shaolinmasta Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 huh :huh2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 almost thirty people have looked at this thing and no has had anything to say. So I'll just say have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 yeah... have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 huh :huh2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Birch Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 more popular than my thread, which confirms my thesis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 so one time i was masturbating in my living room under a blanket and my grandma sat down and started talking to me, but i said fuck it and decided to keep going and i have to say that was the most pleasurable nut in my life grammy wasnt any the wiser... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 its a nice day to jump out the window again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Jan 29 2006, 12:36 PM so one time i was masturbating in my living room under a blanket and my grandma sat down and started talking to me, but i said fuck it and decided to keep going and i have to say that was the most pleasurable nut in my life grammy wasnt any the wiser... Quoted post a friend once told me this story about how someone he knew (or a friend of a friend, you know how it goes) was masturbating in his bed when his sister walked in. he instinctively rolled over to hide this sinful act from her only to end up spraining his penis. now after telling this story to others a debate began, of whether or not a penis can be sprained. sprained is to muscle as teasola'ed is to sherry palmer right? Next on MythBusters, the 12oz team comes clean as to the validity of this story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 the same thing happened with my friend when his mum walked in. He didn't sprain it though, he just said he heard a big SNAP! sound and it hurt for awhile. I did however read a vice issue where some dude broke his dick when missing on re-entry.Lots of blood and the surgery where the head was removed and sown back on was involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 wasa wasa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 dont know about spraining a penis but i did see a guy on real tv who for some reason had to have his penis removed. then he went to a surgeon who took one of the mans fingers and crafted a new functional penis out of it for the guy. shit was pretty nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 the doctor turned a finger into a functional penis? No fucking way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 yeah dude, ill look that shit up if i can. i need one of the 12oz detectives to do further research. he was from russia or some shit. guess that wasnt so hard. not sure if this is a good article or not havent read it all. http://english.pravda.ru/fun/2001/09/28/16583.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 I should have known. fucking russians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 heres a pretty fun game if your bored. kind of off topic but i just found it so fuck it. http://www.landofthedeadmovie.net/htdocs/loot_game/play.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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