seeking Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 dude, why are you even tripping? just tell her your sorry, it's not gonna work, then go get pizza. done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 i still think brushing your asscrack with her toothbrush is the most appropriate way of breaking it off. i don't think you should tell her until a week afterwards. bring her flowers before you do the brushing. pissing in her shoes, closet, etc is optional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted January 6, 2006 Author Share Posted January 6, 2006 ^^yeah but piss is aseptic shit is the way to go. and as for Rummy, I know. juvenille topics and this one is no exception. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 disease ridden or not, pee in her shoes. it will dry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Birch Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 if she is sick and throwing up etc I have three theories: 1. she is dying of aids 2. pregnant 3. both either way, its time to cut your losses... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted January 6, 2006 Author Share Posted January 6, 2006 ^^this is the type of shit I was looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted January 6, 2006 Author Share Posted January 6, 2006 I feel like sending her an instant message, I BrAkE ^ wit U. L0LZZZZ!!!!11!! -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 With cancer you gotta do it right away so she gets everything at once you know. so she can use the expression when it rains it pours. then when she over comes cancer she can be like i had such a hard life i got cancer then my boyfriend broke up with me yada yada she looks like a hero who has over come so much and its all because of you cheers nigga! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 or.....you could brush your asscrack with her toothbrush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 just do what always works for me.. tell them you cant "LOVE" and you dont want too hurt them due to that fact. they cry you laugh sall good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Originally posted by fuse=--action@Jan 6 2006, 10:11 AM I thought Ch.0 might have some sort of funny or vulgar input on my current status. Quoted post ahh...in light of this...I think you should go out... have sex with a monkey, get aids and then cum in her butt. If done correctly...you won't have to break up with her. ehh...wait...did I go too far with that one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foneiz2 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 get married and steal her drugs then get her money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 420. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted January 9, 2006 Author Share Posted January 9, 2006 Apparently, I am an asshole. I left her a voicemail. VICTORY BY DEFAULT! -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 whatever, if she cared she would have answered. you tried. fuck'er. besides, she probably didnt answer cause she was busy sucking a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by Some1@Jan 6 2006, 08:03 PM Quoted post so lasse died of aids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 no, she died from getting fucked with this crazy contraption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 damn you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nopi-one Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Voicemail owns. Here's prolly how it went. Girl- OMFG VOICE MAIL! Lets check it. -checks voicemail- Voicemail - 1 message... urgent. Fuse- Yo sup. I'm breaking up with you. But since I'm leaving a voicemail I'm not being a dick. The guys on this one internet forum said so. By the way last Wednesday... you know when your sister was in town.... I did her in the pooper. So uh... yeah. By the way can we keep this hush with the bouncers, I still like going there to get pussy on the side, like you know when you're going through one of your 3-4 day puking binges because you're a bullimic whore and all. By the way.. your pussy was rancid like chernobyl. Peace. Girl- OMFG!! NOOO! -kills herself with the dildo contraption by simulatiously choking herself and shoving it up her nose into her brain.... that would be some funny shit- Cops 3 hours later - Hey jimmy! Look at this shit! What a kinky slut!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 hook up with her friends. Thats what i would do. Let her break up with you. Honestly though. I have been there fuse. Way too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted January 10, 2006 Author Share Posted January 10, 2006 ^^yeah the only friend that she has that i find really attractive is married. Oh well. But from this I noticed something else. Gay people are always trying to hook people up. For real. I have a few gay friends and they have all offered to hook me up with one of their girlfriends since I broke up with mine. Go ahead. Quote me in homosexual ubertones. -fuse. *Did I mention that this friend of hers is only 19 or 20? Crazy shit, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 this is like an episode of seinfeld...christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Originally posted by fuse=--action@Jan 7 2006, 01:35 AM Finally, yesterday, her friend calls me and tells me that she's sick from sucking too much dick the day before when she was too busy to return my call. Quoted post tell the bitch to go eat a dick. "WE GOT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES!!!" SNAKES-ON-A-PLANE - The must see movie event of all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 The only reason seeking is even remotely interested in this thread is because of the possibility that the chick might have breast cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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