Abracadabra Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 the weather's awesome outside. fuck this shit. i hate you tess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 you working for tess? let me tell you what I dislike about work..... thursday - 16 hours (ending at 3:am) friday - 10 hours (had to skip the christmas party) sunday - came in for 2 hours on sunday monday - 12 hours (ending at 2:00am) tuesday - 11 hours today..... will probably be 12 hours note: all times are straight and dont really include breaks. but I do get to drink beer, and I just laid on the couch and read part of the new Harper's magazine. and the big bonus.... Just got a 2k bonus into the RSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Hahahaha! trade the weather with all my drunkness and 4:46 AMness? Its on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 i should be sitting in a park with a slab of bogan & cokes getting shitfaced and kicking pigeons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 flying rats can eat my shit. I learned recently that sweden has pigeon snipers that go out with dogs everyday at 5am a clear the city from those stupid flying animals that move their head TOO much. I'd really like that to be my official profession. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 found new job at a market. Need to make a little dollars before fall semester. These mufckers want my weekend nights, drug tests, a physical, intense background check, full employment history...... to stack ufckin fruit. I can understand some serious pre-employment conditions to be a doctor or a dentist but a fruit stacker. come on man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wAndEreR Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 not even nine and im already tipsy..winter break is the shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 haha... fruit stacker! I'm going to have over 10K in the RSP before newyears. wheeee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 rsp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 yo i wish i was drunk right now too. fuck work. i finally actualy started working. im on the phones doing tech support and not sitting in training playing xbox. its still pretty easy but some shit is annoying/confusing. i need to get a damn routines down. 2 hours to go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 fill up your water bottle with vodka and begin bingeing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Dec 21 2005, 11:38 PM rsp? Quoted post Retirement Savings Plan. here you get a break on your taxes based on how much you put into an RSP each year. Plus the gov't can't touch the money untill you take it out. let me explain... my boss gave me 2G's into the RSP. If I was putting 2G's of my own money into savings, I'd really have to earn like $2500 before taxes to still have the 2000. plus if you take the cash out of your RSP towards buying property, they dont tax you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldmilkcup Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Well, I got sent home early. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by RumPuncher+Dec 22 2005, 02:16 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RumPuncher - Dec 22 2005, 02:16 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Mr. ABC@Dec 21 2005, 11:38 PM rsp? Quoted post Retirement Savings Plan. here you get a break on your taxes based on how much you put into an RSP each year. Plus the gov't can't touch the money untill you take it out. let me explain... my boss gave me 2G's into the RSP. If I was putting 2G's of my own money into savings, I'd really have to earn like $2500 before taxes to still have the 2000. plus if you take the cash out of your RSP towards buying property, they dont tax you. Quoted post [/b] aahhhh, gotcha. over here it's called superannuation. i have no idea how much i've got in there. nowhere near 10g's though. fuck it, i don't plan on living that long anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 what about your children? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 what.... I could live though 10g's in a matter of months. ^ double RIP on that flick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by rental@Dec 22 2005, 02:31 PM what about your children? Quoted post what about em? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 they wont get anything to survive on? get a life insurance plan, man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 man, screw that. they can fend for themselves. but i'll tell them they have a huge inheritance coming so that they look after me in my old age....then when i croke.....zilch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Brilliant. The ultimate revenge for them being bad as kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 trains arent running.. im not drinking.. starting to get cabin fever.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I wish I had a huge stack of flap jacks right now...I've had this week off....I'm bored and it's way to cold to paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 jack and coke are my buddys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I wish the donut shop didn't dump bleach all over their discarded donuts and bagels tonight...because now I have nothing to eat for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666@Dec 22 2005, 05:24 PM I wish the donut shop didn't dump bleach all over their discarded donuts and bagels tonight...because now I have nothing to eat for breakfast. Quoted post man, what a prick of a thing to do. i'll send you a box of cereal by fedex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 im watysed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuck muni Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 my job is real easy. the other day i sat on my ass playing Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 on my old school sega genesis for 3 hours straight.....it was wonderful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KETA Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I love my job. Dont do anything and collect a check every two weeks. Unemployment till June!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I was just informed that there's no work tomorrow. Beachstyles it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 me and JD at the J O B tomorrow see. its camoflauge so i can hide it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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