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i wish i was drunk right now

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you working for tess?

 

 

 

let me tell you what I dislike about work.....

 

 

thursday - 16 hours (ending at 3:am)

friday - 10 hours (had to skip the christmas party)

sunday - came in for 2 hours on sunday

monday - 12 hours (ending at 2:00am)

tuesday - 11 hours

today..... will probably be 12 hours

 

note: all times are straight and dont really include breaks.

but I do get to drink beer, and I just laid on the couch and

read part of the new Harper's magazine.

 

and the big bonus.... Just got a 2k bonus into the RSP.

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Hahahaha! trade the weather with all my drunkness and 4:46 AMness? Its on

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flying rats can eat my shit. I learned recently that sweden has pigeon snipers that go out with dogs everyday at 5am a clear the city from those stupid flying animals that move their head TOO much. I'd really like that to be my official profession.

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found new job at a market. Need to make a little dollars before fall semester. These mufckers want my weekend nights, drug tests, a physical, intense background check, full employment history...... to stack ufckin fruit. I can understand some serious pre-employment conditions to be a doctor or a dentist but a fruit stacker. come on man

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yo i wish i was drunk right now too. fuck work. i finally actualy started working. im on the phones doing tech support and not sitting in training playing xbox. its still pretty easy but some shit is annoying/confusing. i need to get a damn routines down. 2 hours to go!

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Dec 21 2005, 11:38 PM

rsp?

 

 

Retirement Savings Plan.

 

 

here you get a break on your taxes based on how much you put into an RSP each year.

Plus the gov't can't touch the money untill you take it out. let me explain...

 

my boss gave me 2G's into the RSP. If I was putting 2G's of my own money into savings,

I'd really have to earn like $2500 before taxes to still have the 2000.

 

plus if you take the cash out of your RSP towards buying property, they dont tax you.

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Originally posted by RumPuncher+Dec 22 2005, 02:16 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RumPuncher - Dec 22 2005, 02:16 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Mr. ABC@Dec 21 2005, 11:38 PM

rsp?

 

 

Retirement Savings Plan.

 

 

here you get a break on your taxes based on how much you put into an RSP each year.

Plus the gov't can't touch the money untill you take it out. let me explain...

 

my boss gave me 2G's into the RSP. If I was putting 2G's of my own money into savings,

I'd really have to earn like $2500 before taxes to still have the 2000.

 

plus if you take the cash out of your RSP towards buying property, they dont tax you.

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aahhhh, gotcha. over here it's called superannuation. i have no idea how much i've got in there. nowhere near 10g's though. fuck it, i don't plan on living that long anyway

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man, screw that. they can fend for themselves. but i'll tell them they have a huge inheritance coming so that they look after me in my old age....then when i croke.....zilch.

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I wish the donut shop didn't dump bleach all over their discarded donuts and bagels tonight...because now I have nothing to eat for breakfast.

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Originally posted by Kr430n5_666@Dec 22 2005, 05:24 PM

I wish the donut shop didn't dump bleach all over their discarded donuts and bagels tonight...because now I have nothing to eat for breakfast.

 

man, what a prick of a thing to do. i'll send you a box of cereal by fedex

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