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iloveboxcars

jesus was born and so i get presents,

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Jesus Christ had dreads so shake 'em,

I aint gone none but im planning on growing some.

Imagine all the Hebrews going dumb,

Dancing on top of chariots and turning tight ones...

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wish that shit was for real. i bet its fake. that shit is still funny as fuck though. id just sell that shit on ebay. fuck teaching my kid a lesson with some charcoal, id set up the xbox, school him on some halo, and them punch him in the fucking mouth.

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i don tknow if its just me but did anyone ever think that maybe mary actually did get knocked up and ddint want to be stoned to death so she and/or her homeboy that hit thought of this elaborate scheme to keep her dignity, and sure as shit, none other than jesus appears? maybe im wrong, maybe im going to hell, whatever. i hate christmas, not because its a religious holiday, mainly becasue of what america has made it. a money making whore machine. sorry ya'll im drunk. if your cristchan, extra sorry. love.

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