Spuds Mckenzie Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 thats all the winners from my area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I used to suck you off a lot. You loved it and called me almost daily for head. You were a hot black lawyer in Little Rock with a big uncut black dick with the initials of M.S. If you need some more head, get in touch with me. I miss your dick and cum. Would love to start providing service for you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spuds Mckenzie Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 So, I did this thing a few weeks ago and met some cool people, but I didn't come across the guy I was looking for. So, I am at it again. Maybe this time he will come around. I am crazy. (Hence the title) However, I am not insane. I like tall, thin guys with tatoos. I have a healthy Elektra complex, so, older than 23, preferrably. And guys, No Penis Pictures! Gross! I am Short, Fat, and White. What is with all the white guys liking stick-thin girls? I don't get it! So, I have boobs. I haven't met a guy who actually LIKES them! I have an ass! Weird that I'm white. LOL! I have a very silly personality, and would prefer someone similar. However, Not to be redundant, if you are one of those Nextel, T-Shirt down to your ankles, rapping to yourself on the train, please do not reply. I am not being mean, but it really is annoying. I Have anxiety disorder, and suffer from depression. I am looking for someone who will show me a lot of attention and affection. I am moving away in a few months, so I don't neccesarilly want anything too serious. I am over-emotional, and I cry easily. I am afraid of men, being I was raped when I was 12. I'm half russian, half Iranian. I have a weird peircing, and plan on getting more. (!) I am getting my first Tattoo soon, as well. Maybe we can go to the Nuyorican on friday. I am dying to go there again soon. Maybe we can go to a lounge. Who knows? I have a crap job, so I hope you have a good job. We cannot both have crap jobs! 80's movies? Hooray! Living with your parents is not an option. I don't mean to sound harsh, but any guy living with his mom over the age of 23 is not the guy for me. I don't know really know what else to say, so I guess I'll leave it at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 seeking single /caucasian college degreed /professional excellent values and morals/ dignified republican/ conservative marriage-minded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Interested in swapping brother-sister stories. Love the idea of a hot horny sister masturbating her brother in the bathroom until his cum splashes onto her breasts, or a nice long brotherly penis pushing into a sister's sweet spot. Can't wait to hear your stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Originally posted by fuse=--action@Feb 16 2006, 02:07 PM It's fun to post really vague missed connections. Where:Independent Coffee Shop. Me: Sideswept bangs bleached, black hair, black plastic frame squared off glasses. You: The same. -fuse. Quoted post :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 My Apologies To Pakistan Reply to: pers-134557201@craigslist.org Date: 2006-02-16, 6:13PM PST I'd like to apologize to the entire country of Pakistan for my actions earlier today at lunch. I don't know what came over me. I'm sitting in my office and I dont know how it happened but I ended up in Yahoo chat, Pakistan. Why? I dont fuckin know. It's not like anybody in there speaks English anyway. I was bored and wanted to see what was going on in various places around the world. So after numerous failed attempts to communicate with my fellow Pakistanians, I hit the wall and grew frustrated. It wasn't happening. They were all engaged in their own personal conversations and I was getting no feedback. I wanted some 3rd world love. Al abu du Arubaha jabir du gruba gruba.... Now...no offense, but I dont know what any of that means. So all of a sudden and totally out of left field, I got real defensive and proceeded to tell each and every person in that chat room to go get fucked. Basically told them that I was from America and the over/under for people in that chatroom who smelled like shit was set at 40. And I was taking the over. Ju Dahbu al bruha jal agu ba dah gruba gruba... Once again, for all I know these people could have been talking about fertilizer. They could have been talking about traffic, the weather, who knows. Why I thought they were talking about me I don't know but I grew violent and angry. I even dropped the "sand nigger" blast about a dozen times. "Jabu dal agrubua al jama jaha," one guy said to me. "Look Muhammed," I told him. "I'll make you my bitch," I continued. "I'm an American and I'll open up my big crack and take a giant shit on you," I said. Now understand something. I'm 32 years old. I'm 32 years old and I'm conducting myself like a fuckin' 10 year old. I mean, I'm verbally assaulting an entire chatroom full of Pakistanians and for what? It went back and forth for about 15 minutes before they really got under my skin. And again, for all I know they weren't even talking to me. Why I threatened to "mushroom cloud that whole fucking country" I do not know but I'd truly like to apologize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 i need to start looking at this site,i've never heard of it until month ago.....this shit so funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merk or be merked Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Feb 16 2006, 12:24 PM you must be 19-25, caucasian, and good looking. there are three of us which means you 1. must pick who u like and 2. have 2 friends for the others... this is no kinky 4some. most have a pic Quoted post yeah I saw that one too.....the top on isn't that bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 ^^so she would have you think. As I said earlier, I don't trust any of them not to be fat. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tucksoe Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 http://newhaven.craigslist.org/w4m/134374337.html im lazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Steve Miller Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I accidentally molested my cat... - 30 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: anon-99621738@craigslist.org Date: Fri Sep 23 22:51:19 2005 So...I haven't had a boyfriend in 7 months. I was cuddling my cat today and we got to snugglin' and I started kissing his soft face and snuggling him harder and the kisses got longer and longer and he has such a great sense of intimacy and he was purring and purring and I was kissing his neck and his tummy and then all of a sudden he jumped up and looked at me like I was the biggest pervert on earth. We were both totally uncomfortable. I haven't seen him since. I need a man! Help me! Help my Cat! this is in or around LA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 :haha: ^ THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER HEARD THOSE WHOLE WEEK. :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellbeefer Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 i swear every other thread in the Austin section rant/rave is about Mexicans....and how much people hate them. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Moms New Boyfriend Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Moms New Boyfriend Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Moms New Boyfriend Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 her tittle .. " I am fond of black men - 46 " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 i live on craigslist.....but its usually only for things automotive related me and the homies have bought and sold countless cars on that, always got super cheap buckets if you look everyday...bought car parts..cheap spray paint...etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestick Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Gah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 oh shit...that bird reminds me of someone....hahahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 ^^^ Originally posted by lovestick@Feb 17 2006, 09:41 AM Gah! Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 HAHAHAHA fucking jack nicolson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mikinbin De Miami Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 "Thanks a lot to those of you that responded. I met a few great guys but no one that really lights my fire. Sorry guys. There must be some decent ones left here in Miami. I am independent and secure. I hope you are too. " this is in or around South Beach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 " I am independent and secure" this is code for needy and mentally unstable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LouieLightfingers Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 ive got a semi-serious question. i do alot of less than legal business on craigslist, and ive currently been selling racked starbucks barista machines on there. well, long story short, someone at starbucks (i used to work there) ratted me out and the cops were in the store taking down all sorts of info and craigslist was brought up. anyway, i rushed home, deleted the craigslists posts (and even though ive already sold the machines, the posts still stay in the craigslist database until you physically remove them) well, i did all this from a racked laptop (which im on now) and was wondering is there anyway that they can dig up the deleted craigslist posts and use them against you in a court of law? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 well your just a big asshole arent you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 ^^^ Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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