T.T Boy Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 ok so my cousin mentions the new samuel l jackson movie is in post production phases. im like sweet hes the muthfuckin man. until i hear the movie is actually called SNAKES ON A PLANE! i figure hes joking. till i went and looked for myself. is hollywood just running out of ideas? or whats up with this? i mean i have to see this movie, so see mr jackson yell motherfucker on an airplane full of snakes. but who the fuck is this supposed to appeal to aside from people like me who just want to see actors catch lines? snakes on a motherfuckin plane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 oh man.... And I thought it could never get worse than this: Boa Vs. Python http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412523/ tag line: "After an overly ambitious businessman transports an 80-foot python to the United States, the beast escapes and starts to leave behind a trail of human victims. An FBI agent and a snake specialist come up with a plot to combat the creature by pitting it against a bioengineered, 70-foot boa constrictor. It's two great snakes that snake great together!" how about we fight the giant snake with..... another giant snake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 i saw that! well not really i was watching the tv guide channel seeing whats on tv when i saw this playing on the sci fi channel i immediately decided to go back to palying starfox 64 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antron Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Since Pulp Fiction circa 1994ish? Samuel L Jackson has done an average of 1 movie every three months. thats a lot in movie terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Jan 2 2006, 12:21 PM i immediately decided to go back to palying starfox 64 Quoted post I love that game and multiplayer Bond007 was good too. :rolleyes: <this emoticon best describes the current fad in hollywood movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 i got both those games at the house after the n64 i stopped upgrading my game systems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 WOW. Fucking WOW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 DAMN, i was hoping this had something to do with snake plisken, one of my heroes. oh well....crash n burn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 I'm camping out next week to be first in line to get tickets. In 2007. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 i thought he was dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Samuel L. Jackson threatened to leave if the name was changed, seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 ^ those are amazing! (with bacon!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 a real interview I found: Beaks: One of those films that you’re working on right now is… well, it’s called Pacific Air 121— Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man! Beaks: Exactly. Jackson: We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title. Beaks: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything! Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t. Beaks: And how are those snakes? Besides being on a plane? Jackson: Some of them are aggressive, some of them are cool. They’re interesting to watch, and interesting to interact with. It depends on what kind of snake it is. One day, it took, like, four guys to bring in this 350 lb. Burmese Python. We were all like, “Where’s that goin’?� And I watched an Albino Cobra strike airplane seats the other day. I watched it from another studio. It’s actually been a fun show. But we’re taking the name back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...akes+on+a+plane ^ hahaha... the urban dictionary definition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 2, 2006 Author Share Posted January 2, 2006 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/board/nest/27261118 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 there is an article in the last issue of wired about this.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 WHAT? I NEED SEVERAL JARS OF PCP FOR THIS SHIT. MERO DOGS GEED UP FROM DA FEEEEET UP.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardofzeus Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 and they wonder why movie theatre attendence has been steadily declining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 ^ scorpions on a powerline !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 WHAT CRAYONS IS TRYING TO SAY IS THAT NIGGAS MUSTA BEEN BIRTHED UNDER POWERLINES AND CAUGHT MAD GAMMA RAYS TO THE BRAINPIECE CUZ THEY MAKING UP ALL KINDA STUPID MOVIES AND THROWIN SAMUELEL IN EM FOR G POINTS. I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU HOLLYWOOD!!! MERO OKAY OKAY OKAY YALL CANT FUCK WIT ME NO WAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 mero the interpreter... that movie flyer and comic are fucking hilarious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 im making a snakes on a plane shirt. i wanna be the first to rock the bootleg merchandise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 too late! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 DAMNIT! oh well hollyood will come up with another atrocious mess of a film for me to make a shirt out of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Jan 2 2006, 06:34 PM WHAT CRAYONS IS TRYING TO SAY IS THAT NIGGAS MUSTA BEEN BIRTHED UNDER POWERLINES AND CAUGHT MAD GAMMA RAYS Quoted post Wait, Makros's name is "crayons"? ...and yeah, I think I might need some PCP for this one myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Viral marketing at it's best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methadone program Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 i thought snakes on planes was a new emo ensomble.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deformatron Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 this is great. its good to see that hollywood and the actors there in are accepting the fact that nearly everything they do is a bowl filled with my diarrhea, and are now pushing the limits of how boring/stupid/exploitative/base their films truly can be. case in point? stiflers got a younger brother and eugene levy becomes surprised by nudity 3, straight to video. anaconda, prepare to be usurped as the worst and most predictable movie ive ever seen that includes snakes or otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Originally posted by harvey wallbanger+Jan 2 2006, 06:38 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (harvey wallbanger - Jan 2 2006, 06:38 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-MEROJUANA@Jan 2 2006, 06:34 PM WHAT CRAYONS ISÂ TRYING TO SAY IS THAT NIGGAS MUSTA BEEN BIRTHED UNDER POWERLINES AND CAUGHT MAD GAMMA RAYS Quoted post Wait, Makros's name is "crayons"? ...and yeah, I think I might need some PCP for this one myself. Quoted post [/b] i was just thinking this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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