logik.one Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 you will have to excuse me, im kinda drunk and im finding it hard to conjigate and spell properly... moving on... Situation: so its new years, and i cooked all night till about 1:00 so my coworkers and I decided to get drunk so were all taking shots and stuff, you know just kicken it. it gets to about 2:30 and im just talking to one of the watress's lets just call her jane. jane is 26 blonde, good figure, huge tits, pretty face, this bitch is fine. the catch: she is married with 2 children. so were talking and out of no where shes like "you know, i find you very atractive." (which i really dont get, im an overweight, 5 o'clock shadow having, 6'6 creepy guy) so im like "ookkkaaayyyy" and im really surprised cause we are always bitching at each other. so we banter a little bit more back and forth and so on. and she tells me she is really scared that the owners are going to find out she got drunk in the resturaunt, she keeps going on and on about it and i keep telling her that i wont tell him. and shes like " no, you dont understand I would do ANYTHING for you if you dont tell him" and proceed to lean in and try to kiss me. I turned my head, and hugged her. so she keeps following me around all night, so we chill a while longer and she wispers to me, "follow me, i need to show you something in the office" and motions me towards the office. this shoot was so fucking tempting but i couldnt bring myself to give in to that shit. i mean i got a girl and she got a whole family thing. i guess im a good guy cause i didnt give in but GOD DAMN IT! sigh.... nice guys always finnish last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 you did the right thing but the right thing isnt fun! you coulda smashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 flicks of the waitress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logik.one Posted January 1, 2006 Author Share Posted January 1, 2006 not happening bro... i already feel like an asshole for divulging this information on the internet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Dont cheat on your girl. Why be with her if you are gonna fuck with other women? If you got a girl then you obviously didnt finish last. Now. That being said. Lets see where this thread goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Originally posted by WhiteOx@Jan 1 2006, 08:26 AM flicks of the waitress Quoted post im drunk and i agree, and if not just post some hot skank off the net and pretend its her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 edit. That's strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 yes flicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logik.one Posted January 1, 2006 Author Share Posted January 1, 2006 you do have a good point yuck. i love my girl and i wouldnt cheat. but when your drunk and this girl is throwing hersellf on me, its hard to be moral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 I've been in the situation plenty of times. It's not all good. I know. But you gotta look at it from the stand point also that she is married. Unless her shit is on the verge of collapse that shit makes her the even bigger cock sucker. Pun intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logik.one Posted January 1, 2006 Author Share Posted January 1, 2006 okay so this isnt her, but i found a picture of a drunk girl pissing herself that looks very similar: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 "Stay classy San Diego" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logik.one Posted January 1, 2006 Author Share Posted January 1, 2006 well i get to go to sleep with a clean conciense... yep... squeeky clean... good night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 I honestly think you did the right shit... if you love the girl your with it shouldnt even be a matter of you should of or shouldnt have... holla i dont care if that makes sense not or. do ya thing hollllur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Birch Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 it sux when your really drunk and horny but can't get it up...really sux...oh welll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 If you did smash, you have to think about what your work life with this broad might have ended up being like. Your girl could very well have found out, and gathering from what I get out of you, you seem like the type to me that would end up telling your girl anyway out of sheer guilt. I would say that you took the better route. Dude, I had a sexual relationship with a married chick for 5 months over this past spring summer and fall. It ended OK, but it wasnt really all good. Having some shit with a married broad is never really all good. I aint doing it again, more than once at least, and dont really reccomend it either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 i would of smashed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 married or not, don't get your honey where you get your money! i've learned that the hard way more than a few times! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 should let her lick your cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 story really sounds fake.... but yeah you did the right thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Prolly a good call really, this way at least there is no remorse. No cuckold status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Yeah, It sounds like she had some "head-check 1-2-1-2" issues. Those type of situations hardly ever turn out good. Especially if you got a girl and she's married. It always depends on your situation. I probably would've clowned you for not doing it 10 years ago, but, Now, I wouldn't have gave in either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 you did the right thing. good man. but if someone says to me, "i'll do anything". i'm going to make sure i take advantage of the situation. and knowing this woman has a job and a family, i would've simply said, "i want your entire paycheck." just imagine the look on her face had you said that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 ^^ classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 A) You should've banged the waitress. B) You passed up the whole waitress wanna bang bang fantasy! What is wrong with you?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Depends on the status of the girl you're with. If its casual then hit it, if your committed then I wouldn't have. It feels good to have ladies throw themselves at you, it definately is a mental boost. The last thing you need is some husband coming down to your work causing a scene which might get you terminated. :innocent: <this emoticon best describes the above statement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 she was all trouble..shes just looking for some new penix and you happened to be the guy she laid eyes on.if you did it im sure you would regret it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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