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Originally posted by count chocula@Feb 16 2006, 03:59 PM

$300/60 MINUTES GREEK

NO BAREBACK ANYTHING!!!

 

Wait, is this saying for 300 dollars she'll take it in the puckered starfish for a full hour? Thats some serious dedication. I think thats worth the price for the story alone. "So yeah, this one time I spent an hour jamming a broomstick covered in peanut oil in the butt of a girl I met off the internet, best 300 I ever spent."

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one hundred bucks - m4w - 38

 

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Reply to: pers-134494718@craigslist.org

Date: 2006-02-16, 5:03PM EST

 

 

im offering 100 for a 69 from woman they must be able to cum to my place in lowell

 

 

 

 

 

 

^^^^^^

WTF?

*AND THIS ONE:

 

Please Help 25 yr Old Virgin - m4w - 25

 

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Reply to: pers-134494072@craigslist.org

Date: 2006-02-16, 5:01PM EST

 

 

Please Help Me, I've never been with a woman. I'm not ugly just very shy with women. I'm 5-6 130lbs black hair and hazel eyes. Please let me know if you can help me out. I'm not picky. Thanks

 

 

 

THIS SHIT IS FUCKED!!

:haha:

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Business Traveller in a Boston Hotel? - 35

 

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Reply to: pers-133970065@craigslist.org

Date: 2006-02-14, 7:30PM EST

 

 

Here is my proposition. I bring my pretty asian wife's pics and panties to your hotel room. We jack (ourselves) off while you look at the pics and comment on her. Daytimes, this week. See sample pic below.

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Originally posted by I.C.Shadow@Feb 16 2006, 03:48 PM

Greek = Anal or no condom, i dont remember which

 

BBJ = Bare Back Blow Job

 

GFE = Girlfriend Experience (Kissing, Cuddling)

 

Dunno why I know this, im a pervert.

 

I thought I was the only one checkin out Craigslist personals... :haha: .. Erotic Services like whaaa..

 

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For sum reason I like this slut..

 

Greek= Anal sex...

 

Theres sum I'm still tryin to figure out..Some one post all them abbreviations..

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(title) AM I HOT???

 

"- YES i'll rate you - you're the kind of woman i would want to spend the entire night with. moment by moment, my tongue licking your body, tickling you where you never thought would be possible. we would enjoy each other to no end. if you wanted to trade turns in dominating each other, i wouldn't mind. you look strong enough to handle me. we may have to take a few more days to get to know each other, but i think it would be worht the extra effort."

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Found this guy in the personals:

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And then I found this post:

Got Herpes?

Reply to: pers-134338002@craigslist.org

Date: 2006-02-16, 4:32AM CST

 

 

Well I do. I am not looking for casual sex, I am interested in meeting a

woman who has it also to explore the idea of a lasting relationship. I am

very picky, and desire a companion in life that I find very attractive and

intelligent. You are also just as picky in the same manner.

 

Reply to this ad if you feel you meet ALL of the criteria, of course

pictures are not expected unless we both feel some sort of connection

and both feel safe enough.

 

None the less, thanks for reading this far.

:shook:

 

Craigslist freaks me out sometimes.

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divorced single mom full time student - 26

Reply to: pers-134554660@craigslist.org

Date: 2006-02-16, 9:12PM EST

 

 

well if the title didn't scare you away...

i'm very laid back, reflective, loyal, honest, fun, and kinda nerdy ; )

5'2, 125lbs, here's a pic to save time.

mature audiences only! will not respond to generic replies.

 

* this is in or around uws

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^^NO SCIENTOLOGISTS!!!!!

 

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^Hello gentlemen! I'm a 25 year old mixed african american/white female who is going to be visiting Long Island March 3 thru the 6th and I don't know a soul there I will be traveling alone and would like to find a nice guy to have some fun with that can show me aroung the big city. An absolute plus if u want to be my weekend sugar daddy!Not implying sex...just want some one who doesnt mind spending money. A plus not a necessity I would prefer a sexy, professional white male between the ages of 25 an 38 40ish. i stand 5'1, i'm light skinned , short sassy blond hair, thick and curvy, would like to say HWP but with a 38DDD ur never HWP!LOL! I'm hella cool and looking for good laughs, great conversation and an amazin NY experience. I will be staying in a hotel at McArthur airport and wasn't planning to rent a car...come on guys help me out....I have lots of good pics of myself and your gets mine....lets chat and have some fun!!

 

* this is in or around Seattle

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Looking for tight fit coeds who need educational assistance. No drama, just good fun on a routine basis with a $ugar Daddy willing to help with expen$es. You should be available for encounters during the day 2 or 3 times per week. Send photos and availability

 

 

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:haha: :shook: :rolleyes:

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