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im hard pressed to think of a shitpiece bigger than hostel...i was completely blow away by how bad this movie was. i would recommend rounding up a few friends, getting slightly drunk before hand (take a flask in with you as well) and going to see this movie. it was honestly one of the best times ive had at a movie in a while....in fact im going back to see it with some more friends tomorrow night. its that awesome.

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My bet for worst movie in the past couple weeks goes to that piece of shit with Jennifer Aniston and Cosner. I doubt anything will beat that for a while. (Not that i seen it, what do you take me for?)

 

Boo yah!

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crickey

 

when the fuck is someone gonna put out a decent horror flick!?

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Originally posted by ego maniac@Jan 11 2006, 02:39 PM

dont give anything away!!!!!

I havent seen it..

 

im not even joking a little bit when i say there is absolutely nothing to give away. its mind boggling.

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dunno. i think i'm done with cheesy horror flicks

not saying everyone else should be..

i just prefer feeling scared as hell to laughing at soap opera gore.

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I have been genuinely scared by a horror movie exactly once in my life. That was "Candyman" in '92. I'm serious.

 

"Hostel" definitely seems to be more geared towards the Fangoria crowd than classic horror.

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Yeah.... I like the ones that scare me...

Only... Its rare that a movie will actually scare me...

I did get a lil creeped out by watching some

old wannabe Twilight zone, I forgot what its called...

"far Beyond", from the fifties...er sum shat like that....

It was weird...

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Originally posted by symbols@Jan 11 2006, 02:48 PM

dunno. i think i'm done with cheesy horror flicks

not saying everyone else should be..

i just prefer feeling scared as hell to laughing at soap opera gore.

 

for the most part i agree. while this movie was very, very funny i would prefer if they were still making horror movies on the level they were 20 or 30 years ago. fucking special effects.....

 

by the way...did anyone happen to see "wolf creek"? ive been debating spending the 8 bucks.

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Funny, everyone's been saying this was a throwback to those movies of the 70's.

 

Which are still not scary.

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Originally posted by symbols@Jan 11 2006, 01:48 PM

dunno. i think i'm done with cheesy horror flicks

 

I never got into them....way to stupit for me.

Scary Movie series was alright because it was parodies...but damn...when those cheesy ones try to be serious...it just comes off really bad.

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scary movie will make me laugh my ass off even though i've seen it too much

 

 

 

my fave might still be the shining

it scared me back then

 

and jaws scared the bejesus outta me as a child

 

..then again, so did darth vader haha

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wolf creek sucked major asshole. jesus christ.

 

it's uneventful for bout.. 98% of the movie, the one part where there is action it's gone, afew funny moments to laugh at but overall a big waste of cash.

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anyone rememeber that french flick about werewolves an shit?

 

was that any good?

 

do i even know what the hell i'm referring to?

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I think you're referring to The Brotherhood of the Wolf. Personally, I love the movie, but I also believe that it's definitely one of the, if not THE silliest movie ever made. I have a feeling you would hate it unless you're in the right frame of mind to watch it, and the right frame of mind to watch it is "I'm gonna sit down and watch filmmakers go absolutely bananas with a script and jam together the most ridiculous, disparate elements of film into a semicoherent narrative".

 

 

Steve, I think you're referring to the Scream trilogy, not Scary Movie. I mix them up all the time too.

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yes!

 

brotherhood of the legion of doom

 

maybe i'll skip it.

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I could be wrong, but I think 'Hostel' was intended to be kind of cheesy. As someone said, it was meant as an ode to the B-movies of the '70's and '80's with its excessive use of senseless gore. That was the case with Eli Roth's last horror movie, 'Cabin Fever.' When I saw commercials for 'Hostel' and they said shit like "paramedics had to be called in response to the reactions of the theater members" I took it as almost a joke. Again, I could be wrong.

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it said 'tarantino presents...' in all the commercials, that should have been a big tip off right there.

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Originally posted by El Mamerro@Jan 11 2006, 02:20 PM

Steve, I think you're referring to the Scream trilogy, not Scary Movie. I mix them up all the time too.

 

eh...210 - 220...whatever it takes.

 

I've got a burnt copy of scary movie and I've probably watched it a few times too many as well.

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Yo Cabin Fever had me bugged out at the end. I was real high but, why the fuck does the movie go from like a whole scary type shit to those black people rolling up? They roll in and I think the redneck white guy goes "waddup nigga" and hands him a rifle he had fixed him up at the store. This seemed very odd and irrelevent to me. It left me like "what the fuck?"

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