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This reminds me of some shit I saw on "Roseanne" back in the day.

 

Dan catches DJ jacking off, and tells him, "You know what? It's okay, everybody does it."

 

DJ says, "So how often do you do it, Dad?"

 

Dan says, "That's the thing, though. Everybody does it, but NOBODY talks about it."

 

(Damn. If I was married to Roseanne, even on television, I wouldn't NEED to tell anybody how much I jerked off. They can figure it out on their own.)

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Originally posted by Gigantic Jug+Dec 25 2005, 07:53 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Gigantic Jug - Dec 25 2005, 07:53 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Mr.BloodSpit@Dec 25 2005, 03:53 AM

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That's voluptuous.

And not for nothing I'd hit that.

But I got my wife's double d's already.

Double TRUE!

 

 

wtf.. the chick on the right is fat fool.. dang.

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Not by the size of her arms.

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Originally posted by mr.yuck+Dec 25 2005, 01:37 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mr.yuck - Dec 25 2005, 01:37 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Gigantic Jug@Dec 25 2005, 07:53 AM

<!--QuoteBegin-Mr.BloodSpit@Dec 25 2005, 03:53 AM

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That's voluptuous.

And not for nothing I'd hit that.

But I got my wife's double d's already.

Double TRUE!

 

 

wtf.. the chick on the right is fat fool.. dang.

 

 

Not by the size of her arms.

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Very Observant. Get Mero in on this one, put the Mr. Pibb and Red Vines down and check this one out dog.

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Mero... post more, I need to have the difference made very clear.... haha, kidding....

 

But yeah, I've done it with a girl that was lower than my normal standards, and it was

because of stupid alcohol... oh well, you live and learn, she said I was the best fuck she ever had...

 

I should've said, "I know I'm the best fuck you've ever had.... FOR A FAT GIRL!!!"

 

Hahaha... fat girls, their pussies.... they get so juicy... goodness, but they ain't so great

to look at.

 

My friend has this saying it's like, "There's two kinds of girls, lights on and lights off."

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Originally posted by Milton@Dec 25 2005, 10:38 PM

Thick girls that carry themselves well are fine. Skinny girls are also fine. Women that have to tell you that they're "voluptuous" are not.

Quoted for truth. The voluptuous ones are self concious, thinking all the time "Im fat", when they are not really fat, just thick. The ones in the next bracket up from that are one step away from being actually fat and are in denial telling people "I'm voloptuous".

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my thread alive at 5am.. word...

 

 

I went by that girls house a liitle while ago and we got into a fight about jesus and god and how about i'm an atheistic scumbag druggy scumbag who cares about nothing and how I created a thread about her on 12oz and that was all above her head, yet I'm home, 5am drinkin beer waitin for the gas station to start sellin again... theres your god cunt...

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i dont think fat is unattractive just because of the way people look from being overweight, i think it's unattractive because what it says about the person.. either they have no self-control with eating, no discipline to keep themselves in shape, they dont care about their health, or they're ignorant enough not to know....

 

at the same time, it's just a matter of preference.

 

i could see being disgusted with sex if it was a really bad experience, or if you find out the person you had sex with wasnt who they claimed to be (ie a transexual, a pathological liar)..

 

you at least consented to have sex with this girl knowing that you thought she was "fat" before the act occured. you were obviously attracted to her enough to have sex with her. she obviously turned you on somehow... i think you're just upset cuz you're attracted to someone who doesn't fit your (or other peoples) typical standard of beauty. don't be scurred.

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I was talkin to this girl here. She was pretty good lookin. Well somewhere along the way she decided that it would be best for her to stay with her husband. Thats no problem for me. But instead of just letting things die she pawned me off on her fat ugly friend. I now have golgore the humpback wildebeast calling my house talkin nasty to me. Golgore told me she got my number from pretty girl and said pretty girl said i wouldnt mind.

 

I think in turn im gonna give her number to some guy that sexually assaulted her and tell her i didnt think she would mind.

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Originally posted by dead sentiment@Dec 26 2005, 01:07 PM

 

you at least consented to have sex with this girl knowing that you thought she was "fat" before the act occured. you were obviously attracted to her enough to have sex with her. she obviously turned you on somehow... i think you're just upset cuz you're attracted to someone who doesn't fit your (or other peoples) typical standard of beauty. don't be scurred.

 

 

haha..man, you'd be suprised what some jack and a hummer can do..

 

 

just saying, I've definitely fucked with some girls drunk that I wouldn't touch sober..it just took some social lube (alcohol) and a little prompting from the girl (you know what I mean) and you're off and running...dudes are fucked up..

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