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haha. that teacher sounds bad ass.

pimpin' southern style. haha.

 

they don't call it the dirty south for nothin'...err....nanthin'

 

"can you tell us where the highschool girls hang out?"

 

 

 

so, my neighbor blew up his ex wifes house and did time for it.

his wife did time for shoplifting (although it was honourable shoplifting

so she could feed her kids...that's what she says anyhow). her son is doing time for being a crackhead and stealing shit. the daughter is a former prostitute dating her step uncle. the other daughter is a former stripper (gah! i don't know how, but she was). the brother of the wife (not the one dating the daughter) is a freak who got fucked up from heat stroke and having thosuands of ticks on him for several days. nice family, huh?

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California has some fucked up places, too.

 

I was on this one skatepark road trip, and after ten minutes at this one park in the middle of nowhere, one of the locals (Gummo?) said, "Either you're a bunch of faggots from Frisco or some of them plastic Hollywood buttfucker types I seen on MTV." Well, I guess THAT put us in our place.

 

We left that town pretty quickly, and took all our free product to another town that was a little more friendly.

 

Damn, Sunnydale...UGHHH. Grimey life. Potrero PJ's are bad, too.

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Here's one....

 

I was driving though a bit of a backwater part of Canada (yes, we have them too)

and someone had a big grey school bus (must have been a prison bus)

parked on the front lawn in front of a beaten up old farm house.

 

there was a spraypainted 'tattoos' sign on the side of the bus.

Someone had set up his own tattoo trailer on his front lawn.

probably for bikers.

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Originally posted by CACashRefund@Dec 29 2005, 05:43 AM

sunnydale is grimey but you gotta know the area cause theres some block where youre liable to get merked and the next block over its all gravy, though things arent so bad these days, shit was worse in the 90s

 

 

try going on a mission in hesperia... skinheads, meth heads abound

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Originally posted by MOOGLE?+Dec 29 2005, 03:34 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MOOGLE? - Dec 29 2005, 03:34 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-CACashRefund@Dec 29 2005, 05:43 AM

sunnydale is grimey but you gotta know the area cause theres some block where youre liable to get merked and the next block over its all gravy, though things arent so bad these days, shit was worse in the 90s

 

 

try going on a mission in hesperia... skinheads, meth heads abound

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i wouldnt even be there in the first place, i dont like the sound of it

 

really small town type shit

 

when the city hall is located on main st, that pretty much tells me that spot is way too cutty for me

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Originally posted by WhiteOx+Dec 28 2005, 01:10 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (WhiteOx - Dec 28 2005, 01:10 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-dumy@Dec 28 2005, 05:08 AM

haha..this nigga said arkansas

 

the last time I was there it was bad news..

 

cops trying to take a nigga down

 

can you lay off the gay lingo so i don't have to refer to my mtv dictionary everytime you make one of your irrating posts

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Originally posted by CACashRefund@Dec 28 2005, 09:43 PM

sunnydale is grimey but you gotta know the area cause theres some block where youre liable to get merked and the next block over its all gravy, though things arent so bad these days, shit was worse in the 90s

 

Geneva Towers....ahhh, the good old days.

 

Double Rock is still no good.

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yeah double rock is still pretty much business as usual

 

less than 10% of the population with 90% of the unsolved homocides in the city

 

murders in front of witnesses yet nobody saw thing

 

 

oh yeah

 

 

 

 

 

army st projects, valencia projects

 

theyre gone but theyre being rebuilt

 

"prettied up" if you will

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