MOOGLE? Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 i'd tap it in a heartbeat... ....gimme a holler cacash... :tongue: i'll toss it like a super chef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 get a girlfriend. i have guaranteed sex almost every night. trust me. i know what it's like to go months or even close to a year without. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Originally posted by ARCEL+Jan 26 2006, 10:10 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ARCEL - Jan 26 2006, 10:10 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-methadone program@Jan 26 2006, 08:05 PM ive been fucking i girl i met at a narcotics anynomous meeting a few months back.... but best of luck to you man best of luck! Quoted post "did you ever suck dick for weed" Quoted post [/b] girls who go to NA meetings are gonna be headcases. speaking from experience. another member of this board knows. she just od'ed a few nights ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Anything more than a month and Id probably be in jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 roflcopter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Originally posted by BEEFEATER@Jan 27 2006, 06:05 AM Anything more than a month and Id probably be in jail. Quoted post get out of town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I went through hard times in 2005. Looks like that's gonna change this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_b0b Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Well you know the old saying "any port in a storm". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 My Swedish au pere collection has withered to none. I need to stay abit sober in clubs otherwise it never happens, shame the British way is to move on to cider and lager mixed together, for some reason I can't stop getting more and more drunk. I came about as close as you can a few weeks ago, like, any closer and it would have poked in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 i've been with my girl now for about 3 months, and we haven't done it yet...on purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 uuhh get a hooker? or spend a lot of time on myspace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Originally posted by nozaki@Jan 27 2006, 11:57 AM i've been with my girl now for about 3 months, and we haven't done it yet...on purpose. Quoted post ...and it's been the best relationship i've ever been in so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Originally posted by seeking@Jan 26 2006, 08:37 PM 3 months? there's cats on here who haven't been laid since the 90's. seeks/truth Quoted post dude...there's cats on here who haven't been laid Period. SA/Brutal Truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 ^^^ yeah, like all the dickhead scientists and engineers i had to pretend to be nice to all week at this tech trade show. All those guys scream "I pay for sex" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Originally posted by SteveAustin+Jan 27 2006, 12:08 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SteveAustin - Jan 27 2006, 12:08 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-seeking@Jan 26 2006, 08:37 PM 3 months? there's cats on here who haven't been laid since the 90's. seeks/truth Quoted post dude...there's cats on here who haven't been laid Period. SA/Brutal Truth Quoted post [/b] :biglaugh: bottom line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 its called the drought son. Sometimes for one reason or another the ponds dry up and it stops precipitating. Tumbleweeds start flying past and the buzzards start circling. You feel like you are trapped in the desert and all you want is to get your pipe wet. Then comes the great deluge. Just kidding. Rumor has it that you are never gone get laid ever again. Thats whats been going around the streets atleast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 http://losangeles.craigslist.org/ers/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Originally posted by nozaki+Jan 27 2006, 08:05 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nozaki - Jan 27 2006, 08:05 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-nozaki@Jan 27 2006, 11:57 AM i've been with my girl now for about 3 months, and we haven't done it yet...on purpose. Quoted post ...and it's been the best relationship i've ever been in so far. Quoted post [/b] she saw this and made you say that didn't she/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Originally posted by geezpot@Jan 26 2006, 08:32 PM Why not beg Dazzle for some of his provincial rebate and hit a chicken ranch. :chicken: Quoted post Hahaha it's already gone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krs702 Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 its not a big deal, fella i havent put my cock in a girl since june however, i currently have two girls wanting it they are hot, but im starting to find sex , only for biological purposes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 ^ what the fuck does that mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Gimme a fucking break... it takes 3 months for my penis to reenter the atmosphere and become flaccid again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 ^ haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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