Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by dubsface@Jan 6 2006, 08:42 PM Yo I'm saying MOE, I'm saying. I honestly think I'm known for teh anal on this fucking board, even on my old name. I'm just very interested in sex, as I am a virgin. No, seriously. Ask anyone I know personally on this board. Nun status. Quoted post PICTURES PLEASE OF YOUR VIRGIN ANUS...that is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistaccio Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft@Jan 5 2006, 04:55 PM i wonder how she feels about you sharing this ? :laugh1: Quoted post word. Molester get a life home boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistaccio Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 this threat is sick!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by seeking+Jan 9 2006, 12:07 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (seeking - Jan 9 2006, 12:07 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by Poop Man Bob@Jan 8 2006, 11:00 PM Originally posted by seeking@Jan 8 2006, 09:52 PM Originally posted by Future Droid@Jan 8 2006, 08:55 PM Originally posted by seeking@Jan 8 2006, 11:44 PM <!--QuoteBegin-Jackson@Jan 8 2006, 02:57 PM Quoted post HOLY SHIT. did you guys see this thing?! dude, it looks like a woman and a rabbit and a pokey butt teaser thing. that's so fucking crazy looking. she doesnt even need a man anymore, she can just fuck herself with that confounded contraption. Quoted post damn....anyone see this crazy dildo? Quoted post DUDE, i saw it. that thing is fuckng nuts! what i cant figure out is what all that crazy shit on there is for. a rabbit?! that's fucking crazy! that girl is crazy! Quoted post It goes in her butthole! I bet it comes out a chocolate rabbit!! Get it? Quoted post holy shit, that's crazy!! Quoted post [/b] dude, did you guys see this shit? wow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by MrChupacabra+Jan 9 2006, 07:21 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MrChupacabra - Jan 9 2006, 07:21 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by seeking@Jan 9 2006, 12:07 AM Originally posted by Poop Man Bob@Jan 8 2006, 11:00 PM Originally posted by seeking@Jan 8 2006, 09:52 PM Originally posted by Future Droid@Jan 8 2006, 08:55 PM Originally posted by seeking@Jan 8 2006, 11:44 PM <!--QuoteBegin-Jackson@Jan 8 2006, 02:57 PM Quoted post HOLY SHIT. did you guys see this thing?! dude, it looks like a woman and a rabbit and a pokey butt teaser thing. that's so fucking crazy looking. she doesnt even need a man anymore, she can just fuck herself with that confounded contraption. Quoted post damn....anyone see this crazy dildo? Quoted post DUDE, i saw it. that thing is fuckng nuts! what i cant figure out is what all that crazy shit on there is for. a rabbit?! that's fucking crazy! that girl is crazy! Quoted post It goes in her butthole! I bet it comes out a chocolate rabbit!! Get it? Quoted post holy shit, that's crazy!! Quoted post dude, did you guys see this shit? wow! Quoted post [/b] The rabbit is a clitoral stimulator, the other thing tickles the bunghole... errr... or so I've heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by iloveboxcars+Jan 6 2006, 04:50 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (iloveboxcars - Jan 6 2006, 04:50 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-RumPuncher@Jan 5 2006, 08:37 PM here's the only and only tip I'm giving you guys: do it in the shower why? water is lube (very important) warm water relaxes muscles (also very important) smells are contained (there are smells) it more hygenic for her (have some respect) all evidence is washed away (there IS evidence) and no... this isn't some tip from a maxim magazine. Quoted post water is not lube, every have sex in water? vagina is all hard to get into at first because the water washes away the lube. Quoted post [/b] iloveboxcars is on point. Water sucks as a lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KephaOneLove Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 JUST STICK IT IN HER BUTT. IF SHE REACTS LIKE NO THEN ITS A NO GO BUT IF SHE ACTS LIKE YES THEN PUMP THAT CORN HOLE......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Guys, lets try to imagine yourselves in this scenario: one day youre chilling at home like, shit, I really want some tortilla chips. So you go to the local bodega (convenient store for those not in the know) and purchase some deliciously salty snack chips. You come home, happy of course, and start munching on them while watching your favorite episode of Seinfeld. Taking a bite of a tortilla chip, your phone rings startling you and causing you to swallow an almost whole chip. You feel unearthly pain as the chip tears slowly at your delicate esophagus, grabbing at your throat in hopes that this will free the fried corn snack.* This is what un-asked penetration of the ass feels like. Moral of the story: never enter a girl's posterior if she doesn't know you are. She might seek revenge by shoving whole Tortilla chips down your throat. *ps: this totally ruins your favorite episode of Seinfeld. Actually, you never watch Seinfeld again because of this traumatic experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 yeah, I remember when I "slipped" it in on accident one time bad scene.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 havent pulled that card yet, wasnt there a thread about weird positions or acts or something and slipping it in without warning was called like riding the bull or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Originally posted by dubsface@Jan 9 2006, 02:31 PM *ps: this totally ruins your favorite episode of Seinfeld. Actually, you never watch Seinfeld again because of this traumatic experience. Quoted post maybe you should have been paying more attention to the business at hand instead of watching Seinfeld. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 DID IT ONCE, NOT THE BIGGEST FAN. I THINK IT JUST GETS DOWN TO HAVING A GIRL LET YOU DO NASTY THINGS TO HER. you could get poop on your dick you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<insertcoinshere> Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 HAHA NICE TOPIC.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 This thread made me laugh. It deserves to be brought up again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 hells yeah for teh anal sekz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waseface Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cixelsyd Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 anal sex=no bueno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 once you have mastered tae kwon pussy' date=' you must move on to poojitsu[/quote'] hnmm, i can't just quote.. wack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion>Ogre Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 anal sex=no bueno Yeah, in all honesty, it's pretty overrated. Some girls love it though. But then, you wonder who broke it in first, and how many people have been there since..Yum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knowme Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 once you're in though, you have to remember to finish with style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Think of anal like the olympics. You spend a long time tranning before you make it there. Dont just jump right into the whole thing right away. Start slowly, without penetration, then move from there. If you rush it the first time, you'll be like Ben Johnson.... stripped of the gold and barred for life. sooo true and explained in an amazing way 10 ponts to you rumpuncher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
despisethefiend Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 my fav is black massive women in the anus. then wen they explode with shit all over your cock and stomach and the bedsheets, then the bed brakes and u fall into it, then throw up cos its so disgusting, then shes on ehr period, thats why u was doin it in the ass int he first palce, so period goes everywhere. then ur rolling around in it. thats THE BEST. =] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 nice personal experience youve had despisethefiend. hahahaah lolerskates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 why am i sharing this? well i remember back in 12oz golden days anal sex was a huge deal' date=' there were threads about it every week. old school heads know.[/quote'] this is truth. 12oz probably had a part in fueling my now full blown anal fetish. my lady friends will be sending you guys a collective "thank you" letter shortly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 well i remember back in 12oz golden days anal sex was a huge deal' date=' there were threads about it every week. old school heads know.[/quote'] i remember that.. i would grin when homegirl would talk about takin it up the ass.. she also mentioned to get a good lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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