DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Re: parent's guide to satanic rituals Your child comes home late every night. It has developed a curious habit lately of listening to heavy metal rock music. It no longer pays you any attention. It seems preoccupied. It spends more and more of its time away from home. You suspect that your child is experimenting with drugs. What can a parent do? That's called being a teenager. My moms fell for this bullshit when I was 13. She tried to take away my Metalica tapes and threatened to have me put away. That's about the time I moved in with pops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 Re: parent's guide to satanic rituals That's called being a teenager. My moms fell for this bullshit when I was 13. She tried to take away my Metalica tapes and threatened to have me put away. That's about the time I moved in with pops. Yes, it's all a joke. LOL while you can, n00bs are stalking me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Re: parent's guide to satanic rituals Yes, it's all a joke. Yes, I realized this after reading the next paragraph. At first I wasn't going to read any more than the first paragraph due to TLDR. I still havn't read the entire thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 fuck yeah!!! Satan!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomentIsNow Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 ^^ LoL. This thread is fucking funny. Long read but funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murderland_bgk Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 that's just a black metal band not satan .. I agree this thread is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prawn laksa Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 so, i just got through ritual #3 and will post flix once everything is done... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 why did i real all of this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prawn laksa Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 cause its really real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 *ahem* <--------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Re: parent's guide to satanic rituals that's just a black metal band not satan .. I agree this thread is funny no shit...man I had it all wrong, thanks for setting me straight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 http://www.babysue.com/contents.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murderland_bgk Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 ok then lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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