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Originally posted by Deptronik@Jan 28 2006, 09:42 PM

so basically, you think it's okay for someone to come to america, just to juice tax dollars? you condone ANY one person or group of people to just come here, and take money, while doing nothing. because thats' my beef with them, yeah but no matter what you are in honesty, unless you're a native to the continent, you're just as much of an immigrant. and micronesia's always been ghetto. but if you come to america to 'better your life' big ups. ... but when you come here, to go on welfare and juice tax dollars. you're a fuckin clown shoe. i'm a racist? Everyone is a racist to a certain extent...keep that in mind. i may not hate/love everyone equally, but for reason. and cute comment about my girl...wow, don't hurt my feelings tough guy :shook:

 

 

You, as a warehouse manager, make such an important contribution to society. Thank you so much. What do you pay in taxes 20%? You're juicing the system too brougham. Fuck outta here...

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Once again...

 

Super Glue + Dildo + Desk equals hilarity... You could glue it right in the middle of his workspace, like a big joystick, which is funny in and of itself but... I suggest gluing it to the front part of his desk... where everyone sees it all day.

 

Or, more to the point, because you know it won't stay there all day... he's got to come around the front of his desk and 'pull it off' in front of everyone... lot's of jokes there... probably even a knickname...

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Does his desk have locks on it?

 

If so, find a way to lock them, then superglue the locks.

 

 

 

Also.

 

Shaving cream.

Freeze. Cut can open. Place block of shaving cream in drawer.

 

It'll expand as it warms up.

Too bad shaving cream usually smells pretty good.

 

 

Or you could put some sort of wildlife in his drawer.

Badger.

Mouse.

Rat.

Ferrel Cat.

 

Every one of them gold.

 

 

-fuse.

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change the keyboard settings to German. Most of the keys are the same except y and z are switched...= and - and a few other things. It'll work well enough to get his job done but freak him out cause shit ain't working right. One of my coworkers accidentaly switched him and he worked like that for a week or two.

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http://learningdump.blogspot.com/2006/01/t...odoo-curse.html

 

 

BlogThis!

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Sunday, January 29, 2006

Tech Prank: Microsoft Word Voodoo Curse

 

Tech Prank: Microsoft Word Voodoo Curse

 

 

 

 

 

Step 1

Open Microsoft Word on your victim's computer, then go to the program's AutoCorrect feature (Tools/AutoCorrect), which is designed to catch spelling errors and automatically fix them.

 

 

Step 2

Instruct the program to replace the word "the" with "thee," "but" with "butter," or "of" with "off." Then really get creative.

 

 

Step 3

Look on as Bob from Customer Service sends a company-wide e-mail that reads: "Please forward all requests about greasy duck butter and Slavic cabbage fart to the strange mole on my schvontz. Spank you. Cock balls banana."

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Originally posted by fuse=--action@Jan 28 2006, 11:45 PM

 

Or you could put some sort of wildlife in his drawer.

Badger.

Mouse.

Rat.

Ferrel Cat.

 

Every one of them gold.

 

 

-fuse.

badger.jpg

imagine if he opened his drawer and saw this...

 

 

 

badger badger badger badger badger

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drive along cars telling them that they have something draggin under thier car

 

look really scared when you yell it at them

 

i've pulled this prank 10 years ago and havent stopped

 

i got tour busses cruisin the island and the tourists were the best.. trying to throw a shaka and end up screaming at the bus driver.

 

good stuff

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Originally posted by Deptronik+Jan 28 2006, 04:17 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Deptronik - Jan 28 2006, 04:17 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by EnimeeOne@Jan 27 2006, 10:48 PM

<!--QuoteBegin-Deptronik@Jan 28 2006, 03:41 AM

I used to be a warehouse manager a year and some odd months ago. Our warehouse unit was notorious for alwyas being on point, meeting deadlines, and getting shit done quik fast clean and proper. we were the most paid outta the department...untill! they transferred two of our guys out, and replaced them with not one two or three, but four micronesian immigrants who neither spoke english, and could barely read it. needless to say, they ruined our rep and by the end of the season we were the least paid...so to get them fired what i did was very very difficult but worth it. to make an extremely long story short....i stole 5 cases of random products from inventory, hid it in their cars, then ratted out on 'em. they ended up being deported and we got our rep and big pay back. heheh...i heard one of them even committed suicide before being deported, he was too depressed to go home as a 'failure' hahahahahahha

 

 

*cough*Bullshit*cough*

 

its' obvious you guys have never worked for a warehouse company, especially in hawaii. they tend to hire 3-4 english speakers, and a shit load of philipino,micronesian, and some taiwan immigrants to save lots of money. its a really fucked up system when you break it down. those people can't get the job done, they can't read or write very well english, cost everyone time and money, yet they get paid. paid the least, but paid. therefore preventing someone else from getting a decent shot at a decent job. and 'commit suicide on me' nigga please....if you got a problem with me handling a problem, thats just your opinion...period. and i don't care about your opinion. but just to educate you all...micronesians. yes i am a racist, i tend to hate them very much. did you know micronesian immigrants are PAID to come to america...by our government, cuz they're shitty people. for ever micronesian that comes here, is given a monthly vouchure *spelling?* for upto 3grand. for food or whatever. they also recieve housing assitance from our gov, giving them upto total free rent of no more than 1,750 a month including utility bills. and they're STILL eligable for welfare, food stamps and all that other shit. so needless to say, if you ever thought mexican migrant workers, or illegal immigrants of any kind were bad...think again. *and no i'm not white, i'm a black puerto rican cuban and yes i do hate you all* it's people like this, that ruin the paradise of hawaii, and the general economics of all america. they leach and scumm off our HARD earned tax dollars....why? ebcause they're micronesian...hmm, sorry i just think all micro's should stay on their land...and Die. stop coming here and wasting our hard earned dollars....thats my opinion.

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*cough*Bullshit*cough*

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Originally posted by Mainter@Mar 31 2006, 01:43 AM

ok well some1 did you do a prank on the duchebag or did you giveup i didnt feel like reading this thread i just remember it and wanted to know

 

 

no we got so busy that their is no time to. I fought one of his employees though at work tought him not to fuck with the warehouse. We are down a guy in my dept. so there is no time to fuck around it sucks.

 

Fuck it this week it goes down... I am getting him back...

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*cough*Bullshit*cough*

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its' obvious you guys have never worked for a warehouse company, especially in hawaii. they tend to hire 3-4 english speakers, and a shit load of philipino,micronesian, and some taiwan immigrants to save lots of money. its a really fucked up system when you break it down. those people can't get the job done, they can't read or write very well english, cost everyone time and money, yet they get paid. paid the least, but paid. therefore preventing someone else from getting a decent shot at a decent job. and 'commit suicide on me' nigga please....if you got a problem with me handling a problem, thats just your opinion...period. and i don't care about your opinion. but just to educate you all...micronesians. yes i am a racist, i tend to hate them very much. did you know micronesian immigrants are PAID to come to america...by our government, cuz they're shitty people. for ever micronesian that comes here, is given a monthly vouchure *spelling?* for upto 3grand. for food or whatever. they also recieve housing assitance from our gov, giving them upto total free rent of no more than 1,750 a month including utility bills. and they're STILL eligable for welfare, food stamps and all that other shit. so needless to say, if you ever thought mexican migrant workers, or illegal immigrants of any kind were bad...think again. *and no i'm not white, i'm a black puerto rican cuban and yes i do hate you all* it's people like this, that ruin the paradise of hawaii, and the general economics of all america. they leach and scumm off our HARD earned tax dollars....why? ebcause they're micronesian...hmm, sorry i just think all micro's should stay on their land...and Die. stop coming here and wasting our hard earned dollars....thats my opinion.

 

this guy is the reason i like shitting on people

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