mackfatsoe Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 running on top of cars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foneiz2 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 taking clothes off. telling evryone at the party that i wanna fuck this one girl. then i wonder why she wont talk to me. giving money away. when someone OD's i see if i can. sleeping in cold places. fucking the same slut. being nice to that slut. telling everyone i love them. fighting anyone. trying to explain that stealing solves everything. telling my ex i love her and always will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Gotta stop calling the ex. ::Deletes Number:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 hahaha..good thread. I have this problem with walking into shit when Im drunk. I run into everything, last week I was walking home from a bar and didnt even see a parking meter. Luckly it was chest high and I bounced right off it. hahhaha.. The worst part is im not an obnoxious drunk at all, I just gravitate twards stationary objects... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Originally posted by Gigantic Jug@Jan 21 2006, 08:45 PM your just probably a fat fuck Quoted post yeah? so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 i like gigantic when shes angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPRACK ATTACK Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 telling guys how ugly their girlfriends are telling grls how stupid they look and making them cry pissing in cups under tables and letting it cool off and trying to get people to "DRINK THIS BEER" ramming porches w/car climbimng trees last weekend while out sloshing im pretty sure this midget i know who drives this big crazy astro van pickpocketed me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 -walking around the pub salvaging abandoned drinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 I filled my beer from a someones jug while they turned around.. woooohooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 im drunk kinda now so eres some more - stryin to break up fights i try breakin that shit up i end up gettin involved fuck that shit, i got respect for osmeone elss fuckin house and then i get brought into the fight... fjck that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 I hate it when people break up fights, unless someone is about the get seriously fucked a few weeks ago some mates were having skull off's at a bar and this toy put his beer down had less than an inch missing. we started chanting "faggot...fagggot" and within seconds about 200 ramdom strangers were chanting. If that happens he again he might go crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 ^ haha...I one time got everyone at the bar to boo this one girl out of the bar. Even girls were in on it, all yelling "BoooOOOO". It's cuz I casually glanced and said "wussup" to her at the bar while I was ordering a drink and she gave me a hardcore "whatever" bitch look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 haha, well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 props weapon x,wish i could justify something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foneiz2 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Originally posted by shameless self promotion@Jan 21 2006, 11:33 PM hahaha..good thread. I have this problem with walking into shit when Im drunk. I run into everything, last week I was walking home from a bar and didnt even see a parking meter. Luckly it was chest high and I bounced right off it. hahhaha.. The worst part is im not an obnoxious drunk at all, I just gravitate twards stationary objects... Quoted post running away from my dad when i was drunk at a block party. ran straight into a garage with cobbled walls. fucked my face up and KO'd . woke up over his shoulder on the way back to our house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Originally posted by MaKeItHaPpEn@Jan 22 2006, 04:08 AM props weapon x,wish i could justify something like that. Quoted post she was hot, too. i'm actually surprised everyone went along with it. I bet that's the worst thing that ever happened to her or some shit. fuckin' hot people with their fragile attitudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted January 23, 2006 Author Share Posted January 23, 2006 Originally posted by WhiteOx@Jan 22 2006, 08:34 AM a few weeks ago some mates were having skull off's at a bar and this toy put his beer down had less than an inch missing. we started chanting "faggot...fagggot" and within seconds about 200 ramdom strangers were chanting. If that happens he again he might go crazy Quoted post I looked at this and burst out laughing, then left the oz and looked at some other random net shit, then came back and looked at this again, and laughed another time. Nicely done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Buying that second pack of cigarettes. Assuming that I am going to fuck girls and then wonder why it doesnt happen. Dancing with random girls and insulting them when they instantly don't want to immediately fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 I really kind of want to stop drinking too much and punching through glass doors. Also, I need to quit writing graffiti while I'm drunk. It's so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 going home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methadone program Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 when i used to drink i: would have a couple of drinks and be like hmmm some xanax would be good...pop a couple of 2mgs... then i would be feeling good so...my mind would race too...a couple of lines of white would be good then i would throw some painkillers in the mix and some somas... then i would be pretty much blacked out and i would: drive, rack things, piss on my self, throw up, and so so much more i regret...looking back i shudder. im fucked up and not normal...one drink and i know shits on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sect ebc Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 IM FEELING THAT ^^^ TO BAD I TAKE 3 MGS OF KLOUIPIN A DAY AND GET A 100 PERCOCETS 10MG ALL FROM MY DR A MONTH WHEN IM DRUNK I LIKE TOO SPRAYPAINT ON PEOPLES SHIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 going to the gym drunk is dangerous... some person was on the treadmill the other day ...dumb fuck had 6 bloody marys for brunch and decided it was still a good idea to run.. fucko did a faceplant and got shot off the thing into the wall.. fractured his hip or something. what a fucking dumbass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 wearing ski masks into the bank thinking its "funny" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 eating large amounts of chocolate and jack in the box jumbo jacks.. ...two days later it hits me...aargh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 singing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merk or be merked Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 pissing on peoples houses...etching windows....crapping in convertibles and open sun rooves(I don't care if that is spelled right...any of it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 yelling MOP lyrics at random people really loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by foneiz2@Jan 22 2006, 08:49 AM taking clothes off. telling evryone at the party that i wanna fuck this one girl. then i wonder why she wont talk to me. giving money away. when someone OD's i see if i can. sleeping in cold places. fucking the same slut. being nice to that slut. telling everyone i love them. fighting anyone. trying to explain that stealing solves everything. telling my ex i love her and always will. Quoted post Yep, thats me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 spending money is one for me. I try not to go out with cash on me cuz no matter the amount it will be all gone the next morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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