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f*ck you january 06

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are you on drugs (ok, stupid question)? january was awesome! i retired and fled australia for a life of leisure. januar ruled!

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it ain't quite over yet. still got a few hours.

 

my January...quite laid back...no problems at all.

I think I might have decided to move to Phoenix last night.

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of course i'm on drugs.

 

i figured i'd start a thread

i know not everyone's month was bad.

mine was though

 

it started with a lost wallet

and continued onto all sorts of desperate housewives bullshit

 

 

i'm glad for you ABC

maybe i'll make it out there and i can lose this month in a bottle

 

you seriously gotta come to bmore so i can take you to the mt.royal tavern

you will love it

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by the time i get to phoenix, she'll be risin

 

i watched Heat the other day

 

 

i dunno

i got my couch this month so that was dope

 

but shit happens, yknow?

a lot of it, at once

my ma got bad news.

 

i'll feel better once i get back from copenhagen

 

*unless i die in the last few hours of this month

that'd just be my luck

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pleez baleeb that when i'm legit and have money i'm flying all around the country to drink with all my favorite 'ouncers. you and my boy dan are high priorities cos you guys travelled pretty far just to hang last time i was out here

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january 06 is the first month i havent smoked since 1994...month gets noted

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hell yeah ABC!!

 

i know it seemed uber-lame at the time to leave so early

but i was really bailing out on my father, he was kinda mad the next day cuz the tiles in the bathroom weren't laid right since i wasn't there to help

 

i have the couch now though, the house, and this is one of th emost, if not the most blue-collar-working-class-grimey drunken city in the u.s.

 

you haven't really seen the u.s. until you've seen a city with most of it's liquor/convenience/carry-out food stores enclosed behind bullet proof glass

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Originally posted by Tesseract@Jan 31 2006, 02:49 PM

january 06 is the first month i havent smoked since 1994...month gets noted

 

 

nice!!!

i only had one cigarette yesterday and the day before

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still, i drunk the drinks of 3 months combined :)

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Originally posted by symbols@Feb 1 2006, 04:51 AM

hell yeah ABC!!

 

i know it seemed uber-lame at the time to leave so early

but i was really bailing out on my father, he was kinda mad the next day cuz the tiles in the bathroom weren't laid right since i wasn't there to help

 

i have the couch now though, the house, and this is one of th emost, if not the most blue-collar-working-class-grimey drunken city in the u.s.

 

you haven't really seen the u.s. until you've seen a city with most of it's liquor/convenience/carry-out food stores enclosed behind bullet proof glass

 

sounds like fun fun fun. i wanna see you get liquored up, come out of your shell and destroy life. you're going to regret inviting me over haha

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January has fucking rocked. And I believe February is going to rock as well.

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Originally posted by symbols@Jan 31 2006, 12:43 PM

it started with a lost wallet

 

uh-oh...someone get smashed and end up in the hospital again?

 

my boy Zeke lost his eye in a car on bike accident...but homey's up and riding drunk with me like it never happened.

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Jan 31 2006, 02:54 PM

sounds like fun fun fun. i wanna see you get liquored up, come out of your shell and destroy life. you're going to regret inviting me over haha

 

 

haha yeah, i might have to move the sofa somewhere safe

 

the last time i got real drunk i passed out in front of the Lyric Opera House

the cops pciked me up and took me to the ER

where i assaulted two nurses and was put in restraints until 9 the next morning

when i was asked to please get the fuck out

 

something's getting broken.

 

 

 

 

....AND I HOPE FEBRUARY ROCKS.

MAMS YOU ARE MY NEW PSYCHIC FRIEND

YOU BETTER BE RIGHT

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Originally posted by SteveAustin+Jan 31 2006, 02:56 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SteveAustin - Jan 31 2006, 02:56 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-symbols@Jan 31 2006, 12:43 PM

it started with a lost wallet

 

uh-oh...someone get smashed and end up in the hospital again?

 

my boy Zeke lost his eye in a car on bike accident...but homey's up and riding drunk with me like it never happened.

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nope.

i haven't been drinking.

i just lost it.

it fell out of my pocket while i was riding and i didn't realize it until about fifteen blocks later

 

that's what happens when you have a big butt.

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i can fix ur winter blues symbols

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wait, symbols IS a chick right?

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chick.jpg

 

an adorable fuzzy chick most people would love to eat for dinner

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Originally posted by symbols@Feb 1 2006, 04:57 AM

the last time i got real drunk i passed out in front of the Lyric Opera House

the cops pciked me up and took me to the ER

where i assaulted two nurses and was put in restraints until 9 the next morning

when i was asked to please get the fuck out

 

something's getting broken.

 

hell yes girl, we're gunna have some funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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January has been a strange month. overall pretty good though. I am predicting febuary to be better.

 

Speaking of blacking out, last week i got shithammered with some people i had literally just met a few hours before hand and blacked out. I was later informed that when some girl asked me to take off my shoes since i was sitting on her bed, i instantly went into pissed off mode, flicked her off, and walked home. Ridiculous.

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sneak peek for ABC....

 

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Sounds: There is no live music, but sounds are provided by a jukebox with a remarkably varied selection. We were especially pleased to find the old novelty CD Lounge-A-Palooza, which features a bunch of lounge covers of '90s alt-rock standards and vice versa. Guaranteed to amuse or annoy the living hell out of each and every patron.

 

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Libations: Though there's a well-stocked bar, keeping with the dive nature of the place, everybody tends to drink cheap beer or rail liquor. While we're discussing beer, we should also mention the inescapable consequence of drinking too much of it: a trip to what just might be the most disturbingly befouled bar bathroom in the city.

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Service: The gruff bartender was curt, but the beer arrived immediately, and that's what counts in a place like this. In other bars the cash register display scrolls a message of GOOD AFTERNOON. At Mount Royal Tavern, whenever a purchase is rung up the display scrolls BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS. That's what we call having a lot of character.

 

 

 

..chups you might've missed out.. drinks make me pissed off easily sometimes. that's why i stopped drinking so much

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