LouieLightfingers Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 "youre lebowski, lebowski." "man cmon i had a rough night and i hate the fuckin eagles man" walter: "sure youre gonna see some tank battles but fightin in desert is very different from fighting in canompy jungle. i mean i was a footsoilder whereas this thing should uh...you know be a piece of cake i mean i had a m-16 jacko now that abrams a fuckin tank me and charlie eyeball to eyball. thats FUCKIN combat. the man in the black pajamas dude. worthy fuckin advisary..." donnie: "whos in pajamas?" "shut the fuck up donnie... whereas what we have here bunch of fig eaters wearin towels on their head tryin to find reverts on a soviet tank this...this is not a worthy fuckin advisary." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boner Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 let me explain something to you. you're mr. lebowski; i'm the dude.. so that's what you call me.. that or his dudeness, duder, el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing... i could go on for days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPRACK ATTACK Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 everyone always talks about this movie. i fell asleep after like 20 minutes. and i don't even remember those first 20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaeser Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Feb 15 2006, 04:44 PM obviously you're not a golfer. Quoted post one of the best lines.^^^ "this, this aggression will not stand.. man" "we got help chopperin' in for you buddy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Originally posted by SPRACK ATTACK@Feb 15 2006, 06:18 PM everyone always talks about this movie. i fell asleep after like 20 minutes. and i don't even remember those first 20. Quoted post you might be a mannequin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay EM Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 it really held the room together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irobpeople Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 WE CUT OFF YOUR SHONSON!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Originally posted by heavyLox+Feb 15 2006, 04:06 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (heavyLox - Feb 15 2006, 04:06 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Walter Sobchak: I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos! Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-symbols@Feb 15 2006, 03:46 PM Quoted post "What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!" :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 "You wanna toe? I can get you a toe dude. I can get you a toe before 4oclock - with nail polish" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. Brandt: Ah haha. That's marvelous. The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Oh, yeah, how'd that go? Not bad... Dude's car got a little dinged up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 please dont touch that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LouieLightfingers Posted February 16, 2006 Author Share Posted February 16, 2006 "Hey hey careful man, theres a beverage here" Brandt: "This is our concern dude..." The Dude: "We dropped off the damn money." Mr. Lebowski: "We?" The Dude: "I, the royal "we" you know the editorial I dropped off the money exactly as... per.. look... man I've got certain information alright certain things have come to light and you know has it ever occured to you that instead of uh you know running around uh uh blaming me you know giving the nature of all this new shit you know it-it-it this could be uh uh uh alot more uh uh uh uh uh uh complex i mean its not just it might not be just a simple uh you know?" (In the scene where the dude is in the bath smoking a joint he's listening to a tape titled, "songs of the whale: Ultimate revelation.") Autobahn breaks in his apartment and starts smashing shit... The Dude: "H-Hey this is a private residence man." (Autobahn walks into his bathroom with a ferret on a leash.) The Dude: "uh N-Nice marmot." (They throw the ferret into the bathtub and The dude starts flippin out screaming like a girl while the ferret is flippin out in the tub squeeling) "vher is daht money lebowski! vhe vant dat money lebowski! you sink dat vhe ah kidding? or paking vhit tha vunny stuhf? vhe can do tings dat you nevah even think ohv lebowski." "yah vhe believe in nuhsing." "yah vhe believe in nuhsing lebowski...nushisng...and tumuhwoh we come back and we cut off yah johnson." The Dude: "exscuse me?" "i said vhe cut ohff yah johnson!!" "jus tink about dat lebowski." "yah." "ah yu great wit paintings lebowski." "den we stomp on it an squish it..." The Dude: "no i just want to handle it by myself from now on... no... no no that has nothing to do with it. yes the car made it home, youre calling me at home...no walter it did not look like larry was about to crack... well thats your perception... you know walter youre right there is an unspoken message here its FUCK YOU! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!! .... yeah i'll be at practice." Walter Sobachek: "Donnie was a good bowler and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors and bowling. And as a surfer he explored the beaches of southern California from La'Hoja to Leo Careo and... up to Bismo. He died. He died as so many young men of his generation. before his time. In your wisdom Lord You took him. As you took so many bright flowering young men at Kason. At Lon Dock. At Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so did Donnie. Donnie who loved bowling. And so... Theodore Donald Cerovazas... in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been... we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean. Which you loved so well. Goodnight sweet Prince." "Take it easy Dude. I know that you will." "Yeah, well... The Dude abides." :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillysiphilis Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 "Yes, Donny, the In n Out Burger." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 best movie ever i liked the line abbout not rollin on shabas also the way the dude says ' Welll Fuuuck Maaan' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drewWrite Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Jesus: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." The Dude: Jesus. Jesus: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 fuckin A i got a rash man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 "lotta ins, lotta outs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Originally posted by Issac Brock@Feb 15 2006, 01:44 PM "see what happens larry? do you see what happens, when you fuck strangers in the ass?" Quoted post mmm. best line ever is in the edited for tv version of this line ^^^ "see what happens larry? do you see what happpens, when you meet a stranger in the woods?!!??" boom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 anyone go to the big lebowski fest every year at that bowling alley in queens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaeser Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Originally posted by porkchop+Feb 16 2006, 02:52 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (porkchop - Feb 16 2006, 02:52 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Issac Brock@Feb 15 2006, 01:44 PM "see what happens larry? do you see what happens, when you fuck strangers in the ass?" Quoted post mmm. best line ever is in the edited for tv version of this line ^^^ "see what happens larry? do you see what happpens, when you meet a stranger in the woods?!!??" boom Quoted post [/b] haha heres another version of this edit that i just heard... "You see what happens larry? you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 "what's this?" "It is our...uhhh...most modestly priced recepticle" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 The Dude: Who are you, anyway? Knox Harrington: Oh, just a friend of Maudie's. The Dude: A friend with a cleft asshole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Originally posted by porkchop+Feb 16 2006, 02:52 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (porkchop - Feb 16 2006, 02:52 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Issac Brock@Feb 15 2006, 01:44 PM "see what happens larry? do you see what happens, when you fuck strangers in the ass?" Quoted post mmm. best line ever is in the edited for tv version of this line ^^^ "see what happens larry? do you see what happpens, when you meet a stranger in the woods?!!??" boom Quoted post [/b] haha yeah, i saw this, except it was: YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 "Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man." I like how the rug pulled the room together. Here's a link to the script... http://thugbot.net/features/lebowski/lebowski_script.txt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wire Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 "Hey, this is a private residence, man." is easily the best line. A very close second to me is in the opening monologue "Sometimes, there's a man." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LouieLightfingers Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 im glad that all of you have enjoyed my thread for achievers and bums alike... currently, i am drinking a caucasian, while the big lebowski is playing on my small plasmascreen television next to my bed. bump to the top for THE DUDE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Do any of you drink white russians? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 this agression will not stand, man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Originally posted by LENS@Feb 17 2006, 10:54 AM Do any of you drink white russians? Quoted post caucasian? on occasion. used to be a mandatory at this white trash bar in the district...on pub crawls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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