SteveAustin Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Originally posted by RumPuncher+Jan 28 2006, 08:26 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RumPuncher - Jan 28 2006, 08:26 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>I'm headed over to the 'soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend's house. yikes! Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-RumPuncher@Jan 30 2006, 04:57 PM and a big bump..... because I'm now single again... as of a few minutes ago. Quoted post damn bro...that took a hell of a long time...did she refuse the breakup? reminds me of a certain Seinfeld episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Originally posted by RumPuncher+Jan 31 2006, 10:05 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RumPuncher - Jan 31 2006, 10:05 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-isor357@Jan 31 2006, 01:45 AM Sex with lots of different females isnt as good as lots of sex with 1 or 2. When i was younger i felt different I disagree. One night stands might not be the most satisfying, but there's something great about the first 3 months with a new girl. And honestly.... saying that sex with one or two girls is satisfying? That's like saying that you're love music and you've only heard two bands. Quoted post [/b] not even like that. Ive heard the beat or many drums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuds Mckenzie Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 I had an ex break into my house and slice my cock with a razor while I slept. Sorry my story isnt that exciting. I did knock 3 of her teeth out tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Originally posted by SteveAustin@Jan 31 2006, 11:27 AM damn bro...that took a hell of a long time...did she refuse the breakup? reminds me of a certain Seinfeld episode. it didn't happen the first time. She was all sick and I just wanted her to take it easy. We both knew it was coming, so it wasn't that bad. AND i think it's time for me to go for the standard 'rummy-post-relationship' behavior.... and bag me a cute bartender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 speaking of bartenders...I met one that looked an awful lot like the VS model Gisele. Dear lord is that woman hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 my ex girlfriend from over 3 yrs ago decided to spend the better half of friday prank calling me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Originally posted by Al Green@Jan 31 2006, 02:56 PM my ex girlfriend from over 3 yrs ago decided to spend the better half of friday prank calling me. Quoted post with caller id...how is it possible to do that anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Originally posted by Spuds Mckenzie@Jan 31 2006, 04:12 PM I had an ex break into my house and slice my cock with a razor while I slept. Sorry my story isnt that exciting. I did knock 3 of her teeth out tho. Quoted post did you randomly wake up and find her with a razor blade to your cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 riiiiiiight.... is this your ex, John? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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