area ) So i emailed him and asked if anybody picked them up yet. He emailed me back and said no so i gave him my number. That would be dope if i came up on a dirt bike and a quad for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tucksoe Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Quiet Med student looking for some different fun - w4m - 22 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-397028235@craigslist.org Date: 2007-08-14, 4:29PM EDT I am a college girl, I'm 22, I have long black hair, I'm 5 foot 3, 110 pounds. I just got out of a 2 year long relationship and my ex wasn't very adventurous. I want a man for just one night, this upcoming Saturday. I want to have him finish either up my nose or in my ears. I know its weird but whatever. I also want him to pleasure me with various household objects. I have some fantasies that have to do with human excrement but I wont expect you to act out upon those fantasies, unless thats your thing. Afterwards I want to have you watch the movie Schindler's List with me while giving me anal. You will be required to cum more than once. I hope this doesn't get flagged, if you are interested send me a pic of your face and a little something about yourself and if I interested I will send you my pic. My roommate and her girlfriend (she is Bi) might be interested in joining in also. If you are willing to let one of them use a strap-on, on you, then they would gladly participate in everything. Location: UofM it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 397028235 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 schindler's list? hahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debo Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 she probably gets off on the part where the kids hide in the outhouses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 yeahhhh. Hit her up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/w4m/413158142.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 why do people try to hook up on craigslist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Anybody want some hipster ass? 100$ http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ers/411405156.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 hahahaha hell no, and its 125 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Need some female affection - w4w - 22 Reply to: pers-406962888@craigslist.org Date: 2007-08-27, 12:43AM PDT Hi Im 22 long dark hair 6 piercings 4 tattoos looking for a sexy sweet woman for fun....NO MEN PLEASE! Must reply with pic! Thanks <3<3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 hahahaha hell no, and its 125 i actually called her a while ago just cause i was bored at work i managed to talk her down to 100$ and then had her go to some unoccupied room at the hotel i was working at when she came and of course nobody was in the room she left looking hella mad she was hella busted i mean to up from da flo up make me wanna thro up HURT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 thats awesome, you should have confronted her and said you only have 10 dollars can we work something out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 you know what my coworker was thinking just that all he wanted was to get his dick sucked but he backed off at the last minute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 damn, you should try it at a different hotel haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 you can tell from the pics the bitch is BUSTED. Hipster must refer to the fact that your only interest will be from the hips down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 shes a hooker what do you expect filet mignon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 well she is a cow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 hahaha zing, i need to find some of these hookers in my parts and play some jokes on them (and nothing more) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 a good one is to post something on the women for men casual encounters section and get guys to show up at a spot again, we were bored at work and we did this we put something up about being a lonely girl from out fo town looking for some fun and we had guys come to meet in front of the hotel we specifically requested them to wear sunglasses i would say we got like 100 responses we got about 20 in the first couple of seconds and then about 7-8 people showed up to wait in the freezing cold losers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 and they didn't figure it out? it must have looked like a convention for the blind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 nah they figured it out eventually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 i will have to prank people as well, once it gets wintery and shitty here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Looking for a good Neighbor - w4m Reply to: pers-412314965@craigslist.org Date: 2007-09-02, 2:49PM PDT Got a big one? Bullshitters and wishful thinkers need not apply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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