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John Birch

so I fucked a fat girl the other night

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i remember seeing fat porn ads in mags that said 'pick a fold and fuck it'..

porn mags are a trove of hilarity

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no, not nasty fat like cottage cheese looking, more voluputous I guess... it just turned me off.. I feel mad dirty, and mean cuz she knew I was only drunk and wouldn't talk to her otherwise...

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Guest Sparoism

By "fat", do you mean, "ugly"? There is a very clear difference between the two.

 

Fuck it, I won't lie...I'm from Oakland...I LIKE thick girls. Why would I want to date someone who has the same build as me, but with breasts on top? I did that once...I got used to it, but MAN, it was weird the first time we hooked up.

 

I mean, you can have a bowl of vanilla ice cream...but, I'll take the sundae with all the toppings. Is it because I'm black? No...

 

I'm still waiting for somebody to tell me that fake tits on a skinny girl is their idea of a good time...I call those girls "lollipops".

 

Dudes like that would fuck a Barbie doll, if they could.

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i fucked a fat girl once outta desperation and die-r need to get laid.

 

she wasnt super fat, but i definately wouldnt want to see her in public. she did have a cute face though and huge tits...

 

but yeah, i felt nasty the next day to...

 

i just wrote it off as "something i never experiened before" and had to try it once...

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Why are fat chicks like scooters?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They're fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hieght and weight would give us all of us an understanding on just how fat she is.

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Guest Sparoism

"36-24-36....only if she's five foot three."

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Originally posted by Sparoism@Dec 24 2005, 07:04 AM

"36-24-36....only if she's five foot three."

 

Indeed.

 

Skinny girls remind of small children. And I hate children. Kids should be fed to the lions. Skinny girls too.

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Guest im not witty

done it. its not that bad. get over it. skinny girls are no better.

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