Tyler Durden Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Just shove dude down some stairs. Let him know you dont play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Originally posted by Mainter+Jan 27 2006, 07:01 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mainter - Jan 27 2006, 07:01 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by beardofzeus@Jan 27 2006, 06:51 PM <!--QuoteBegin-Mainter@Jan 27 2006, 01:33 PM we hijacked one of the tech support guys' machines while he was out sick, took a screenshot of his Windows desktop, made that his wallpaper, then hid all of his icons and the taskbar. When he started up his computer the next day, his Windows desktop looked normal. But then he clicked and clicked on everything, to no avail. Quoted post I honestly dont think this will fool a computer tech. Quoted post yes it will why would tech support in that state of mind think of such an easy answer? Quoted post [/b] this works i pulled this on my parents once, but i made a fake virus pop up box and they got hella frustrated trying to close it hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 28, 2006 Author Share Posted January 28, 2006 Originally posted by Mainter@Jan 27 2006, 06:33 PM we hijacked one of the tech support guys' machines while he was out sick, took a screenshot of his Windows desktop, made that his wallpaper, then hid all of his icons and the taskbar. When he started up his computer the next day, his Windows desktop looked normal. But then he clicked and clicked on everything, to no avail. Quoted post brilliant!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackhouserocks Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 hide a dook in his cubicle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Punch him in the balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Spray adhesive. Its super mean, but quite effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGOON Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Originally posted by Shark Hammil@Jan 27 2006, 05:13 PM Just shove dude down some stairs. Let him know you dont play. Quoted post good thread, but that one got the LOL... email Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 bake a cookie with a special ingredient: glass powder. then, offer asprin when he complains of stomach pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Originally posted by ARCEL@Jan 27 2006, 06:25 PM bake a cookie with a special ingredient: glass powder. then, offer asprin when he complains of stomach pain. Quoted post will aspirin kill him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 i remeber i think zack morris saying this one..... copy the desk top and save it as a picture, then hide all the desk top items and set the picture you made of the desktop as the desk top, and watch him click on shit that aint there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Go to a plant store and buy a bag of ladybugs, then dump the bag into his desk drawer. Opening the desk results in a swarm. Steal his coffee mug and drill a pinhole in the bottom and replace it back on his desk, next time he fills the mug it'll drip all day. If you listen to a common radio station at work fax a mock request in. Victim's name would like to request Culture club for another person in the office(its even better if its the same sex) also another one is to create a 'secret admirer' and get flowers sent ro someone. If the person is married it'll make for some problems with a spouse bringing the flowers home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 28, 2006 Author Share Posted January 28, 2006 The question is should i spend $300 to get a male stripper (dressed as a cop) to come arrest this guy and then strip in the middle of his dept.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Originally posted by Some1@Jan 27 2006, 11:36 PM The question is should i spend $300 to get a male stripper (dressed as a cop) to come arrest this guy and then strip in the middle of his dept.? Quoted post YES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 :lol: would you get in trouble for that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 $300 is pretty steep loot for a prank. Try and hook up a $100 junkie stripper or pay $300 for his sister(if he has one) top come in and do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 just try to get someone fired..and if they do get fired, that's always fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 I used to be a warehouse manager a year and some odd months ago. Our warehouse unit was notorious for alwyas being on point, meeting deadlines, and getting shit done quik fast clean and proper. we were the most paid outta the department...untill! they transferred two of our guys out, and replaced them with not one two or three, but four micronesian immigrants who neither spoke english, and could barely read it. needless to say, they ruined our rep and by the end of the season we were the least paid...so to get them fired what i did was very very difficult but worth it. to make an extremely long story short....i stole 5 cases of random products from inventory, hid it in their cars, then ratted out on 'em. they ended up being deported and we got our rep and big pay back. heheh...i heard one of them even committed suicide before being deported, he was too depressed to go home as a 'failure' hahahahahahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 that's so mexican Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Originally posted by Deptronik@Jan 28 2006, 03:41 AM I used to be a warehouse manager a year and some odd months ago. Our warehouse unit was notorious for alwyas being on point, meeting deadlines, and getting shit done quik fast clean and proper. we were the most paid outta the department...untill! they transferred two of our guys out, and replaced them with not one two or three, but four micronesian immigrants who neither spoke english, and could barely read it. needless to say, they ruined our rep and by the end of the season we were the least paid...so to get them fired what i did was very very difficult but worth it. to make an extremely long story short....i stole 5 cases of random products from inventory, hid it in their cars, then ratted out on 'em. they ended up being deported and we got our rep and big pay back. heheh...i heard one of them even committed suicide before being deported, he was too depressed to go home as a 'failure' hahahahahahha Quoted post *cough*Bullshit*cough* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullet Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 If that was true I would travel to your house Then I would "commit suicide" on you. Then your family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melburnian Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Dack him and then when he's trying to pull his pants up slap an egg over the back of his head. Better yet punch him in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 pull out one of his desk drawers and put some real foul shit behind there. use your imagination. ie. spoiled meat rotten egg.. ect ect. Put the drawer back in and make sure it closes all the way. Not only will it suck for him but everyone around his cubicle will think he is a smelly fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Originally posted by Shark Hammil@Jan 27 2006, 08:13 PM Just shove dude down some stairs. Let him know you dont play. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Originally posted by YourSistersAssCookie+Jan 28 2006, 01:23 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (YourSistersAssCookie - Jan 28 2006, 01:23 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Shark Hammil@Jan 27 2006, 08:13 PM Just shove dude down some stairs. Let him know you dont play. Quoted post Quoted post [/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Originally posted by EnimeeOne+Jan 27 2006, 10:48 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (EnimeeOne - Jan 27 2006, 10:48 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Deptronik@Jan 28 2006, 03:41 AM I used to be a warehouse manager a year and some odd months ago. Our warehouse unit was notorious for alwyas being on point, meeting deadlines, and getting shit done quik fast clean and proper. we were the most paid outta the department...untill! they transferred two of our guys out, and replaced them with not one two or three, but four micronesian immigrants who neither spoke english, and could barely read it. needless to say, they ruined our rep and by the end of the season we were the least paid...so to get them fired what i did was very very difficult but worth it. to make an extremely long story short....i stole 5 cases of random products from inventory, hid it in their cars, then ratted out on 'em. they ended up being deported and we got our rep and big pay back. heheh...i heard one of them even committed suicide before being deported, he was too depressed to go home as a 'failure' hahahahahahha Quoted post *cough*Bullshit*cough* Quoted post [/b] its' obvious you guys have never worked for a warehouse company, especially in hawaii. they tend to hire 3-4 english speakers, and a shit load of philipino,micronesian, and some taiwan immigrants to save lots of money. its a really fucked up system when you break it down. those people can't get the job done, they can't read or write very well english, cost everyone time and money, yet they get paid. paid the least, but paid. therefore preventing someone else from getting a decent shot at a decent job. and 'commit suicide on me' nigga please....if you got a problem with me handling a problem, thats just your opinion...period. and i don't care about your opinion. but just to educate you all...micronesians. yes i am a racist, i tend to hate them very much. did you know micronesian immigrants are PAID to come to america...by our government, cuz they're shitty people. for ever micronesian that comes here, is given a monthly vouchure *spelling?* for upto 3grand. for food or whatever. they also recieve housing assitance from our gov, giving them upto total free rent of no more than 1,750 a month including utility bills. and they're STILL eligable for welfare, food stamps and all that other shit. so needless to say, if you ever thought mexican migrant workers, or illegal immigrants of any kind were bad...think again. *and no i'm not white, i'm a black puerto rican cuban and yes i do hate you all* it's people like this, that ruin the paradise of hawaii, and the general economics of all america. they leach and scumm off our HARD earned tax dollars....why? ebcause they're micronesian...hmm, sorry i just think all micro's should stay on their land...and Die. stop coming here and wasting our hard earned dollars....thats my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 That's a pretty racist thing to say about micronesians working in Hawaii considering you're an immigrant yourself. Maybe you should travel a little more and see how bad the poverty levels are in micronesia especially after the tsunami. America is supposed to be the land of opportunity and you being a black puerto rican cuban working in Hawaii should know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 I hope he dies within the next 7 days for doing that.. thats fucked.(if True) and i bet ur girl is blowing some guy while ur at work.. PEACE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 so basically, you think it's okay for someone to come to america, just to juice tax dollars? you condone ANY one person or group of people to just come here, and take money, while doing nothing. because thats' my beef with them, yeah but no matter what you are in honesty, unless you're a native to the continent, you're just as much of an immigrant. and micronesia's always been ghetto. but if you come to america to 'better your life' big ups. ... but when you come here, to go on welfare and juice tax dollars. you're a fuckin clown shoe. i'm a racist? Everyone is a racist to a certain extent...keep that in mind. i may not hate/love everyone equally, but for reason. and cute comment about my girl...wow, don't hurt my feelings tough guy :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETTERFED Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 herb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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