boogie hands Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 so im home for the holidays and my little brother and his girlfriend are vegan. my parents are vegetarians so i was somewhat prepared to get berated for my designer parka (read: filled with animal) and not eat steak for a few days but this is a whole new ball game. im the cook of the family so tonight my mission was to cook a vegan dinner. i thought using vegan "dairy" products may work and that i could just cook away knowing that the food would come out the same but mildly taste of ass.....i wish. the food actually didnt taste too bad but the consistancy was shit (soy is not cheese...i dont care how yellow you make it) and now im blowing ass like im in a contest. awesome....now i truly understand the rastafarian fart jokes my mom used to make. anyway....point being, i respect what you people do and your more than welcome to keep doing it but know this.....your are chaffing peoples nuts like you wouldnt even believe (and giving them wicked gas). from now on every meal vegans are invited to is a pot luck. merry christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Vegans are annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 fuck veganism animals are here for me, personally, to exploit and they taste soooooo damn good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 i have vegan friends..but i dont normally have dinner with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Originally posted by boogie hands@Dec 25 2005, 10:36 PM and now im blowing ass like im in a contest. merry christmas Quoted post ...Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 i like vegan food, but i really cant be fucked to limit my diet liek that, also i really cant afford to buy designer non gmo aminal product free food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Originally posted by ODS-1@Dec 26 2005, 03:39 AM Vegans are annoying. Quoted post yeah they can be. ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wire Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Originally posted by ODS-1@Dec 25 2005, 10:39 PM Vegans are annoying. Quoted post Only the ones that became vegan just so they could remind you of it at the opening and closing of every conversation.... dickwads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 i dont really know any vegans i dont associate with such lames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 A vegan christmas diner? That blows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krakatau Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Dec 25 2005, 10:43 PM i dont really know any vegans i dont associate with such lames Quoted post No doubt. My freshly removed animal hide clothing usualy drives them off. You have to wear the stuff in fresh off the carcass, tanning the hide first just ruins it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 tonight i ate a huge bowl of chili while watching the news with my dad. talk about a christmas dinner of champions. edit: there was meat in the chili. it was delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 I respect vegetarians but I think veganism is taking it a little too far. Honestly I really like my leather and eggs and half/half. Some meats, like ham and pork, I really could live without (bacon is pretty bomb though). On the other hand, veil is pure heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Oh yeah, I'm italian. Certain things like spaghetti and lasagna I just can't eat if they don't have meat. FUCK a vegetarian lasagna... sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 people forcing meat on you is real annoying too. i was the odd man out at this x mas dinner. i had salad. oh and a dinner roll. whoo hoo. thanks for the consideration assholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 people who are preachy about anything can die. i could care less what someone's eating habits are or if they're straight edge or what have you, but i HATE when people go on rants about how i should be like them. get the fuck out of here with that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 vegans are bitches, oh wait bitch is such a derogatory term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 All of you really give that much of a shit (no pun intended, but case in point) as to what people eat? The majority of you need to stick to shoving meat (be it a dick or a burger)or what ever else your "lifestyle" permits in your mouth's, as opposed to speaking about what other people should do with there's. Mr. Chup nailed it, keep your faggy diet, No matter what it may be out of other people's buisness. *Round of applause for Boogie Hands for trying it out, i apologize for the mudd butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 hahaha..boogie, dude.. consider it a lesson learned, next time, make a meatastic side dinner for yourself.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudebra1 Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Originally posted by High Priest@Dec 26 2005, 08:46 AM All of you really give that much of a shit (no pun intended, but case in point) as to what people eat? The majority of you need to stick to shoving meat (be it a dick or a burger)or what ever else your "lifestyle" permits in your mouth's, as opposed to speaking about what other people should do with there's. Mr. Chup nailed it, keep your faggy diet, No matter what it may be out of other people's buisness. *Round of applause for Boogie Hands for trying it out, i apologize for the mudd butt. Quoted post word. The only thing that bothers me is when you're on a date and a girl inconviences you with this shit. if she tells you ahead of time and gives you the prep time, fine. I had a girl over for dinner a few weeks ago. So, I was thinking nice and made roast duck. Turns out she's vegetarian.... nice surprise. So I had some damn good duck, and she ate a salad. The upside is that I had left overs for a couple days. Let's get serious here though... who doesn't give someone warning when they know someone is cooking dinner for them? do vegetarians/vegans know that not everyone chooses to disregard the food chain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 fuck that shit, takes way to much effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dyptheria Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Originally posted by dudebra1@Dec 26 2005, 09:18 AM Let's get serious here though... who doesn't give someone warning when they know someone is cooking dinner for them? do vegetarians/vegans know that not everyone chooses to disregard the food chain? Quoted post i don't eat meat, but i don't expect anyone to cook special for me. i'll show up, and eat just the salad without any problem. i generally hate discussing it with people. if you ask i'll g ive you a straight answer, but wont preach.. it's because all these preachy assholes, people have their mind made up. i'm not trying to convert anyone, unless of course they're interested. people that use vegan as their identity have a personality disorder and need to find something more interesting to define themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 I have two friends that are vegan. They brought chili to some deal I was at. I didn't realize that it was vegan chili until my second bowl. Amazed it tasted that good...but I'll never go vegan...ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 all vegans ive met have sunken eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted December 26, 2005 Author Share Posted December 26, 2005 Originally posted by BEEFEATER@Dec 26 2005, 03:28 AM vegans are bitches, oh wait bitch is such a derogatory term. Quoted post actually its cool....as long as you stick to using derogatory terms for for people that wont beat your ass for it....say faggots and bitches...then you wont run into any problems with niggers or spics when you end up bumping into them. keep it safe guys...... anyway....point made. everyone can resume trying to get under my skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Originally posted by Dyptheria+Dec 26 2005, 07:56 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dyptheria - Dec 26 2005, 07:56 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-dudebra1@Dec 26 2005, 09:18 AM Let's get serious here though... who doesn't give someone warning when they know someone is cooking dinner for them? do vegetarians/vegans know that not everyone chooses to disregard the food chain? Quoted post i don't eat meat, but i don't expect anyone to cook special for me. i'll show up, and eat just the salad without any problem. i generally hate discussing it with people. if you ask i'll g ive you a straight answer, but wont preach.. it's because all these preachy assholes, people have their mind made up. i'm not trying to convert anyone, unless of course they're interested. people that use vegan as their identity have a personality disorder and need to find something more interesting to define themselves. Quoted post [/b] i feel the same way. The only time i even mention being a vegetarian is when iw ant to go to buddhas delight in boston to get some fine vegetarian cuisine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 there is honestly no smell worse than a vegan fart. I went to a local vegan restaurant the other day...fast forward the next day, I am taking a shit and the smell is so bad that I honestly start choking on it. I was honestly amazed that a smell so vile and disgusting could come out of me, I just wish that there would have been someone else around for me to share it with. also never take a vegan with you on a long road trip, they know the power of stench thier asses hold and they will unleash it on you in the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILLY IS WILD Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 its always seemed like an attention thing to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUNBUNBIGGY Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 It all probably smells bad because its cleaning up all that shit thats stuck inside you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MELLOness Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 I respect animals and all, like if i seen a dude being abusive to some animal id stop that shit but i meen jesus wasnt vegetarian so i say it just wasnt ment to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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