*PROTOCOL* Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 ^^ thgat just proves how dumb drunk bitches are....bitches only got like 45 braincells to begin with when a bitch gets drunk shes fucking brain dead....dumbass bitches put ya drank down bitch you can only handle a few shots! Bwahaha this made me lol:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Me and a co-worker posted ads trying to find a 3rd for a 3way. We got alot of rock climber types, some wierdo latinos, and a couple who was pretty cute. Cl is gold. Vegas Casual Encounters are brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 i have an interview at 5pm starting pay is $17.25. w00t. thanks to craigslist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 UPDATE!!! i got a job son 17.25 an hour starting. im a fucking knifes salesman! haha just bought a bunch of button up long sleeve dress shirts and few pairs of dress pants. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 so in other words you are a door to door salesman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 man, good job getting suckered into that scam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 naw its a company ran out of rancho mirage, they call up and make an appointment to meet with a dealer and then they buy shit. its too hot around here to walk door to door. ( 115+ ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 well there you have it, rancho mirage doesn't even exist, its just an illusion from the heat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 could be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I just sold a box of gay porn for $75. I got like 5 replies within the first 10 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 hahahaha! did you include the leather lube and beer coozies as a buyitnow bonus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I just sold a box of gay porn for $75. I got like 5 replies within the first 10 minutes. your boyfriends not gonna be mad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 why did you have a box of gay porn? Boner Jams 07 included ? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 rave........fleshlight Reply to: pers-390674383@craigslist.org Date: 2007-08-06, 11:51AM PDT I just got a fleshlight,it's the greatest jacker offer in the world.I can't stop jacking off-I called in sick today.I wish I had one of these four wives ago,this is about as good as sucking your own dick. Here I go again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Indians, so called native Americans Reply to: pers-390420222@craigslist.org Date: 2007-08-06, 7:47AM PDT Yes I am talking casino indians not slurpee indians. Do you ever get tired of sucking off the hind tit of the American Government instead of making your own way through life? Someone was here before you redskins too and you fought for the land and won. Next time don't bring a knife to a gunfight. No I am not a racist either I just can't stand laziness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 UPDATE!!! i got a job son 17.25 an hour starting. im a fucking knifes salesman! haha just bought a bunch of button up long sleeve dress shirts and few pairs of dress pants. lol holy crap. i scrolled down to this right before picking up the phone and had to sit there trying not to laugh my ass off. this is so shitty and hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 its funny this girl i know started doing this last week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 doing what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 selling knives she sells scissors that cut through pennys supposedly and this one set of knives costs like 2000 dollars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 yeah lol .yeah those scissors can cut threw the penny. i did it for 2 weeks made like 600 bucks then quit, its 110 outside and the AC in my car is going out i cant be driving around like that. Plus im moving to SD in 2 weeks so i got enough money to chill with till then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I kind of want to find milf ladies that I can get all high'd up, drive to their crib in the middle of the day when I'm bored and plow their shit. Hahaha if I get a real response I think I might have to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 CYBER XXX ON AIM NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!papi holla - w4m - 22 someone do it and post the convo on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Hi. I've posted here before. It's a cool site. I'm a big girl, getting bigger every day it seems. I'm 5'4 and 279 lbs, but I think I have a pretty face. I know I have a big b*tt. I also know I'm into f*ces!tting. I got into this when one of my boyfriends actually paid me to sit on small objects and break them. I got very good at it. I'd take his money every time. I like guys who are fairly cute, quite a bit lighter than I am, and willing to have their hands tied behind them. I'm big into crushing, smothering, and making demands when the guy is helpless underneath me. I like to stay on top for a very long time. So far, only one guy passed out(I revived him with cpr, then he came back again the next night). I do have a cute @ss, and I'm often told as much. Get back to me. I'm bored. ahahahahahahahahahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spruce Lee Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Looking for snow before 5pm... - w4m - 25 (SoHo) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-390617028@craigslist.org Date: 2007-08-06, 1:51PM EDT Hey y'all lookking to go skiiing, looking for someone to drop off in soho in 20's preferred... w4m m4w m4m w4w it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 390617028 seems like a pretty bad idea to post something like that on a public message board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Skiing is a very common word on Craigslist, I guess there are alot more cokeheads than I ever thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 you should start responding to those with "there's no snow in soho right now but we could go to aspen, i'll snowboard though because ive never been on skis" it would make me laugh if i responded with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 So some african/native american chick sent me this pic and said that i can come to her place and that i can fit my cock down her throat, my balls in her mouth, and fuck her face hard while i watch porn because she doesn't have a gag reflex..rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 ^^^^ She has a penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 So some african/native american chick sent me this pic and said that i can come to her place and that i can fit my cock down her throat, my balls in her mouth, and fuck her face hard while i watch porn because she doesn't have a gag reflex..rofl well did you go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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