swif1 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 This thread is simply amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING OF HELL Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Yeah, I like fifth base. Its right behind the dugout. All about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KephaOneLove Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Originally posted by dobsilla+Jan 5 2006, 10:50 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dobsilla - Jan 5 2006, 10:50 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-RumPuncher@Jan 6 2006, 04:37 AM here's the only and only tip I'm giving you guys: do it in the shower why? water is lube (very important) warm water relaxes muscles (also very important) smells are contained (there are smells) it more hygenic for her (have some respect) all evidence is washed away (there IS evidence) and no... this isn't some tip from a maxim magazine. Quoted post smells are contained? i would think it would make it worse. have you ever farted in the shower, that shit is retchid Quoted post [/b] ^^^^DAMN I HAVENT LAUGHED OUT LOUD LIKE THIS IN A MINUTE!!!^^^HAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Jan 5 2006, 11:48 PM ^ or you can have respect for the girl, and then you get to go back. maybe it's youth or inexperience, but it's way better to have a trusting partner who's actially into it, instead of some girl who's getting pressured to do something she wont enjoy. Trust me.... it's way better if she's into it. why am I even in this thread? Quoted post :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 all woman say they dont do it or like it but fact remains they are all lying sluts that love cock smashing their assholes open good luck on your ass mission buddy damn im vulgar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 slow and steady wins the race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 you dont want to meet a girl already into anal, you want to introduce her to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 True. I met a girl that wanted nothing but butt sex. That wasnt too appealing for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 pooh hole plugging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 i remember back in highschool, there was some freshman who went to the winter formal dance w/ some junior/senior dude. and after the dance, they were fucking. the girl wanted it in her but, so the guy agreed. he pulls out, and she shits all over him. supposedly she said it just came out w/ no control. anywho, the guy jumped in the shower, and washed himself promptly after throwing up after this ordeal, and the girl dropped out of the school, and last i heard was going through some major mental therapy issues. and this all comes from a reliable source. even the teachers knew the story. ahaha oh highschool... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12:02p.m Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 ^thats fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 "a girl might not like it, but a bitch love it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Jan 8 2006, 12:09 AM you dont want to meet a girl already into anal, you want to introduce her to it Quoted post true, but chances are, her ass has already been ravaged and shes lying to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrudeEmptiness Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Well I don't know how I got to this little disscussion... But I think the best thing from anal sex is when a girl is givin you head and she takes the plunge- The next best thing: is just having your asshole licked by a girl : :huh2: :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12:02p.m Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 ahh tossed salad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by sarcasm@Jan 7 2006, 08:23 PM i remember back in highschool, there was some freshman who went to the winter formal dance w/ some junior/senior dude. and after the dance, they were fucking. the girl wanted it in her but, so the guy agreed. he pulls out, and she shits all over him. supposedly she said it just came out w/ no control. anywho, the guy jumped in the shower, and washed himself promptly after throwing up after this ordeal, and the girl dropped out of the school, and last i heard was going through some major mental therapy issues. and this all comes from a reliable source. even the teachers knew the story. ahaha oh highschool... Quoted post many stories like this happened in highschool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KlapYourMetal Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 my friend use to bang his boss at work and she was like 53 and he was 21 he called her skelator, anyway she once made him finger her asshole and he said it was like nasty and cold.. just like her hart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by KlapYourMetal@Jan 7 2006, 09:46 PM he said it was like nasty and cold.. just like her hart Quoted post Rofl Macchio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by Future Droid+Jan 7 2006, 05:37 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Future Droid - Jan 7 2006, 05:37 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-CACashRefund@Jan 8 2006, 12:09 AM you dont want to meet a girl already into anal, you want to introduce her to it Quoted post true, but chances are, her ass has already been ravaged and shes lying to you. Quoted post [/b] ive never met a girl like that, or have my friends, in fact this is the first time ive ever heard of a gilr lying about having buttsex before you cant tell after being with girls it kinda becomes a second sense. but like all things it is always possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by mackfatsoe+Jan 8 2006, 02:56 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mackfatsoe - Jan 8 2006, 02:56 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-KlapYourMetal@Jan 7 2006, 09:46 PM he said it was like nasty and cold.. just like her hart Quoted post Rofl Macchio Quoted post [/b] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ohh god. THats great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by KlapYourMetal@Jan 7 2006, 06:46 PM my friend use to bang his boss at work and she was like 53 and he was 21 he called her skelator, anyway she once made him finger her asshole and he said it was like nasty and cold.. just like her hart Quoted post wow i think i have no desire to fuck my girl in the ass anymore. that is fucked up :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_grim540 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by Future Droid+Jan 7 2006, 08:37 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Future Droid - Jan 7 2006, 08:37 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-CACashRefund@Jan 8 2006, 12:09 AM you dont want to meet a girl already into anal, you want to introduce her to it Quoted post true, but chances are, her ass has already been ravaged and shes lying to you. Quoted post [/b] I can relate to CaCash's statement, but now that the particular realtionship in question ended very ugly for me, am I beggining so see truth in Droid's... goddamn that lying cock-juggling thunder-cunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foneiz2 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by guerillaeye+Jan 7 2006, 08:35 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (guerillaeye - Jan 7 2006, 08:35 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-RumPuncher@Jan 5 2006, 11:48 PM ^ or you can have respect for the girl, and then you get to go back. maybe it's youth or inexperience, but it's way better to have a trusting partner who's actially into it, instead of some girl who's getting pressured to do something she wont enjoy. Trust me.... it's way better if she's into it. why am I even in this thread? Quoted post :haha: Quoted post [/b] true dat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foneiz2 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-+Jan 8 2006, 09:11 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (-MOE LESTER- - Jan 8 2006, 09:11 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-KlapYourMetal@Jan 7 2006, 06:46 PM my friend use to bang his boss at work and she was like 53 and he was 21 he called her skelator, anyway she once made him finger her asshole and he said it was like nasty and cold.. just like her hart Quoted post wow i think i have no desire to fuck my girl in the ass anymore. that is fucked up :yuck: Quoted post [/b] ACTUALLY JUST LOL'D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 this is awesome. #1 thread of january right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 anal sex is what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by oneeightyone@Jan 8 2006, 01:42 PM anal sex is what? Quoted post when her sister won't give you a knob job? i give up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by dobsilla+Jan 8 2006, 02:34 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dobsilla - Jan 8 2006, 02:34 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by richard_vagina@Jan 8 2006, 07:33 PM Originally posted by dobsilla@Jan 8 2006, 02:07 PM Originally posted by JohnnyHorton@Jan 8 2006, 07:06 PM <!--QuoteBegin-LiliStCynical@Jan 8 2006, 05:40 AM back to front. haha Quoted post shouldn't you be going front to back? you know.. to avoid bladder infections? Quoted post poop in the vag! Quoted post so.....if you fucked it, would that count as anal? Quoted post tell that to moe! Quoted post [/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 give a bitch turditis in her vag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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