duh-rye-won Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 PREVIOUSLY ON 24... "oh no he didn't! Mero said that bitch's clit has a nutsack! ahhhahahhahaha. this nigga is TOO much... thank god for 12oz when work is slow..." "what is it chloe, i'm a little busy blowing shit up and just generally being the most badass motherfucker on the planet... no way... you're fucking shitting me... ok ok i'll get back to CTU right away!" "Chloe, if what you're saying is true.... everything is going to change... how could this be? this contradicts all the intelligence we've gathered over the last 5 years..." "i'm telling you jack... TEASE GOT LAID!!! and he says she's a milf!" "i'm going to find this woman and put an end to all this speculation." "Tony, i need you to help me in the field. bring your digi cam. we need to post this shit on 12oz. your busy doing what??? ok Tony. finish updating the satelite link first. but hurry!" "that nigga never fails to interrupt my shit. like he KNOWS all i do in CTU is look at his daughter's titties..." "tony stop looking at my titties and help jack find that milf!!!" "fine i'm going. but i'm cranking up the AC when i get back and you have to let me look at your erect nipples for an hour straight!" (irrelevant to the story.) "Tony thanks for coming, but i found her already. you can get back to kim's titties now" "thank you teasola..." (wink) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 :lol: awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 You win. Just plain, "you win"...whatever you want, it's yours. Just keep 'em coming.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 hahaha. thats awesome. elisha cuthbert is so hot, its retarded. do more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 i hate how she looks, ihate how she talks, i hate her fucking face if i could kill anyone in this world id be either her or renee zellweger fuck that hurt bitch im out /cash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Birch Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 fuck you...chloe is fuckinh hot...hater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 WICKED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spoi1 system Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 lets get a sneak peak on the next episode... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 chloe is disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 shes especially busted when placed next to elisha cuthbert. just take a minute scrolling between the two and realize you are so very wrong about her being attractive in the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 you could put that bitch next to the sluts tease fucks, and she'd still look like a fucking troll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 you make a valid point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Jan 26 2006, 11:17 PM /cash Quoted post is that the kids mom in terminator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 HOLY SHIT! HGAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! OH MAN, I WAS SCARED OF BEING SPOILED (AS I'M STILL ON SEASON 3), BUT THIS WAS AMAZING!!! IQUIT, THE FUCKING KING! I ain't laughed this hard in a while..thanks, man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Chloe is cool. She just doesn't like to be questioned. I'd hate to have a conversation with her at lunchtime or some shit, though. I hate Mrs. Palmer the most, though. Regardless of the shit she has pulled, I just don't like one bit of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 kudos iquitter.. havnt laughed that hard in a minute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 next episode: jack tries to locate nekro, the gay informant gone missing. also, gliko and tony almeida go to iraq and wreck shit!!! iquit bangs kim bauer! and more! but you gotta wait a long time for the next new episode. just like on the real show. just like to inform everyone that i just got out of work, smoked a spliff, and have 5 days off for chinese new year. best feeling ever. sorry for the drug talk. but it's like in 24. there's a lot of drug talk. i'm the evil drug lord in the next installment. it's all just part of the fiction. -iquit not really stoned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Fantastic work, shit is udd funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 **applause** moremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Excellent. And fuck Chloe... everything about her annoys the shit out of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 The bit where she blasts the fuck outta that guy with the M16 tho, can't be beat. "But Tony! I am not a field agent!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuckin awesome! This comes in a super weird timing as i'm about to watch the last 2 episodes of season 4 ...wait, rage is gay!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 "this contradicts all the intelligence we've gathered over the last 5 years..." HHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHA. omg. KEEP THEM COMING! i've never watched an episode, but who cares when i have the E! hollywood true story right here by iquit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 awhahahahaha...awesome. nice addition tesseraction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 my co-workers are all pondering why i was just laughing like i wasn't "on the clock". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 the chairman making us proud..[/golf clap] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I wish I watched 24 so the jokes were funnier than they already are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Is this the random shit you were posting because I was ignoring you? damn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one two three four five Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666@Jan 27 2006, 03:05 PM Quoted post ^that was random Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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