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Originally posted by foneiz2@Jan 18 2006, 04:47 PM

its weird because she walks around doing house work with her ipod on and randomly starts pretending to smash peoples faces into her knees and punching people.

 

 

 

Hahahahaha, this is awesome.

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Jan 18 2006, 02:44 PM

PULLUPS ON THE TRAFFIC LIGHT...NAH IM PLAYIN, I DONT WORK OUT.

 

 

 

HA! Nigga said pullups on the traffic light, like that Biggie video for "Juicy". Thats the first thing that popped in my head, then again, Im not from NY. I used to have a Bowflex, that shit got me in good formation. But a couple a years later I sold it so I could buy adjustable shocks for my car. Now I got that CrossCrunch device. And do pushups.

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Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Jan 18 2006, 06:11 PM

Lens, just a warning with those weight gainer things, my roomate was taking that shit for a while, but he stopped because it gave him horrible gas. I dont know if that was just him, or if it's a side effect, just saying.

 

 

Any increase in protein in your diet is gonna make you start to get gas. Your body isnt normally used to taking in that much protein so at first it kinda sits and ferments in your stomach. Goes away after about two weeks though.

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Originally posted by symbols+Jan 18 2006, 01:00 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (symbols - Jan 18 2006, 01:00 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-rental@Jan 18 2006, 04:33 PM

shit, im sure any girl(woman) would be lucky to have symbols. im sure i would jump at the chance if i knew what she looked like for sure.

 

 

 

 

aww that's very sweet rental.

i'm not really a lesbian, mero has been fucking with me for awhile now cuz i got uppity at him

 

but thanks

:blush:

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aww, baby, i know youre not down like that. im just saying 'if you would, i think i would'.

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Originally posted by BEEFEATER+Jan 18 2006, 11:51 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BEEFEATER - Jan 18 2006, 11:51 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-mackfatsoe@Jan 18 2006, 06:11 PM

Lens, just a warning with those weight gainer things, my roomate was taking that shit for a while, but he stopped because it gave him horrible gas.  I dont know if that was just him, or if it's a side effect, just saying.

 

 

Any increase in protein in your diet is gonna make you start to get gas. Your body isnt normally used to taking in that much protein so at first it kinda sits and ferments in your stomach. Goes away after about two weeks though.

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Oh, good. i can't ripping farts when i meet clients.

 

Are steroids physically addicitve? Is it possible to use that shit and not get all messed up from it?

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steroids are bad for your heart, make you bald, shrink you balls and make you break out with wicked nasty pussing acne...

 

 

 

anyway for exercise I enjoy hiking or biking the old rail trails we have out here. Also the local parks have trails that are very steep and make for a good walkaround...gets the heart rate up etc...otherwise I just lift weights I have in my bedroom occasionally..

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i'm just naturally an athletic guy, so i don't do crazy workouts and shit.

however, i love leisure swimming, tearing around on my shitty 10speed, and

i guess my real deal that could be construed as 'working out' is muay thai

kickboxing, which is the funnest shit ever.

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judo 2-4 times a week

 

work out #1:

 

squats, jumping squats, lunges, dips, chin ups, tricep extensions, side raise

 

work out 2:

 

Bench, Strict Reverse Curl, Bench end curl, Shoulder press behind the neck, Decline situps

 

work out 3:

 

Back arches, bent over rows, upright rows, Deadlift, Side raise, normal situps

 

 

still need to start tho....i killed my wrist for which i may need phisiotherapy so i cant really do weights yet.

 

judos my "cardio"

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teh karate

weights

treadmill, which i fucking hate using. Cardio is a bitch

 

I just started taking karate at the dojo where my sister teaches.. she's a 3rd degree black belt and her husband is a 6th degree, so not only do i get free lessons, but good instruction too..

 

First few classes were fucking intense, hour straight of push ups, sit ups, leg raises, etc.. no break at all for an hour straight. Shit should be great to shed a few pounds and brush up on my face-kicking skills.

 

Ninjas!

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* heavy breathing *

Check this out man

All this gym shit

Runnin around for a scholarship

ain't even my style man

I don't even know what the fuck I'm doin in this shit

Bout to get the FUCK up out of this shit

Ain't even with this

 

[Akinyele]

Me play sports? Don't place your bet

I'm not the type of guy to run up and down and break out in a sweat

I just make the words sound hip

I leave it up to Jane Fonda, to take care of that physical fit shit

Nothin wrong with bein overWEIGHT, everything STRAIGHT

so long as my pockets stay in SHAPE

I never participated in gym

I hated the thought, to even have to take a loss to begin

They say health brings you longevity

But I'm not one for that extra-curriculum activity

You might see the Ak, with a baseball hat

Won't see me on no field with no baseball bat

In case some nigga head, got to get cracked

Other than that, I don't plan to run track

Picture me joggin for miles.. HAH!

Come on kid, that's just not my style

I just talk to girls on the horn

You won't see the Ak upstairs, puttin no butter on his corns

Another athlete bites the dust

Another nigga from Egypt, make Egyptian Musk

Picture me wearin Pro Keds, runnin the full court

Don't jump out your basket-ass head

I just cool around the block and hold down the fort

Straight up and down nigga, I'm not a good sport

 

* Rob Swift cuts "exercise" *

 

[Akinyele]

Don't throw your soccer balls this way

The name is Akinyele, not no motherfuckin Pele

Baseballs is what I'm not with

So don't hand me no catcher's mitt, cause I ain't catchin shit!

The only time I slide and run, is after a murder's done

I get ghost before the homicide come!

But that's a different subject - that's called games of death

when your man play russian roulette while upset

He can't handle it, he wants to stop it

He grabs the hammer and cock it, but that's a whole different topic

I just throw my voice on plastic

You won't see me wrasslin in no arena, gettin my ass kicked

or better yet boxin in, some ring with gloves

talkin about PST PST losin oxygen

You know the whole blase-BLASAH, the Ak SAGA

I'm quick, to run your shit like a JOGGER

Huh! I don't carry no stopclock

I knock the J off of Jock, so you can just call me Ak!

Yeah, it's just that simple son

On my spare time, I be rackin bitches up, at the Wimbledon

But I'm not one for tennis

nor breakin no sport records in the World Book of Guinness

I just cool around the block and hold down the fort

Straight up and down nigga, I'm not a good sport

 

* Rob Swift cuts "exercise" *

 

[Akinyele]

Me jumpin over fences, don't make sense kid

On a hot day, you'll find me coolin on the benches

And you could ask me where the water's at

But don't come ask me to act, like no motherfuckin quarterback

Shoulder pads and helmet, yeah right

Talkin that Hut One, Hut Two, Hut Three, Hike - psych!

I'm POETIC, while dealin with the alphaBETIC

Not ATHLETIC, that's why I don't SWEAT IT

So you can keep your sports on hold

Fuck soccer, the shit that I kick, yo it's bound to go gold

I just cool around the block and hold down the fort

I just cool around the block and hold down the fort

I just cool around the block and hold down the fort

Straight up and down nigga, I'm not a good sport

 

* slow scratching, heavy breathing *

Uh-uh, I'm the fuck out

I ain't with this shit

Find the nigga, blow the whistle man

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