Kr430n5_666 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Wet tee shirts = free HBO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 All of those "in-home" service people love talking about tits and crotches and shit. The plumber that came here was telling my roomates about how Chelsea, MA has what he described as "wierd pussy". I then tried to imagine what "wierd pussy" looked like and that was some entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 After a car accident a while ago, I was waiting on my girlfriend at the time and her friend to come pick me and my friend up. I told the tow truck driver this, and he asked if these girls were attractive. I said that they were, and then he asked - "Do they have a big bush?" I said, "WTF?!?!" and he said "Whaaaat, you don't like the big bush??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by dumy@Jan 13 2006, 12:45 PM I'm like "damn beezy you need to wash that shit more often" Quoted post dumy, I don't think you know just how awesome that line was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by JesusMachine@Jan 13 2006, 09:24 AM exchange sex for free cable service. Quoted post wonk. my fucking cable bill this month was $244.something. i need to call them to stop the digital service and just give me regular cable. my new plan with regular cable and internet, will be around $115.00 a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane30 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 the big bush owns man!!! bump for the truck driver.....lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 fuck a big bush. i keep my shit nice and trim and i expect her to do the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 I bet loads of girls would pay money to be sexually harassed by Clark Gable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 damn DETO i hope for that price the shows are coming to your house and performing shit live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by FunTimePartyTeam@Jan 13 2006, 04:07 PM I bet loads of girls would pay money to be sexually harassed by Clark Gable. Quoted post yes, i would pay big bucks for the rotted festering sore that is clark gable's corpse to hump my leg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 i would pay more to beable to film it then release it on the interweb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Maybe the dude took this job just so he could live out a fantasy he's had ever since he watched his first porno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 That what it seemed like. He asked if he could come to my house warming/bday party. I made sure not to tell him when it was. Gable? Clark, Gable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by heavyLox@Jan 13 2006, 04:25 PM i would pay more to beable to film it then release it on the interweb Quoted post werd i'll let you know when it's ..errr..he's going down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by dubsface+Jan 13 2006, 03:52 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dubsface - Jan 13 2006, 03:52 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>That what it seemed like. He asked if he could come to my house warming/bday party. I made sure not to tell him when it was. Gable? Clark, Gable? Quoted post [/b] At least he doesnt know where you live. Its not like as soon as he gets off work he can jsut post up out side your spot and wait for the party go down... but on the real I flirt with the cable guy in homes of getting a good hook up, but they seem to not find me so attractive... but when the day coe that the charlize steriod or what ever her name was in the the italian job comes a colling im getting the full package for freeeeee, or so goes the dream. <!--QuoteBegin-symbols@Jan 13 2006, 04:15 PM werd i'll let you know when it's ..errr..he's going down. Quoted post i need a lil bit of prep time, gotta set up the lights and shit. Gold is worth shooting well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by heavyLox@Jan 13 2006, 04:54 PM she's getting the full package for freeeeee, or so goes the dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 Uh.. he does know where I live... or did I just not read teh e-sarcasm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 well with those hoochie earrings what do you expect?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by dubsface@Jan 13 2006, 12:52 PM That what it seemed like. He asked if he could come to my house warming/bday party. I made sure not to tell him when it was. Gable? Clark, Gable? Quoted post Thats what you were looking for right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 Haha! It was! You clever boy, you! -dubs/weknowpeople Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 hahah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Hahhaha... the new title is quite a bit funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 If I was you, I'd go down there and give those boys a drink. You can't imagine how happy it makes a man to see a woman like you. Just to look at her. And if one of them should pat your behind, just make believe it's nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Originally posted by WhiteOx@Jan 15 2006, 02:49 AM If I was you, I'd go down there and give those boys a drink. You can't imagine how happy it makes a man to see a woman like you. Just to look at her. And if one of them should pat your behind, just make believe it's nothing. Quoted post WHAT?! NIGGA YOU'RE A FOOL, THATS LIKE ME GIVING A FAT BITCH SOME PLAY LIKE SHE'S GONNA ROCK. YOU CANT DO SHIT LIKE THAT, ESPECIALLY WITH NIGGAS CUZ NIGGAS ARE SO DUMB THEY THINK THAT A GIRL TALKING TO THEM AND BEING NICE MEANS THEY WANNA SIT ON THE DILZ. DONT LISTEN TO THIS HERMAN HE'LL ONLY GET YOU GANGRAPED. MERO GEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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