fuse=--action Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 just put a C-clamp on your window sill and tie a rope to that shit. Or just jump out of your window and use a pole vault to get back in. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 And I always wanted a grappling hook when I was little. Unfortunately for me, my parents were worried about other people's safety. It was the same story with the Bow and Arrow. And the sword. And the BB gun. And the karate. And the fireworks. And the blowdarts. And the butterfly knife. And the boot knife. And the nunchucks. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 ^^He's got a point. You could just become a vampire. They can fly. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 FILTHY JAILHOUSE TACTICS - First, understand what it’s like to spend a long time in prison. It stinks because you fear for every second of your life. Dan was forced to “field test� some very nasty fighting techniques while in jail. In fact, he used them every day...to save his life...to protect his associates...and to gain the respect necessary to survive. Simple, quick and NASTY. 2-Tapes: Total Run Time: 1 Hr ITEM # FILTHY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-KARMA- Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 http://entertheninja.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 The real best ninja site on the net. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Originally posted by Gat:Bush@Feb 11 2006, 06:28 PM FILTHY JAILHOUSE TACTICS - First, understand what it’s like to spend a long time in prison. It stinks because you fear for every second of your life. Dan was forced to “field test� some very nasty fighting techniques while in jail. In fact, he used them every day...to save his life...to protect his asshole...and to gain the respect necessary to survive. Simple, quick and NASTY. 2-Tapes: Total Run Time: 1 Hr ITEM # FILTHY Quoted post fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KETA Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 You can mess up the alarm system by putting a magnet on the door sensor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methadone program Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 set a fire and make a diversion.. let an alligator out and scare them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Feb 11 2006, 05:46 PM if you're already 15 and haven't yet figured out how to sneak out of the house then you suck at being a teenager Quoted post :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Dont forget to make a contraption Ferris Bueller style just incase your parents decide to check on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Originally posted by fuse=--action@Feb 11 2006, 10:20 PM And I always wanted a grappling hook when I was little. Unfortunately for me, my parents were worried about other people's safety. It was the same story with the Bow and Arrow. And the sword. And the BB gun. And the karate. And the fireworks. And the blowdarts. And the butterfly knife. And the boot knife. And the nunchucks. -fuse. Quoted post story of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Originally posted by GEEB+Feb 11 2006, 10:45 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GEEB - Feb 11 2006, 10:45 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Mr. ABC@Feb 11 2006, 05:46 PM if you're already 15 and haven't yet figured out how to sneak out of the house then you suck at being a teenager Quoted post :haha: Quoted post [/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 10 bucks says he gets caught.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 in the house i grew up in i lived on the 2nd story and whenever i had some sort of short mission to pull off i'd just jump on the pine tree next to my window. the hard part was getting back up. and fucking pine trees have sap that dosnt come off for a few days. but if all fails just use your door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Originally posted by Gat:Bush+Feb 11 2006, 08:10 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Gat:Bush - Feb 11 2006, 08:10 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-MOOGLE?@Feb 11 2006, 07:49 PM i still say be a ninja.. i had the boot and hand spikes last year and the grappling hook...shit was fun as hell.. till i traded them for a turntable mixer Quoted post i got the grappling hook, the shoes would be an awesome addition though. Thanks Moogle! Quoted post [/b] I have the grappling hook as well, shit isnt as easy as it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Originally posted by Gat:Bush@Feb 11 2006, 09:20 PM Quoted post why ? no seriously why ? what the fuck did the rest of us do to you to deserve this ? :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Flip your mom the bird and go fuck you i am going out bitch and you cant stop me. then beat your chest take your weiner out piss in a couple corners of your house as a sign of your masculinity and whose territory it really is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 How to Jump from a Building into a Dumpster How to Jump 1. Jump straight down. If you leap off and away from the building at an angle, your trajectory will make you miss the Dumpster. Resist your natural tendency to push off. 2. Tuck your head and bring your legs around. To do this during the fall, execute a three-quarter revolution—basically, a not-quite-full somersault. This is the only method that will allow a proper landing, with your back facing down. 3. Aim for the center of the Dumpster. 4. Land flat on your back so that when your body folds, your feet and hands meet. When your body hits any surface from a significant height, the body folds into a V. This means landing on your stomach can result in a broken back. Be Aware * If the building has fire escapes or other protrusions, your leap will have to be far enough out so you miss them on your way down. The landing target needs to be far enough from the building for you to hit it. * The Dumpster may be filled with bricks or other unfriendly materials. It is entirely possible to survive a high fall (five stories or more) into a Dumpster, provided it is filled with the right type of trash (cardboard boxes are best) and you land correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 good advice anyone can use^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 When I was younger I used to hafta hide my shit in the basement, then at night creep down there, out the bulked (sp?) doors, and jump off the backporch. Then I got to be 16 and realized I didn't need to sneak out anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 wow 2 pages. why not just figure out the code to the alarm at the door genious. then you can disable it before everyone goes to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Karma... kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILLY IS WILD Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 boy is he going to be pissed when he finds out i took the tape off kekekeke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 i havent read any of the other responses. they have a motion detector in the door frame. earlier in the night put tape over the motion detector and you'll be fine. make sure its not scotch tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbeRBand Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Originally posted by -KARMA-@Feb 11 2006, 07:43 PM i guess i could tape the button thing down so the beeper thing thinks the doors always closed Quoted post do that. good question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUNBUNBIGGY Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Tie a rope to one of the legs of your bed. Thats a good anchor spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 throw mattress out of window jump on mattress or, confront your conservative parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 doesnt seem like karma hasd been back on here since before his little adventure... he prolly got grounded and the folks took away his internet privliges (sp?)..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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