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Dr. Dazzle

I just got a $400 cheque in the mail!

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So the Alberta (it's a province, look it up) government managed to get out of debt in 2005, the first and only province to do so. And how do they choose to spend this new found surplus? On health care? Education? Civil planning?

 

Fuck no! They give each and every resident of Alberta a free $400! In your fucking faces BC and Ontario! Let's hear it for oil!

 

I'm off to the bar and to get a tattoo and to basically blow it all on useless crap.

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fuck you,in Ontario you can get shot window shopping...huh huh you love that!

 

Even if we got out of the hole,I wouldn't get the money.I scumbaged it and all my GST breaks etc go right to the student loan.

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Originally posted by Shark Hammil@Jan 26 2006, 03:07 PM

I'm replying to this because you used the spelling "cheque".

I enjoy spelling things "correctly".

 

xCOLOURx.

 

Carry on....

i was wondering who the first idiot would be to bring this up..

 

 

points for you

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Enjoyance from the proper spelling of words doesnt make me an idiot, it just makes me awesome.

 

 

(Note: I just made up the word "enjoyance", the rest of you can use it though.... I suppose.)

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I just found out that due to over draft charges, roughly $30-40 worth of drinks and random small bullshit I didn't really at all cost me $450.

 

Can I apply for Canadian citizenship before the checks are all given out?

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so, is canada like some mythical wonderland full of good weed and checks that fall from the sky err..provincial government?

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cheque

n. Chiefly British

Variant of check

-a written order directing a bank to pay money; "he paid all his bills by check" [syn: check, bank check] v : withdraw money by writing a check

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Originally posted by dumy@Jan 26 2006, 03:56 PM

so, is canada like some mythical wonderland full of good weed and checks that fall from the sky err..provincial government?

 

It used to be until a couple days ago...

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yah its kinda sweet getting a cheque every now and then in the mail for $80 (I dont know why get bigger gst redunds than most). It was also awesome when I did my back taxes for 3 years and got $1500 :D

 

but anyhow.....$400 is not worth living in alberta. Id pay $400 not to have to live there monthly.

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everything just changed....

 

 

I feel bad for Paul Martin. He seems like a decent and hardworking man

who got screwed over by the Chretien posse of crooks. Poor guy.

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Originally posted by RumPuncher@Jan 26 2006, 04:27 PM

everything just changed....

 

 

I feel bad for Paul Martin. He seems like a decent and hardworking man

who got screwed over by the Chretien posse of crooks. Poor guy.

 

Did you even vote, beach boy?

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