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Flicks from your phone thread

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Ok, abc made one of these some time ago but i guess its time for a new one. Or it is from me since i upgraded into a new phone with 2 mp camera so i had to download the flicks from the old one to my pc. Keep em coming.

 

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Summer junkie

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My satanic km's

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one kiwi, a bird and a fish

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Summer bum

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Fuckin white stripes

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Perveract doesnt sleep.

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Notorious P.M.B. and wifey...globetrotting

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great, so instead of bumping my thread so i didn't have to find my photos all over again, you start a new one. awesome. i'll be back....

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If you're gonna take offence to it, i'll go puke out the 6 whiskeys i had, sober up and start using the search machine...but dude, dont put me through this.

Plus, new thread means new flicks

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not taking offence, i just didn't want to have to track down my cameraphone flicks. but i did anyway. here's the old thread for anyone that wants to see it. here's a couple flicks of mine. i'll see if i have any new ones worth posting

 

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Ive got pictures of the inside of my mouth also on my phone and pics of the inside of my nose. I love the flash feature.

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Watch out... I've got a giant amount of photos.

 

 

 

Some are cropped from the originals.

 

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That dog was scared as all hell and shaking.

Here's the story behind it.

 

I had to get into that car to move it, seeing as how it was parked in front of mine. (This is typical in a parking garage in Philly).

The parking attendent opened the door and saw this little dog. He thought it was going to attack him so he asked ME to move the car.

Pussy.

So, I hop in and the dag was nervous and jumped in the back seat.

I eventually moved the car and all was fine, but it's funny I had to do someone else's job.

Also, that dog was locked in this persons Jeep in the summer with the fucking windows rolled up. What kind of an asshole does that?

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Hahaha, a parking garage in philly? Heres a story from the streets of Athens. I walk to my car and theres another car double parked infront. Inside, theres an 80 year old dude in the passenger seat.

We start talking.

-Hey grandpa, can you move the car a little so i can go to work?

-uuuh?! my son is out paying some bills, he'll be right back.

-pops i'm in a hurry here

-I cant drive son

-Do you mind if i drive you and the car a bit forward

- YOU CAN?!

-sure thing.

i get in the car, next to grandpa and i go a little forward to unblock my car, at this time another car comes fast behind us, so i realise i have to do the block to return back so i can doublepark pops next to the car behind me

- We'll have to do the block to get back to where we were.

- If you can drive well enough, fine by me.

I do the block and when i return i see the son searching for his car and his dad, dude turns his head around and goes

- WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKING MY DAD DUDE!!?!?!?

i'm like, great and the grandpa starts laughing his ass off in the most retarted way..

 

Most hilarious prework morning ever

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Hahaha, that looks like the kind of dog that's all nervous and shaking scared until you come within 6 inches of it's face. Then it turns into a fucking mini hand murder machine.

 

Those pics are pretty damn good for a phone cam.

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Hahahaha, Tesser, that shit is hilarious.

 

Mams, that dog was way too scared to do anything.

But I know what you mean. The parking attendent was this huge black dude too. He wanted nothing to do with moving that car.

 

That whole day was fucking weird, after getting my car out and on my way home I was on the interstate and I saw something truly amazing and yet scary.

I'm blasting up 95N at 70 in a 45 (so was everyone else), in the left lane. There was a pickup truck one lane over and three car lengths ahead of me carrying something in the rear truck bed.

A minute later it LOSES their rear cargo.

What was it?

 

A FUCKING WOODEN DESK!

 

Dude didn't even look behind him as it shatters into pieces, THEN peices fly up and nearly smack into a car in the lane next to me!

 

Had I, or anyone, been in that middle lane and one car length behind this asshole.

Dead.

Fucking dead.

Because some shmuck didn't correctly strap down his desk properly.

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Man, I used to have this little rat terrier type dog.... and his name was Elvis... anyhow, Alot of times these older black guys would play basketball in my apartments... and my dog would chase them and they'd scream like the biggest sissy's I've ever seen. Over a little dog that could be punted 2 football fields.

 

 

Oh, and people carrying shit in the backs of trucks is stupid unless they TIE it down... I see people doing stupid shit all the time. I live down the street from some of the largest salvage yards in DFW, so I see people all the time with their shocks all bottomed out in an early 80s pickup all fucked up and rusty.... and shit piled up in the back.... not tied down.... on the highway with their yeild lights on, fuckin idiots.

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I saw some dipshit in a minivan lose a mattress on the highway because it wasn't tied down properly.

 

as far as phone pics go...I think everyone has at least one concert shot.

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Originally posted by SteveAustin@Dec 22 2005, 09:54 AM

I saw some dipshit in a minivan lose a mattress on the highway because it wasn't tied down properly.

 

as far as phone pics go...I think everyone has at least one concert shot.

 

I dont. That last one is the NCAA Wrestling Finals

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