Harvey Wallbanger Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mississippi Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 i like paper towels.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 what about wrapping the paper around your 4 fingers..? to make it more interesting.. which way do you wipe? side to side towards the balls away from the balls yup.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 9, 2006 Author Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by Skilla54@Jan 9 2006, 06:15 AM what about wrapping the paper around your 4 fingers..? to make it more interesting.. which way do you wipe? side to side towards the balls away from the balls yup.. Quoted post away from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 FUCK TP I USE PARIS HILTONS FACE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 9, 2006 Author Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-@Jan 9 2006, 07:28 AM FUCK TP I USE PARIS HILTONS FACE Quoted post i would but i heard that can lead to disease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open-Ur-Is Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 this is the most genius pole 12oz has ever seen.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 folding = civilised Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 you know I don't usually think about this because its..GROSS but I gotta agree with seeking on this one... yeah yeah I know...first time for everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 9, 2006 Author Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by WhiteOx@Jan 9 2006, 02:03 PM folding = civilised Quoted post civilised=civilized and i agree folding is the way to go. i dont agree at all with whoever suggested the flower of toilet paper shape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by Open-Ur-Is@Jan 9 2006, 07:39 AM this is the most genius pole 12oz has ever seen.. Quoted post No, this is: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12:02p.m Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 i thought there was only one way.......wipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 yeah, I agree with seeking on everything except for the flower blossom...I usually just double fold and sometimes double wrap (slight, but signifigant difference)..oh wow, this is gay..I'm talking about what I do with my ass with other guys.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 9, 2006 Author Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by dumy@Jan 9 2006, 08:41 PM yeah, I agree with seeking on everything except for the flower blossom...I usually just double fold and sometimes double wrap (slight, but signifigant difference)..oh wow, this is gay..I'm talking about what I do with my ass with other guys.. Quoted post having a discussion about how you wipe your ass isnt gay. now if we were talking about what we do with the rabbit and our ass that would be a different story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 I fold. This ensures more surface area of TP to BH. However, upon consideration, I will add that maybe the wadding method makes up for the lack of surface area, with its added texture, kind of like tires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by LiliStCynical+Jan 9 2006, 03:41 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LiliStCynical - Jan 9 2006, 03:41 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Open-Ur-Is@Jan 9 2006, 07:39 AM this is the most genius pole 12oz has ever seen.. Quoted post No, this is: Quoted post [/b] OMG what is that thing?! you guys are hating on my usage 'flower' as a description, but what im talking about is basically just a hybred of the fold and the wad combined. it's gving you the ship gripping texture of the wad, with the security of the fold. it's like the aryan race of wiping techniques. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 9, 2006 Author Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by seeking+Jan 9 2006, 11:29 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (seeking - Jan 9 2006, 11:29 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by LiliStCynical@Jan 9 2006, 03:41 PM <!--QuoteBegin-Open-Ur-Is@Jan 9 2006, 07:39 AM this is the most genius pole 12oz has ever seen.. Quoted post No, this is: Quoted post OMG what is that thing?! you guys are hating on my usage 'flower' as a description, but what im talking about is basically just a hybred of the fold and the wad combined. it's gving you the ship gripping texture of the wad, with the security of the fold. it's like the aryan race of wiping techniques. Quoted post [/b] maybe im not understanding the look of this complex origami method of wiping. i might give it a shot. ill report back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 ill post a pictoral later on (sans actual wiping of course) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 9, 2006 Author Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by seeking@Jan 9 2006, 11:34 PM ill post a pictoral later on (sans actual wiping of course) Quoted post ok but please no mid action shots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 sounds like the double wrap to me..albeit a slightly inferior version.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 peep it BLACK IS THE NEW BLACK Black is back but this time its reappearance has nothing to do with the catwalk. It is rather, making a statement in the more domestic domain of the bathroom. Now fashionable types can indulge in – wait for it – black toilet paper. Why waste your time with so-last-season-two-ply-white when you can treat your cellulite-free-gym-toned toosh with stylish black? When you think about how we treat the rest of our bodies it’s the least we could do for our behinds. The trend is being embraced by the city that invented black – here in New York, with the new noir toilet paper (made by Renova for $15 - a 3-roll gift canistera) being used in the bathrooms of The Four Seasons Restaurant, Double Seven, Milk Studios, Bungalow 8, Bette and Frederick’s. If Black isn't your color, try these custom made toilet paper. by Lisa Evans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 You mean no one goes square by square? I know someone in here goes commando- 2 fingers is all you need. And while we're on the subject, anyone ever notice how a shit looks different out of water? If you've ever left a log on the ground you know what I'm talking about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 You know the cheap toilet paper that often separates into two layers? Yeah, so my work has that. The other day, i tugged on it to get a lenght of toilet paper, and i separated the two layers so that it came off differently, if you catch my drift. It was way more fluffy, and I plan to continue to do this when im at work with the cheap toilet paper. -FT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintfetish Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 so weird, but my girl was reading something last night and she read out loud the one statistic: "you need around 5 plies of tissue between your hand and your ass to keep from contaminating your hand with doo doo" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 well wouldnt the point of wash yer hands after using the bathroom ber used at that point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 ANYBODY HERE USE WETWIPES/BABY WIPES AFTER USING REGULAR TOILET PAPER? THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DO IT, NEXT TO ACTUALLY JUMPING IN THE SHOWER AND SOAPING UP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 no man you use the wetwipes before the toilet paper, need to dry yer ass. why would you use dry then wet good way to get a rash on yer ass haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 no no, wet wipes after! Use the dry stuff to get the big clumps, then the wet wipes to get the last bits and to leave a fresh sent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 if you still got big clumps you are not done yet sit yer ass back down or shave yer hairy ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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