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I'm watching cribs right now. There are 8 million reasons (besides their shitty music) that they are lame.

 

1) They are drinking fucking mimosas.

2) They all live in the same house like some knock-off fratboys.

3) Their friends look like losers.

4) Their girlfriends are average at best.

5) The dude looks like a wannabe Napoleon Dynomite.

6) They have some fruity "asian" wallpaper.

 

They're fucking lame.

 

Say Word!

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i always wanted to own a bunch of housing projects and change the legal names into their street names..

 

so i can be all "why yes..how did you know? i am the owner of little africa and little cuba!" as i take sip of a dry bourbon with my pinky up at a socialite club for uber rich folks..

 

aah that would be the life..

 

 

i'd make my shit 5 stories underground with a beat ass shack at the top for an entrance but it'd really be a escalator. in the middle of a ghetto ass field ......

 

 

i'd put a bowling alley ,three different wrestling rings for strippers..jello,chocolate, and pepto bismal, a full sized theatre, a narwhale tank, a trapeze, another room for strippers and filming porno,a film editing room, a room for all my paint...naw fuck that a factory for making paint and custom tips, a room full of various weapons, an ammo room, a video game hall, a big ass fish tank full of pirhanas,....uhm..uh and so much more..

 

and fuck a car i'd have the city put a bustop by the shit

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Originally posted by MOOGLE?@Dec 21 2005, 12:39 AM

i always wanted to own a bunch of housing projects and change the legal names into their street names..

 

so i can be all "why yes..how did you know? i am the owner of little africa and little cuba!" as i take sip of a dry bourbon with my pinky up at a socialite club for uber rich folks..

 

aah that would be the life..

 

 

i'd make my shit 5 stories underground with a beat ass shack at the top for an entrance but it'd really be a escalator. in the middle of a ghetto ass field ......

 

 

i'd put a bowling alley ,three different wrestling rings for strippers..jello,chocolate, and pepto bismal, a full sized theatre, a narwhale tank, a trapeze, another room for strippers and filming porno,a film editing room, a room for all my paint...naw fuck that a factory for making paint and custom tips, a room full of various weapons, an ammo room, a video game hall, a big ass fish tank full of pirhanas,....uhm..uh and so much more..

 

and fuck a car i'd have the city put a bustop by the shit

 

I just need to get some hyperspace technology (Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy) or a glass elevator ala Willy Wonka and I'll be your next door neighbor.

 

I'd want to get Deep Blue for server/computing purposes and some PROPER ventilation (a dozen Kelvinator air cycling systems?) so I could build walls and paint my ass off. Fuck fame. I just wanna LOOK at that shit!

 

Oh, and some Oompa Loompas. Why not?

 

And, I'd print up some Golden Tickets every year so random people could come see the spectacle I created. My friends would be welcome...they just gotta call first, of course.

 

I gotta have that X-ray security screen from "Total Recall", too. For all the haters.

 

Beyond that, I don't think I'd need much more than what I've got right now.

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a polish butler named tyrone brown.

 

and a dojo like the one in the matrix.. then i'll be set..

 

 

 

 

 

 

damn i'm a coffe lightweight... two cups and i'm up all damn day and night..

 

 

oh yea...

 

 

and an army of giant mecha remote controlled by 12 year old korean counterstrike players...

 

gotta have that..

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I'll let you use Deep Blue to play Counterstrike if I can get some custom colors made...you can come by and paint, too.

 

Bring the butler...he can hang with the Oompa Loompas.

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I just quit my job today, so I have time to kill tonight....not that it matters one way or the other. So, I'm drinking wine, DLing some tunes, watching the X-files, and pipe-dreaming here....all at once.

 

And, my new jobby-job doesn't start till next Tuesday...my birthday.

 

Oh, the irony.

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even more ironic is my birthday is today and my 90 probation period would have ended today...if i still worked at my job...

 

swear i shoulda stole shit if i'd known i was gonna get fired..

but the good news is i'll be making toilet parts after new years fo 20 an hour...thanks for plan b's

 

 

 

yea i'm down i'll bring over my portable micro brewery and rent the laker girls to reenact the last dragon and the green mile....

 

we play gunstar heroes sped up x5 on the deep blue and we got a deal..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

just finished 57 chapters of full metal alchemist tonight..its gotta be one of the most fucked up endings ever....

chinese is a bitch to read at 4 in the morning also..

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Originally posted by MOOGLE?@Dec 21 2005, 02:43 AM

even more ironic is my birthday is today and my 90 probation period would have ended today...if i still worked at my job...

 

swear i shoulda stole shit if i'd known i was gonna get fired..

but the good news is i'll be making toilet parts after new years fo 20 an hour...thanks for plan b's

 

 

 

yea i'm down i'll bring over my portable micro brewery and rent the laker girls to reenact the last dragon and the green mile....

 

we play gunstar heroes sped up x5 on the deep blue and we got a deal..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

just finished 57 chapters of full metal alchemist tonight..its gotta be one of the most fucked up endings ever....

chinese is a bitch to read at 4 in the morning also..

Damn, you too? I just kicked my job to the curb yesterday. They tried to tellme I was fired, but I had a resignation letter ready with yesterday's date...the day I found my new job, ha ha ha.

 

I start next week, Tuesday, on MY birthday. Oh...happy birthday, by the way.

 

Coincidence abounds on the ol' 12 Oz. Gossip.

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I am not a fan of them personally but i saw a live dvd of them they are really good amazing harmonies live and the lead singer is actually the lead guitarist too and he is pretty damn good. all in all i have been made a fan of maroon 5 from their live performance.

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they are good at what they do..but its not my style of music.

 

but if i had that money you bet i would buy a huge house and let my friends stay there.

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If he sings AND plays lead simutaneously, then that's impressive. Otherwise, I can think of a lot of power trios that did the same thing.

 

I've never heard these guys, BTW. I avoid all new music by white people, as a rule. Make that virtually ALL new music...I'm listening to a disco track from 1978 right now that would make most of these kooks pimping shitty dance music on the radio cry like little girls.

 

Yes, I am a music snob...it's hereditary.

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Originally posted by MOOGLE?@Dec 21 2005, 02:39 AM

i'd put a bowling alley ,three different wrestling rings for strippers..jello,chocolate, and pepto bismal, a full sized theatre, a narwhale tank, a trapeze, another room for strippers and filming porno,a film editing room, a room for all my paint...naw fuck that a factory for making paint and custom tips, a room full of various weapons, an ammo room, a video game hall, a big ass fish tank full of pirhanas,....uhm..uh and so much more..

 

perhaps, maybe...a shark....with a laser on its head?

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Originally posted by Sparoism@Dec 21 2005, 05:54 AM

I just quit my job today, so I have time to kill tonight....not that it matters one way or the other. So, I'm drinking wine, DLing some tunes, watching the X-files, and pipe-dreaming here....all at once.

 

And, my new jobby-job doesn't start till next Tuesday...my birthday.

 

Oh, the irony.

 

 

sounds lilke me, except i don't know if i am getting a job offer for the interview i went on monday, and my b-day isn't untill march.

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