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WhiteOx, December 26, 2005 in Channel Zero
a horrible dvd, which i am definitely going to regift
i usually like all my presents, but tomorrow is "secret santa" day so.... i'll report back in about 24 hours
this year i didnt get any lame gifts
oral sex from a midget
A Dell Printer
finding out im whiteox's dad...
my friend got this for my dog:
i'm pretty grateful to receive anything
i dont know about "shittiest"
but i got 23.5 fluid ounces of arizona green tea. its the shizbambizzle son.
does nothing count? I slept till 5 hating life and realizing i'll still live it...day after day
a 3 pack of off brand whitey tighteys
Nothing shitty. Not one single thing.
I got a horrible allergic reaction from some overpriced soap I bought for my girl at Anthropology, but I don't think that counts
/Ladies love that store
I got a lime green no-name polo shirt and leopard print "manties". I just traded the lime green shirt (which probably cost $5) for a $170 Tassimo coffee/ hot chocolate/ tea/ latte/ cappaccino machine. I'm blessed for knowing things.
a fucking poker set...i dont even play poker...and i got some gay ass dvds...black and white and full of old 60s shows...ima say it now....FUCK FLASH GORDON!
It is about giving kids.
No doubt Jackson, now that I'm older that's truly the best part
my cell phone fell in a puddle & i have no insurance on it & no $ to get another one... at least i didnt get arrested.
A headache from working on the computer all day, just to have it start doing even weirder shit than ever before.
I did find some good music last night. I'm sidetracked from Mixtrader....for now.
RE: BEEFEATER'S PICTURE
I WAS AT THE GYM ON CHRISTMAS EVE AND THIS GUY DROPPED A DUMBELL ON HIS FINGER AND CUT THE TIP OFF.
HE WAS SAYING, "OWWWW, OWWWWW, OWWWWWWW."
THEN I SAID," ARE YOU ALRIGHT?"
THEN HE SAID," I JUST CHOPPED THE TIP OFF MY FINGER OFF SERIOUSLY!" AND THEN HE STARED AT ME WAITING FOR ME TO SAY SOMETHING AND I JUST STARED AT HIM FOR LIKE 20 SECONDS. THEN HE WALKED OFF AND NO ONE ELSE EVEN ACKNOWLEDGED HIM AT ALL.
Worst gift was an outside thermometer.
I know how to look outside a window.
:love2: <this emoticon wishes everyone a seasons greetings
What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get for Christmas?
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