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Originally posted by decoded+Jan 26 2006, 09:25 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (decoded - Jan 26 2006, 09:25 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-shaolinmasta@Jan 26 2006, 05:52 AM

That's kinda weird... b'cos the Mario brothers actually go inside the pipes... How the fuck is a bitch gonna go in side your dick???

 

Should be more like I inspect pipes like the Mario Brothers or someshit like that.

 

Or I slip into pipes like the mario brothers etc.

you must be dumb...

 

they squat on the pipe before they go down.

 

and if u cant go in the pipe they just squat on it.

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i usually dont laugh out loud at things is see on here but this did it. fucking gold.

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Originally posted by THANKYOU@Jan 26 2006, 04:24 PM

i dunno, she was just saying my shit was like made for her, and acting like she was all in love, then when i tried to kick her out at the end of the night (because she had said earlier that she was going to leave in a little bit) she got all pissed off and caught an attitude.

 

i almost had to have my roomate pull out the asssistahoe to get her the fuck out my house...

 

she apoligized the next day but i was like god damn bitch, get your shit together...

 

 

told you so..

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THIS THREAD TITLE CHANGING SHIT IS MAAAAAAAD COOOOOOORRRRRRNNNNNYYYYYYY!!!!!! ITS LIKE NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I CANT LAUGH AT THE SHIT, I JUST CANT B, SERIOUSLY. ITS ALWAYS MAD CORNY AND UNIMAGINATIVE, AND IT ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH PENISES OR SOME HOMO SHIT...IS BAM MARGERA CHANGING THE SHITS?

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Jan 26 2006, 05:35 PM

THIS THREAD TITLE CHANGING SHIT IS MAAAAAAAD COOOOOOORRRRRRNNNNNYYYYYYY!!!!!! ITS LIKE NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I CANT LAUGH AT THE SHIT, I JUST CANT B, SERIOUSLY. ITS ALWAYS MAD CORNY AND UNIMAGINATIVE, AND IT ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH PENISES OR SOME HOMO SHIT...IS BAM MARGERA CHANGING THE SHITS?

:haha: Seriously, though...the original title was good as is.

 

It's probably a passing thing, though.

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i was raped by a mom once. She took advantage of me. I was drugged then raped. Gave me a something and told me it was xanax. Shit made me black the fuck out. I woke up the next day with a my pants around my knees still wearing a rubber. I still dont know what she dosed me with and i still dont know exactly what happened

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lollerskates...

 

I'm reading this shit lol, I am copping a weird obsession with "lol & rofl" last night I was screaming that shit out whilst egging cunts???

 

Anyway's so the chick was like all needy/moody yeah that's fairly shithouse, I am drunk, yeah i'm going to ne in Phuket in 2 days, lol, rofl I think it's about time I got a girlfriend...

 

 

WHEREMYBITCHEZ ROFLCOPTER SHAOLINMASTAH LIKE what?

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