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Pirate Lady Seeks Dwarf - 31

Reply to: pers-136345482@craigslist.org

Date: 2006-02-23, 9:09AM PST

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Hello

 

I'm an experienced pirate seeking a male dwarf companion to be my shipmate, and maybe even more. You must be no taller than 4 feet, and have a sunny disposition. You must also be ready to conform to the life of piracy, and not be prone to sea sickness. If you have a talking parrot that is bonus as I'm currently in the market for one.

 

A little bit about me: I'm 6'2". I have blonde hair, a peg leg, and a snarl. I DO NOT HAVE AN EYEPATCH!! I am not a stereotype.

 

I like long swigs of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum and romantic pillages of neighboring towns. I also like digging for treasure booty under the moonlight.

 

I’m just a woman of the sea looking for love in Seattle.

 

Interested dwarfs should send pictures of themselves and a brief description.

 

* this is in or around Seattle

* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Originally posted by KiLL Or DiE@Feb 23 2006, 03:53 PM

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Im Super Great In Bed Guys!! Im New However Im Hot & Sexy..

Im 19,5'4,115LBS,34*c*24*36,EXTREMELY HOT!!

Im White & Mexican I Have Long Sexy Hair,a Great Body & Gorgeous Face!!

***ADRIANA***

Here Are My Hot Steamy Rates For The Day/evening..

$75-b.js

$100-quikies

$150-1/2hr

$300-1hr

((non-negotiable))

PRIVATE INCALLS

DISCREET OUTCALLS

EXCELENT SERVICE...(((510-898))))...

 

This hoe is cute, but not hot enough to give her money. I'd be doing her the favour by boning her.

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"Sexy wife in town during mid March for 4 days. I will need her to have a limo for the trip from airport (JFK or Newark airport to hotel near Paramus) and back. She is staying for some computer training. Rather than hiring a company, I am advertising to see if there are any GQ type males that would like to play the role of a limo driver (with limo of course) and seduce her.

She's attracted to clean cut younger white guys. Male escort type. Not a sure thing, but she is alone and would probably accept a "sight-seeing tour", especailly if you were to "hit" on her as you driving her to her hotel or carrying her luggage. Perhaps invite her out for a drink. She is always horney and more so when whe has had a cocktail or two. My goal is to have her enjoy a "sexual rendevous"; even stay with her in the hotel room. And of course, she knows nothing of this, so discretion is absolutely required.

 

Be real, honest, clean and intelligent. Revealing photo gets response.

 

 

this is in or around Bergen co

 

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

 

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this sounds really fishy...

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THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!

 

i have never seen this fucking site is hularious!!!! LOOK WHAT I GOT!!!

 

Open to any woman that wants a young man in bed with her. - 19

 

I'm at the University of Hartford for college. Im originally from Queens, New York. I am finding it extremely difficult to find attractive women here in connecticut. I am an extremely horney college guy who is willing to have sex/ give/ recieve with anyone that replies to this post. Make sure you send a picture along with your reply so that I can be sure that you are a real person. I dont have a car since Im from New York City and all so itll be hard to travel far from West Hartford. If you really want me then you can have me though, we can work something out. Again dont forget to attach your picture with your reply.

-J

 

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LOOK AT THIS KIDS EYEBROWS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Originally posted by CRAIGS LIST @Feb 26 2006

YOUR PIGS, NOT BBW'S - w4m - 28

 

WHY DO ALL YOU SUPER FAT HOGS CALL YOURSELVES BBW'S. YOUR NOT BIG, YOUR HUGE. AND YOUR NOT BEAUTIFUL, YOU FUGLY. AND I WOULD BARELY CALL YOU WOMEN. GET A GRIP. GET A GYM MEMBERSHIP, AND STEP AWAY FROM THE BUFFET.

 

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Reply to: pers-136539657@craigslist.org

Date: 2006-02-24, 1:46AM CST

 

 

im almost finished installing an extra bathroom poolside. there is a perfect size hole (unless you have a huge cock) to stick your dick through into the adjoing room. you can email her for a time convienient for you. come around the side of my house(perfect if you look like a repair man) enter into the unfisnished bathroom and she'll service you from the other side. you can leave when your done or stick around for seconds. i want to do this before the hole gets patched up. its been a huge fantasy of mine to have my wife working a glory hole ever since I've seen a glory hole online. she's home all-day most days so the schedule is open. i cant wait to hear her stories of her daily cock sucking sessions. check out her pic and directions here

http://www.no-strings-fun.net/bigbuttbeth

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Originally posted by Spuds Mckenzie+Feb 23 2006, 03:53 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Spuds Mckenzie - Feb 23 2006, 03:53 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-KiLL Or DiE@Feb 23 2006, 03:53 PM

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c3yvyhcvtRo2LbdRF1U6eIKfzuOW.jpg

 

Im Super Great In Bed Guys!! Im New However Im Hot & Sexy..

Im 19,5'4,115LBS,34*c*24*36,EXTREMELY HOT!!

Im White & Mexican I Have Long Sexy Hair,a Great Body & Gorgeous Face!!

***ADRIANA***

Here Are My Hot Steamy Rates For The Day/evening..

$75-b.js

$100-quikies

$150-1/2hr

$300-1hr

((non-negotiable))

PRIVATE INCALLS

DISCREET OUTCALLS

EXCELENT SERVICE...(((510-898))))...

 

This hoe is cute, but not hot enough to give her money. I'd be doing her the favour by boning her.

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same beez

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ewwww, read this...

 

 

 

 

 

Jerking in front of the window (rohnert pk / cotati)

 

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Reply to: pers-137402434@craigslist.org

Date: 2006-02-27, 7:46AM PST

 

 

This is a shout out and a rave to the hot young man in the "M" section of R.P. who gives me a show everything morning around 6:30. This morning you took it a step further and was wanking fast and furious in front of your window. My window is right across from you buddy. Unfortunately I missed your final jerk to climax because my wife walked in. I just wanted to say thanks for the eye opener each morning and please don't ever move away. My only regret is that I can't be on my knees in front of you catching your seed. If you are reading this, reply and let me know what your cross street is so I know it's you. I so want to see your dick up close and personal.

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and then there's these cats...

 

 

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"What's the #1 murder weapon in the US? The weapon that kills the most people every year?

Answer: A baseball bat. .....I'd rather take a bullet any day. -

 

 

I don't know about you but when someone shown up to rape and murder my family, I'd rather protect the ones I love than have no gun and let it happen.

 

If it weren't for guns there wouldn't even be a USA. 200 years ago a bunch of farmers grabbed thier guns and told the British to fuck off. That's why your free right now. "

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