richard_vagina Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by wiseguy@Jan 8 2006, 01:17 AM i use kittens. Quoted post dude! i use kittens, too. but if kittens aren't handy, i use my girlfriends clothes. they are angel soft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methadone program Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 roll joints when i was 11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by beardofzeus+Jan 8 2006, 12:41 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (beardofzeus - Jan 8 2006, 12:41 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-CACashRefund@Jan 7 2006, 09:15 PM when im in the house - roll Quoted post roll? Quoted post [/b] roll it up son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippingreat Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 ever tried the method where u rip it off with one hand, if u rip hard enuff itll tear off the reel but if u dont then u just end up with tons of toilet paper all over the floor . . . wad. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURLAP Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 here's another great question: how many of you have sniffed it after swiping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 8, 2006 Author Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by BURLAP@Jan 8 2006, 07:04 PM here's another great question: how many of you have sniffed it after swiping? Quoted post not even once... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by LiliStCynical@Jan 8 2006, 05:40 AM back to front. haha Quoted post shouldn't you be going front to back? you know.. to avoid bladder infections? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 8, 2006 Author Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by JohnnyHorton+Jan 8 2006, 07:06 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (JohnnyHorton - Jan 8 2006, 07:06 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-LiliStCynical@Jan 8 2006, 05:40 AM back to front. haha Quoted post shouldn't you be going front to back? you know.. to avoid bladder infections? Quoted post [/b] poop in the vag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Living with 5 people means that we dont always have the necessary tools at hand. The yellow pages work nice if you're in a bind. As do coffee filters, but you have to use 2-3 at a time. Godspeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 ill cosign on the coffeee filters, theyre pretty soft on the bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Never buy cheap tp. It feels like wiping your asshole with sandpaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by dobsilla+Jan 8 2006, 02:07 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dobsilla - Jan 8 2006, 02:07 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by JohnnyHorton@Jan 8 2006, 07:06 PM <!--QuoteBegin-LiliStCynical@Jan 8 2006, 05:40 AM back to front. haha Quoted post shouldn't you be going front to back? you know.. to avoid bladder infections? Quoted post poop in the vag! Quoted post [/b] so.....if you fucked it, would that count as anal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 8, 2006 Author Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by richard_vagina+Jan 8 2006, 07:33 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (richard_vagina - Jan 8 2006, 07:33 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by dobsilla@Jan 8 2006, 02:07 PM Originally posted by JohnnyHorton@Jan 8 2006, 07:06 PM <!--QuoteBegin-LiliStCynical@Jan 8 2006, 05:40 AM back to front. haha Quoted post shouldn't you be going front to back? you know.. to avoid bladder infections? Quoted post poop in the vag! Quoted post so.....if you fucked it, would that count as anal? Quoted post [/b] tell that to moe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 This is one of the greatest 12 oz. debates of all time. I use toilet paper to decorate people's front yards. Usually right before a rainstorm, and if I'm extra lucky, the sun comes out and turns it into papier mache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 what about those 3 sea shells? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 sea shells? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 8, 2006 Author Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by richard_vagina@Jan 8 2006, 07:45 PM sea shells? Quoted post she sells sea shells by the sea shore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by GrimeyLife1@Jan 8 2006, 11:44 AM what about those 3 sea shells? Quoted post Seriously one of the underrated movies of the 90's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 What do you mean by 'wad'? Just a bundle? At least if you fold it then you can fold it and use the other side bit... why the fuck are we talking about this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 8, 2006 Author Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by Jackson@Jan 8 2006, 08:02 PM What do you mean by 'wad'? Just a bundle? At least if you fold it then you can fold it and use the other side bit... why the fuck are we talking about this? Quoted post wad it up just take some off the roll and bunch it up and use it. i dont know why i started the thread, i was shitting and just thought about it. seems like a lot of people have some serious input on the situation though. how do you roll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Save a tree, wipe your ass with an owl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 8, 2006 Author Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by I.C.Shadow@Jan 8 2006, 08:23 PM Save a tree, wipe your ass with an owl. Quoted post http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt...6lr%3D%26sa%3DN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 pimp owl TP holder dobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 I wad with 2 ply, who even buys one ply? If I have the runs I use moist baby wipes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJackDaniels Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 the yello wpages can sometimes be unforgiving. a news paper works well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 what about them wet wipes they got them things work great when yer shit gets stuck on a hairy ass it comes right off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Back to front helps get the sand out of the clam. It's like using a lint roller. :rolleyes: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Fold. Then a wet wipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 heres the deal... break off two sheets, fold them in half to make one double layered sheet, pinch it in the middle so it makes a sort of 'blossom' that resembles a carnation and billows out to cover your hands and block the risk of any acidental contamination. and who the hell wipes their ass in a long stroking 'back to front' (or front to back) motion? that would just smear shit all over your self. you place the wad just behind the asshole, then rub forward and down so as soon as you clear the asshole, the paper breaks contact and you're not smearing it all over yourself. this is just like... common sense, isnt it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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