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"MENSA Intelligence Test".

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I actually did about 20 of these the hard way. Then I decided to do a search for how many people were on a soccer team cause thats what I thought 11 P on a F (S) T was.... Then I thought, hey, this is the internet, everyone cheats on this shit why don't I search for all the answers? Viola

1. 26 L in the A - 26 LETTERS in the ALPHABET

2. 9 P in the S S - 9 PLANETS in the SOLAR SYSTEM

3. 7 W of the W - 7 WONDERS of the WORLD

4. 90 D in a R A - 90 DEGREES in a RIGHT ANGLE

5. 18 H on a G C - 18 HOLES on a GOLF COURSE

6. 3 C in a F - 3 COINS in a FOUNTAIN

7. 32 is the T in D F at which W F - 32 is the TEMPERATURE in DEGREES FAHRENHEIT at which WATER FREEZES

8. 12 S of the Z - 12 SIGNS of the ZODIAC

9. 13 S on the U S F - 13 STRIPES on the UNITED STATES FLAG

10. 88 K on a P - 88 KEYS on a PIANO

11. 3 B M (S H T R) - 3 BLIND MICE (SEE HOW THEY RUN)

12. 15 P in a R U T - 15 PLAYERS in a RUGBY UNION TEAM

13. 5 T on a F - 5 TOES on a FOOT

14. 3 W on a T - 3 WHEELS on a TRICYCLE

15. 100 P in a P - 100 PENNIES in a POUND

16. 7 D in a W - 7 DAYS in a WEEK

17. 4 H of the A - 4 HORSEMAN of the APOCALYPSE

18. 7 C of the R - 7 COLOURS of the RAINBOW

19. 76 T at the B P - 76 TROMBONES at the BIG PARADE

20. 29 D in F in a L Y - 29 DAYS in FEBRUARY in a LEAP YEAR

21. 52 C in a P (W Js) - 52 CARDS in a PACK (WITHOUT JOKERS)

22. 13 = U F S - 13 = UNLUCKY FOR SOME

23. 9 L of a C - 9 LIVES of a CAT

24. 12 I in a F - 12 INCHES in a FOOT

25. 6 W of H the 8 - 6 WIVES of HENRY the 8th

26. 12 J on a J - 12 JURORS on a JURY

27. 1000 Y in a M - 1000 YEARS in a MILLENNIUM

28. L in a B D - LOAVES in a BAKERS DOZEN

29. 6 B to an O in C - 6 BALLS to an OVER in CRICKET

30. 15 M on a D M C - 15 MEN on a DEAD MAN'S CHEST

31. 64 S on a C B - 64 SQUARES on a CHESS BOARD

32. 14 P in a S - 14 POUNDS in a STONE

33. 52 W in a Y - 52 WEEKS in a YEAR

34. 8 P in a G - 8 PINTS in a GALLON

35. 8 T on an O - 8 TENTACLES on an OCTOPUS

36. 60 M in a H - 60 MINUTES in a HOUR

 

Fucking internerds...

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this is like that King of the Hill episode where Peggy gets invited to some smart people group because of some internet IQ test, and it's all a scam.

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I know a girl that talks like those riddle questions in real life when she gets drunk with such classics as S my D.

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Originally posted by mr.yuck@Jan 23 2006, 12:49 AM

I know a girl that talks like those riddle questions in real life when she gets drunk with such classics as S my D.

 

S MY D?? :haha: :haha: :haha:

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HAHAHA. That reminds me of some shit my friend used to say.

 

The problem with F'in a B in the A without a C is S on the D.

 

 

 

I was usually more funny when we were trashed.

 

-fuse.

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