Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 last night during drunk sex i managed to finger my girl in her ass as she was climaxing. i have been pressuring this for a while, and she always says no, so this is a BIG DEAL. i think next time i might be able to finally travel the poop chute. alcohol works wonders why am i sharing this? well i remember back in 12oz golden days anal sex was a huge deal, there were threads about it every week. old school heads know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 i washed my hands right after, with strawberry scented soap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 :innocent: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 This is like Tease's retarded clone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 its not all that its cracked up to b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 i wonder how she feels about you sharing this ? :laugh1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 peukidy dookiedy.... Buttsex.. Dunno.. I mean fecal matter comes out of that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Think of anal like the olympics. You spend a long time tranning before you make it there. Dont just jump right into the whole thing right away. Start slowly, without penetration, then move from there. If you rush it the first time, you'll be like Ben Johnson.... stripped of the gold and barred for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 right rumpunch, that asian guy with the basketball didnt start with that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft@Jan 5 2006, 05:55 PM i wonder how she feels about you sharing this ? :laugh1: Quoted post probably like she got a finger in the pooper. oh wait, she did. ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Jan 5 2006, 10:56 PM Think of anal like the olympics. You spend a long time tranning before you make it there. Dont just jump right into the whole thing right away. Start slowly, without penetration, then move from there. If you rush it the first time, you'll be like Ben Johnson.... stripped of the gold and barred for life. Quoted post couldnt have said that better...hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft@Jan 5 2006, 04:58 PM right rumpunch, that asian guy with the basketball didnt start with that.. Quoted post No, he apparently started with softballs or grapefruits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 even starting with a softball.. wow.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 theres 10 monukkas in this thread right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 I thought of a new game called ¨assketball¨ that involves a lot of dribbling after Hesh posted that...as far as taking trips up the Hershey Highway, the anticipation far outweighs the act itself...give me a slim, trim and silky quim any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Originally posted by guerillaeye@Jan 5 2006, 03:07 PM theres 10 monukkas in this thread right now Quoted post You act surprised...there´d be thirty of us in a Star Trek thread, and the whole goddamn lot of us in a Monty Python thread. 12 oz. would collapse under the collective weight and we would create a black hole that would suck the web right out of existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 quim is such an old word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Does quim mean vagina? Im very confused. Oh and... ANAL SEX... WOOOOO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Thank the Meatmen....¨Sex Mart 2000¨. Check it out. I think casek is checking it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Originally posted by Sparoism+Jan 5 2006, 06:08 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Sparoism - Jan 5 2006, 06:08 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-guerillaeye@Jan 5 2006, 03:07 PM theres 10 monukkas in this thread right now Quoted post You act surprised...there´d be thirty of us in a Star Trek thread, and the whole goddamn lot of us in a Monty Python thread. 12 oz. would collapse under the collective weight and we would create a black hole that would suck the web right out of existence. Quoted post [/b] hahaha.. right on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Birch Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 heres the thing..if you love this girl...and want to marry her eventually and shit... she will never be an anal virgin again... taking a girls anal virginity is more sacred than taking her pussy virginity, imo... and who wants to fuck or marry a girl who aint an anal virgin??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 I've never, and will never, understand the attraction to fucking somebody in the ass. And as for being fucked up there, just the thought makes me cringe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Originally posted by dubsface@Jan 5 2006, 06:12 PM Does quim mean vagina? Im very confused. Oh and... ANAL SEX... WOOOOO. Quoted post yes oh, and SHOW US YOUR TITS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Keep pushing for it Moe....anal is fun. I took a girls anal virginity....i felt like a real he-man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_vagina Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Originally posted by LENS@Jan 5 2006, 06:28 PM Keep pushing for it Moe....anal is fun. I took a girls anal virginity....i felt like a real he-man Quoted post hey, either way someone is going to end up in the corner crying like a little girl, so why the fuck not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 The 5 Major Guidelines 1.Always use a lubricant. Unlike the vagina, the small amount of mucus a rectum produces is completely insufficient for anal intercourse. Therefore anal penetration should always be accompanied with an ample supply of lubricant. Water-based lubricants are latex-compatible and highly recommended. 2.Stop immediately if your partner asks you to stop. If your partner is too tense to experiment, all forms of anal penetration will cause a great deal of pain. We are not saying to stop trying completely, just don’t push yourself onto your partner, as this will only result in a bad experience for them, and make them less willing to try again. 3.Take it slow. When experimenting with anal sex for the first few times, go slow. There is no rush and if you take your time you will probably both enjoy the experience. There should not be a great deal of forcing required. If lubricated properly, an object should slide in somewhat easily. We recommend using your fingers ahead of time to loosen them up first for the first few times. 4.Sufficient desire alone does not guarantee pleasurable anal sex. Read the other four points. 5.Always communicate with your partner. As with any sexual activity, communication is essential. Talk about what you want to do, discuss beforehand your desires, tell your partner what you like and don't like while engaging in anal intercourse. Basically, be open about your preferences and feelings, and, be receptive to theirs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Wear a condom because waking up with poo on your cock is the worst please believe. Even if it isn't that much poo, it is still poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 John Birch... what are you? A new age Mormon? Since when has anal sex been something sacred? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 MOE, all you really gota do is put on R.Kelly's "Feelin' On Your Booty" and I'm sure your girl will be begging for teh anal. "On your boo-hooo-teeeeee...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa Welp.... Im real picky bout' whos goin in my gyner... that goes triple quadrouple fer shtuff enterin the rear//// That.... thats purdy sacred to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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