merk or be merked Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 king cobra.......steel reserveand o.e....what you know about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 LETS GET SOME PUSSY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merk or be merked Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Beer vs. Pussy...LET THE BATTLE BEGIN! Beer VS Pussy who will win 1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy 5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy 8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER 9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY 10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY 11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER 12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER 13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER 14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER 15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER 16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 PUSSY 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 any of you ever had that sparks energy alcoholic drink shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merk or be merked Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 sparks is the hit if you are planning to do stuff....like if I go to a show i drink two of the black sparks....and I'm good and buzzed, and all adhd hyperactive......but if I just want to chill...the alcohol makes me tired and the caffine keeps me awake....but it tastes like soda.... but there are aton of alcoholic energy drinks...i drink tilt alot...6.6 alcohol and tastes like soda for a dollar...good shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Originally posted by merk or be merked@Feb 11 2006, 05:37 AM Beer vs. Pussy...LET THE BATTLE BEGIN! Beer VS Pussy who will win 1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 PUSSY 7 Quoted post so what your trying to tell me is that.. warm pussy tastes better than warm beer??? weirdo. oh and.. who enjoys eating pussy? cus i sure dont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 if the pussy is not warm, there's a problem wait i thought that was how lesbians do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 it is.. dont worry. i just dont enjoy eating girls out. i enjoy biting them out. get it got it good ok cool . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 we all know you love the black cock dont bullshit us with all this lesbian shit, we know what time it is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Sparks is the jump off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPRACK ATTACK Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 LEGOWELT IS THE JUMP ON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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