Future Droid Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 thats like saying....how many people do you know have died of smoke cancer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 "Get your girl in the mood quicker, get your jimmy thicker, with St. Ides malt liquor." I'll take Ice Cube's word over teh English anyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 So you're takin' better care of your body Becoming more aware of your body. Responding to your body's needs. Everything you hear and read about diets, Nutrition and sleeping position and detoxifying your system, And buying machines that they advertise to help you exercise. Herbs to revitalize you if you're traumatized. Soaps that will sanitize. Sprays to deordorize. Liquid to neutralize acids and pesticides. Free weights to maximize your strength and muscle size. Shots that will immunize. Pills to re-energize you. But remember that for all your pain and gain Eventually the story ends the same... You can quite smokin', but you're still gonna die. Cut out cokin', but you're still gonna die. Eliminate everything fatty or fried, And you get real healthy, but you're still gonna die. Stop drinkin' booze, you're still gonna die. Stay away from cooze, you're still gonna die. You can cut out coffee and never get high, But you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. You can even give aerobics one more try, But when the music stops playin', you're still gonna die. Put seat belts in your car, you're still gonna die. Cut nicotine tar, you're still gonna die. You can exercise that cellulite off your thigh. Get slimmer and trimmer, but you're still gonna die. Stop gettin' a tan, you're still gonna die. You can search for UFO's up in the sky They might fly you to Mars where you're still gonna die. You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. And all the Reeboks and Nikes and Adidas you buy You can jog up to heaven and you're still gonna die. Drink ginseng tonics, you're still gonna die. Try high colonics, you're still gonna die. You can have yourself frozen and suspended in time, But when they do thaw you out, you're still gonna die. You can have safe sex, you're still gonna die. You can switch to Crest, you're still gonna die. You can get rid of stress, get a lot of rest, Get an AIDS test, enroll in EST, Move out west where it's sunny and dry And you'll live to be a hundred But you're still gonna die. You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. So you'd better have some fun 'Fore you say bye-bye, 'Cause you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGOON Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Originally posted by Some1@Jan 31 2006, 05:04 PM umm you will when some fucking christian group wants to bring back prohibition bootlegging for life Quoted post i know plenty of people who support prohibition that are very proud atheists... i'm not even a little bit surprised to read that, well surprised it took this long for that information to come out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Originally posted by beardo@Jan 31 2006, 06:32 PM look around you. how many people have died from alcohol cancer. exactly. cheers. Quoted post And if they have a problem wit drinking me and my boys will fucking beat them up in the parking lot of da club...fuck yeah, get crunk, get cancer, skeet skeet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 smoke crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonesome Cowboy Bill Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Originally posted by beardo@Jan 31 2006, 09:32 PM look around you. how many people have died from alcohol cancer. exactly. cheers. Quoted post isn't that what cirosis is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 everything in moderation is the way to go. every morning the news is telling us new intresting and fun ways to get cancer, but no way to cure it. you can have your cake and eat it too!BUT! theres a cancer risk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Originally posted by symbols@Jan 31 2006, 05:41 PM yeah, but does anyone care? everything causes cancer Quoted post that is so true and so sad. we cause all of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPRACK ATTACK Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 fuck this shit i'm a walking cancer farm. the docs are gonna have a god damned field day with me when i get my shit together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 fuck this you cant live forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kill-u-bitch Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 i drank 8 beers thursday night, 14 last night, and tonight im going to try and beat that record Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kill-u-bitch Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 actualy this afternoon i drank 4 beers...forgot about that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 heres how i see it live now, worry about shit thatll catch up to u in ur 60's when u get that old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 bury your corpses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 The good news is they will have a cure for cancer by the time any of this will effect me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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