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take off their key board and spread a thin layer of poop so thy will be typing and for while they will be wondering we that smell is coming from but little do they know they have poo in their key board

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Originally posted by fuse=--action@Jan 28 2006, 11:45 PM

 

Or you could put some sort of wildlife in his drawer.

Badger.

Mouse.

Rat.

Ferrel Cat.

 

Every one of them gold.

 

 

-fuse.

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imagine if he opened his drawer and saw this...

 

 

 

badger badger badger badger badger

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drive along cars telling them that they have something draggin under thier car

 

look really scared when you yell it at them

 

i've pulled this prank 10 years ago and havent stopped

 

i got tour busses cruisin the island and the tourists were the best.. trying to throw a shaka and end up screaming at the bus driver.

 

good stuff

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Originally posted by Deptronik+Jan 28 2006, 04:17 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Deptronik - Jan 28 2006, 04:17 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by EnimeeOne@Jan 27 2006, 10:48 PM

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I used to be a warehouse manager a year and some odd months ago. Our warehouse unit was notorious for alwyas being on point, meeting deadlines, and getting shit done quik fast clean and proper. we were the most paid outta the department...untill! they transferred two of our guys out, and replaced them with not one two or three, but four micronesian immigrants who neither spoke english, and could barely read it. needless to say, they ruined our rep and by the end of the season we were the least paid...so to get them fired what i did was very very difficult but worth it. to make an extremely long story short....i stole 5 cases of random products from inventory, hid it in their cars, then ratted out on 'em. they ended up being deported and we got our rep and big pay back. heheh...i heard one of them even committed suicide before being deported, he was too depressed to go home as a 'failure' hahahahahahha

 

 

*cough*Bullshit*cough*

 

its' obvious you guys have never worked for a warehouse company, especially in hawaii. they tend to hire 3-4 english speakers, and a shit load of philipino,micronesian, and some taiwan immigrants to save lots of money. its a really fucked up system when you break it down. those people can't get the job done, they can't read or write very well english, cost everyone time and money, yet they get paid. paid the least, but paid. therefore preventing someone else from getting a decent shot at a decent job. and 'commit suicide on me' nigga please....if you got a problem with me handling a problem, thats just your opinion...period. and i don't care about your opinion. but just to educate you all...micronesians. yes i am a racist, i tend to hate them very much. did you know micronesian immigrants are PAID to come to america...by our government, cuz they're shitty people. for ever micronesian that comes here, is given a monthly vouchure *spelling?* for upto 3grand. for food or whatever. they also recieve housing assitance from our gov, giving them upto total free rent of no more than 1,750 a month including utility bills. and they're STILL eligable for welfare, food stamps and all that other shit. so needless to say, if you ever thought mexican migrant workers, or illegal immigrants of any kind were bad...think again. *and no i'm not white, i'm a black puerto rican cuban and yes i do hate you all* it's people like this, that ruin the paradise of hawaii, and the general economics of all america. they leach and scumm off our HARD earned tax dollars....why? ebcause they're micronesian...hmm, sorry i just think all micro's should stay on their land...and Die. stop coming here and wasting our hard earned dollars....thats my opinion.

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*cough*Bullshit*cough*

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Originally posted by Mainter@Mar 31 2006, 01:43 AM

ok well some1 did you do a prank on the duchebag or did you giveup i didnt feel like reading this thread i just remember it and wanted to know

 

 

no we got so busy that their is no time to. I fought one of his employees though at work tought him not to fuck with the warehouse. We are down a guy in my dept. so there is no time to fuck around it sucks.

 

Fuck it this week it goes down... I am getting him back...

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i say you glue the dildo to his chair and turn the chair so everyone sees. maybe even use some brown paint on it? iuno im dumb tired right now. :freak2:

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i LOL'ed to some of these ideas. i reckon print screen his wallpaper and remove his icons and see what he does, its so simple and so unexpected that he'll just be dumbfounded. hillarious

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heres some pics of an office prank we did at my office

 

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sorry for the huge pics

 

i got more if anyone wants to see em

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*cough*Bullshit*cough*

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its' obvious you guys have never worked for a warehouse company, especially in hawaii. they tend to hire 3-4 english speakers, and a shit load of philipino,micronesian, and some taiwan immigrants to save lots of money. its a really fucked up system when you break it down. those people can't get the job done, they can't read or write very well english, cost everyone time and money, yet they get paid. paid the least, but paid. therefore preventing someone else from getting a decent shot at a decent job. and 'commit suicide on me' nigga please....if you got a problem with me handling a problem, thats just your opinion...period. and i don't care about your opinion. but just to educate you all...micronesians. yes i am a racist, i tend to hate them very much. did you know micronesian immigrants are PAID to come to america...by our government, cuz they're shitty people. for ever micronesian that comes here, is given a monthly vouchure *spelling?* for upto 3grand. for food or whatever. they also recieve housing assitance from our gov, giving them upto total free rent of no more than 1,750 a month including utility bills. and they're STILL eligable for welfare, food stamps and all that other shit. so needless to say, if you ever thought mexican migrant workers, or illegal immigrants of any kind were bad...think again. *and no i'm not white, i'm a black puerto rican cuban and yes i do hate you all* it's people like this, that ruin the paradise of hawaii, and the general economics of all america. they leach and scumm off our HARD earned tax dollars....why? ebcause they're micronesian...hmm, sorry i just think all micro's should stay on their land...and Die. stop coming here and wasting our hard earned dollars....thats my opinion.

 

this guy is the reason i like shitting on people

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Good BUMPSKI'S

 

Office Pranks

 

Plz open this while you read its the theme music to this blog...

http://jellorly.ytmnd.com/ thx theo!

BUY YOUR SUPPLIES!! Make sure you get enough jello and containers that are large enough!!!!

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You need a container that allows the object not to touch the edges this is important!!!!! Blue buketz = FAIL!!!!

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Chinese buketz = fail!!!

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Mix the base and let it harden a little bit so you can make the object appear to be floating...patience is key here!!!!

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Now you can add the calculator second mixture!

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Let it harden go play counter strike or Cyb3rz wif people online BUT MAKE SURE YOU CHECK IT!!! My mold rejected the calculator as it got harder I had to punch it in the grill piece to get it to work right!

Next morning come and check yo shizzle... if its hard enough Heat up the bottom of whatever you made your mold in so it comes out smooth no cutting required!!!!

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LEAVE YOUR CALCULATOR IN THE MOLD UNTIL YUOU WANNA SHOWCASE IT!!!! It slides around while in transport...

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and it freezes your hrblz

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Showcase and wait...

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Always go big or go home...next time I am doing his chair or something because this didnt have the desired effect...which is him having a heart attack...

p.s. do not cover your molds! it will give it a textured look because whatever is on there plastic/papertowls will form to it get soggy and rip some chunks out...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

UPDATE

 

After 3 days of my VP amping my shit about how this dude knows its me and he is gonna retaliate in a way that would hurt my paycheck instead of something imature and clever... I really still dont think this dude knows its me... They bought this dude a newcalculator one

with MASSIVE BUTTONS FOR OLD PEOPLE!!! So funnt the thing is as big as a legal writing pad so funny. I got caught on friday trying to sneak it out so I could put that in jello as well...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. ITS OPEN SEASON NOW BITCHES I STARTED IT I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO!

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that's alot of money to spend on an office prank ( referring to the my little pony prank.)

 

The jello gets a 10 for documentation and execution.

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Dude I know some of you people have office jobs and sit on 12oz all day just like I do I am gonna start using this thread to post up everything related to office jobs including stupid stuff I see and pranks me and some of my friends do since they fresh out of college just got office jobs as well...

Quotes from the Cube next door...

 

My boss on the phone...

"That was the placenta yea the placenta that came out yea she said youre all done having babies. I cant believe you ate it..."

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You take one container of peanuts

One roll of duct tape

Three or four zip ties.

 

If your co-workers have cabinets with doors that open up or out this works great.

 

Carefully place the jar of peanuts in the cabinet, upside down with the lid off.

 

Use the duct tape tip stick a zip tie to the jar. hook a zip tie to the inside latch of the cabinet door. Connect the zip ties while lowering the door.

 

When co-worker opens cabinet the peanut jar (plastic jar works best) slides out of cabinet and launches peanuts all over desk and co-worker.

 

I've played this prank and been the victim of this prank. Hilarious!!

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N00B stfu and innovate...

 

We have done this 1000x's my old boss in the warehouse tried this with a box of shipping peanuts when I got my new job upfront it didnt work because the employee he sent up to commit the prank sucks at life. I grabbed the box walked back there and beat the kid in the head with it repeatedly till it exploded all over the warehouse which he has to clean up...

 

He tried complaining and his boss said he deserved it for fucking up such a rudimentary prank...

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