John Birch Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 I get that restless leg syndrome wicked bad when I fly, and I can never sleep too even with beer and or drugs...so flights are like hell for me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by geezpot@Jan 23 2006, 07:44 PM My favorite airports: Vancouver Amsterdam-Schiphol Quoted post yes amsterdam is a fucking amazing airport. i like heathrow too. vancouver coming back from an international flight is so overthe top nice. at least you dont have this mr abc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Jan 23 2006, 06:47 PM otherwise i'll be hollering from the other side of the pacific in a couple days. Quoted post yeaaaah riiiiight. also, sfo has been rated one of the best airports of all time. ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Amsterdam is one of my favourite airports, too. I also like the one in Frankfurt because I saw my first real life grown up pussy there when this amazingly sexy chick purposely bent over in her miniskirt right in front of me. When I was a kid, of course. Toronto's Terminal 3 ain't too bad. And I like going to Calcutta because they've got the outdoor unloading steez. You gotta walk down those stairs and then walk on over to the indoors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 torontos airport gave me a headache... I was waiting for 3 hours and I had to sit and listen to two jamaican girls (employees) talk about their boyfriends for 3 hours, i havent heard someone talk that loud ever let alone at 6am.... and that was terminal 3.. that place is too big. /no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Jamaicans are all over Toronto. jamaicans and chinese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 the new seattle terminal is sick. terminal 2 at jfk is a fucking shithole. its such an old space and nothing has been done to upgrade it. the whole ticket counter/baggage check/security screening area is just a big open space coridoned off by fuzzy wall dividers they must have bought surplus from a 1960s accounting office. what a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLAYTONCROWN Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Dude, ever since i flew first class to korea because my friends dad works for air canada i have felt air spoiled. they treat you like you are the king of the universe. so much space. own personal tv/musis/movie tv. your back hurts? ask for a fucking message. word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by WhiteOx@Jan 24 2006, 04:46 AM On jetstar flights sit in the "exit/ you have to be prepared to help in an emergency" seats for extra legroom Quoted post Oh but be vareful with that once coming back from Japan I got here superearly so i could use free internet and cause i was broke. I got an emergency exit row seat but it was right next to the over wing doors and the bottom of the door bulges oput into the carriage and man i had less legroom than in a normal seat! sucked arse in a big old way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 I got stuck next to a four year old french brat on the way back from Europe. that little shit was literally doing laps around the plane while his prozac nation mom zoned. I almost strangled the fucker when he kicked for the the fourteen millionth time. Next time....I'm asking to be sat somewhere else. Other than that incident....I've never really had a bad flight...long or short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 i hate flying (turbulence, planes, plane food, plane air, babies, airports) i puke sometimes on planes. but i still love travelling. it's cool to fly somewhere and do driving and train riding while there too. last vaca we rented a 4X4 and drove around an entire country to see two oceans, a volcano, jungles, etc.. beautiful.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 The magic and novelty of entering a new counrty has definately gone for me... Nowadays being a more frequent student traveller the first thing im thinking about is the quickest and cheapest way to do everything.. And symbols, airline food is awesome. Where else can you get tasty conveniently packed perfectly portioned snack meals served to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KephaOneLove Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 redeyes suck ball sacks.... sitting next to childern and or fat fuckers suck ball sacks.... getting your elbow rocked by the drink carts suck ball sacks.... un expected layovers suck ball sacks.... you get my drift........ ive yet to have a enjoyable airplane expierence.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by fatbastard@Jan 24 2006, 11:35 AM And symbols, airline food is awesome. Where else can you get tasty conveniently packed perfectly portioned snack meals served to you? Quoted post what airlines are you on? the only time i've gotten anything that fits this description was on singapore air (nestle ice cream bars served as a snack) being a vegetarian leaves me usually with some disgusting tofu/rice/squash combination that smells gross Delta fucking told me "we no longer serve special requests" and denied me a meal (then serve me a veggie meal on a delta flight i get stuck on less than six months later) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 At least Lax has that cool spinny bar, so you can get hammed and spin at the same time. I just hate security. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by WhiteOx@Jan 23 2006, 09:09 PM At least you didn't have to sit next to a corpse Quoted post God. That would be so awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 i love flying. vancouver airport is nice, same with frankfurt i think it was.....either way i havent really had such a bad experience to warrant a lot of moaning and groaning. i usually just turn up the tunes on my CD player and draw non stop. It does kinda suck when a person falls asleep on u, but i usually just nudge them til they wake up. no biggie as for airports per se.....never had too much of a problem. German airports are scary tho, cuz they got all kinds of cops patrolling around with german shephards and talking german and shit....sounds and looks rather scary...oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PushbuttonWarfare Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by symbols@Jan 24 2006, 02:17 PM being a vegetarian leaves me usually with some disgusting tofu/rice/squash combination that smells gross Delta fucking told me "we no longer serve special requests" and denied me a meal (then serve me a veggie meal on a delta flight i get stuck on less than six months later) Quoted post I flew on Virgin to england and requested a vegan meal, it actually wasn't that bad. I got mine before everyone else too. Plus all the bells and whistles on the TV's make it slightly less irritating that I'm over 6 feet being crammed into a minifridge sized space. I had to run through past like, 40 terminals at heathrow to catch my return flight. That sucked a lot. Heres a tip, Do not run on those moving people-vators. When you reach the end you feel your legs turn to concrete and almost eat shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack McCoy Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Getting your knee and elbow bulldozed by the drink cart sucks, especially when sleeping. People that kick or press their knees into your seat-back suck. Flights that charge for liquor or snacks suck. Rude flight attendants suck. Delays suck. My worst experience ever was sitting on the tarmac, not moving, in Madrid for literally EIGHT HOURS during the French Air Traffic Control strike a couple of years ago. They told us we could get off but there was no telling when another flight would be departing, and that our baggage would stay on the plane and have to be shipped back to us. So obviously everyone stayed on and ate moldy ass brie sandwiches. Luckily they started giving out free liquor to appease us. About 12 J&B mini-bottles, 5 Vicodin, and 6 Klonopin later, we took off. My latest flight I got loopy on red wine and Percocet, and spazzed on a pregnant Italian lady kicking my seat. In my experience British Airways is the best, and pills are mandatory. Happy trails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPRACK ATTACK Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 wow. i wish i could bitch about too much globetrotting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by Jack McCoy@Jan 24 2006, 12:58 PM and pills are mandatory. Happy trails. Quoted post yes. frankfurt was kinda nice, got some benching done there as well. toronto as kinda dirty and old. heathrow has fucking everything. my first flight to stanstead was dope walking on the tarmac, i felt like john lennon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 25, 2006 Author Share Posted January 25, 2006 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Jan 24 2006, 12:47 PM well, i'm outta here. if i can get online at auckland during my layover i'll come on and curse the fucking wright brothers or whoever it was for inventing air travel, otherwise i'll be hollering from the other side of the pacific in a couple days. farewell Quoted post as promised, i am at auckland. i hate new zealand already and i haven't even left the airport. wanna know why? NO SMOKERS LOUNGE! i'm bout to kill someone. what kind of barbarians are these people? this is fuckin torture!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 smoke in the bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 be glad that u can even travel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Yeah i'm gonna be on a plane to Thailand in a couple of days... Hopefully it all goes smoothly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 On my way home from cali I smuggled on some medicinal marijuana chocolate bars that my brother got from a pharmacy out there. I thought they were a joke, so I ate two of them on the plane. As soon as I opened the Ganja Peanut Butter Cup the cabin REEKED of chronic, so I quickly snarfed it down. The Pounds bar (Mounds bar) was also crazy delicious. A half hour into the flight I felt as if I had faced two blunts. Luckily the Roast of Pamela Anderson was on tv (Thx song airlines) and I laughed the whole flight home. Being high on a plane was kinda no thanks though, I won't do that again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack McCoy Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Originally posted by I.C.Shadow@Jan 25 2006, 12:04 PM Being high on a plane was kinda no thanks though, I won't do that again. Quoted post lightweight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Lightweight? Hahaha, dude. Medicinal chocolate is a little different from ganja food that you get at festivals. This shit was like I ate mushrooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack McCoy Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Originally posted by I.C.Shadow@Jan 25 2006, 02:59 PM Lightweight? Hahaha, dude. Medicinal chocolate is a little different from ganja food that you get at festivals. This shit was like I ate mushrooms. Quoted post Yeah dude I know, I was in Amsterdam, have had THC pills, medicinal weed, candy, etc. You compared it to two blunts to the face, if you can't handle that you're still a lightweight. It's not like I called your mother a whore or something. You're just a cheap date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I've never been on a plane,i'm piss po pimpin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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