Milton Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 1) I can't beat the instructional levels on "Crazy Taxi." 2) What's up with this new shit where one rapper uses another rappers line as a hook after the other song has been out all of a year and a half. It's one thing if the song has been out 5 years or something. 3) Obnoxious females (I tried very hard not to say bitches). Just because you don't have a boyfriend doesn't mean you need to look other people's ex-boyfriends up on myspace so that you can cause drama. "Ohmigod he was flirting with another girl." Fuck you bitch, mind your business. [Edit for language]. 4) Women, generally. I have ninety-nine problems and women are EVERY SINGLE ONE. I'm having an IQ test, any woman I date will have a maximum IQ of One hundred and six. I want to be the rich old guy with the dumb hot wife like dude on Greenacres. 5) People who insist that you have to pick them up at the airport. Oh you brought me something? It better be some fucking gas money. 6) Lil Kim. 7) The fact that they're having "average looking" people on MTV now. 8) VH1. 9) The fact that the cleaning people in my apartment building came in without asking broke my table and replaced it with this shitty IKEA joint that is already falling apart. Whatever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 vh1 is aight. but vh1 classics is the shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 myspace cellphones rich people religious people police Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 rude, ungrateful 2 year olds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURLAP Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 my hemmoroids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 recent government policy changes. junkies. people who smoke really close to me. police. the heat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 the fact that it is 5:30 am and i can't sleep despite the mass amounts of ganja i smoked tonight. my throat infecton, i had planned on using this week to get a lot of recording time in since i'll be starting school again next week, but it looks like i'm fucked atleast till later in the week. everytime i breathe in it feels like there is a massive loogie way in the back of my throat that wont get out. females and how when you think you finally found a dope one they turn out to be a fucking psycho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 im pissed off about or hate the following: being in debt working not making enough money girls, and the lack there of in my life. or more like lack of one good one in my life thats worth two shits. being single bitches with kids / or that smoke girls who be fucking everyone BUT me girls you fuck, then take a break from, then wont let you fuck a few months later even though yall still cool / feeling one another. how i cant get along with others better/easier, i try but i just cant do it. the fact that i need to move far away to another state but my lack of energy to do so. tis all for now, bedtime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 my wireless router. shit keeps going on and off.. that's pretty annoying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 lol me 2 sarcasm, if you figure out how to fix that shit pm me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftover crack Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 When people spell it as your when you know it's supposed to be you're.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Being way too fucking early for work cause my car crapped out on New Year's Eve and I had to ask a friend for a ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 who the fuck still plays crazy taxi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Originally posted by BURLAP@Jan 3 2006, 04:36 AM my hemmoroids. Quoted post Word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Originally posted by leftover crack@Jan 3 2006, 12:09 PM When people spell it as your when you know it's supposed to be you're.... Quoted post wow rough life bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 no one else is sick of the damn snow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Originally posted by you enjoy myself@Jan 3 2006, 12:48 PM yeah vh1 does suck wicked bad these days. a network that is almost completely devoted to the "inside scoop" on how celebrities live their lives and what they name their kids, and washed up celebreties getting back on their feet is a far cry from being "all about the music." suck. Quoted post I was just about to say that I hate vh1 due to their devoting every minute of airtime to bullshit like "The Fabulous Life Of....". ITS AN HOUR LONG SHOW TELLING YOU HOW CELEBRITIES GET MONEY FOR DOING NOTHING AND PROCEED TO SPEND IT ALL ON THE MOST WASTEFUL, SELFISH GARBAGE EVER. Now, I sometimes ask myself "who the fucking hell actually watches this horseshit?". Then I remember that 98% of the people alive are incredibly stupid and eat crap like that up with a spoon. Fuck everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 i have a few things annoying the shit out of me. for one i have court on the 20th. which i decided i'm going to plea no contest. fuck the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 jewish people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 alot of things have been bothering me lately..but mainly being single is my reason for bickering all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 just kidding. "I can't beat the instructional levels on "Crazy Taxi."" ^i found this to be really funny though.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 waiting an hour and a half for this file to import. knowing that I'll be at work late tonight. all the people who have sent me invitations to join myspace. stop it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 My girl. My computer mysteriously powering down the last few nights. Lack of sex even though I have a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coco chanel Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 people christians parking tickets when they forget to give you a straw at the drive through cute chubby girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Im pissed off that after doing deadlifts today I feel like I have a large tumor growing inside the front right of my brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted January 3, 2006 Author Share Posted January 3, 2006 coco chanel reminded me of this: Women who look hot from the shoulder up. So that you think they're hot when they drive by. Then they get out of the car and they're heavy-set. I hate this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Originally posted by Future Droid@Jan 3 2006, 05:21 AM myspace cellphones rich people religious people police Quoted post amen. kill a holier than thou yuppie cop with a myspace on a cell phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 the fact that i AM always exhausted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURLAP Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 bothering me for most of my afternoon today: severe gas build up that feels like i may shart myself if i try to squeek it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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