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Guest Sparoism
Originally posted by Weapon X@Dec 20 2005, 09:47 PM

A NEW PHONE THAT COSTS OVER A GRAND. ONE OF THE FEATURES? RINGTONES MADE BY AWARD WINNING COMPOSER RYUICHI SAKAMOTO.

 

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I REALLY WANT THIS PHONE! Stainless steel exterior is sick. But, man, $1250 Canadian? shit!

Nokia kills it...I have a 6255i, $250 and the damn thing is TIGHT...but a grand? I know who Ryuichi Sakamoto is, too....but, again...A GRAND?

 

That is a beautiful phone, though.

 

Why not ten grand for a solid gold phone? The 50 Cent model.

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Guest MR BOJANGLES
Originally posted by Weapon X@Dec 21 2005, 12:47 AM

A NEW PHONE THAT COSTS OVER A GRAND.  ONE OF THE FEATURES?  RINGTONES MADE BY AWARD WINNING COMPOSER RYUICHI SAKAMOTO.

 

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I REALLY WANT THIS PHONE!  Stainless steel exterior is sick.  But, man, $1250 Canadian?  shit!

$1250 Canadian. What's that, like $37 dollars U.S.? I'll pick one or two up for you broham! :clown2:

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AND I HAVE 3 MP3 RINGTONES, I HAVE THE STONES, BEAST OF BURDEN, JOHNNY CASH, FOLSOM PRISON BLUES AND DISTURBED, A WELCOME BURDEN... BUT I ALWAYS HAVE IT ON SILENT. FUCK VIBRATE, I JUST DON'T LIKE TO ANSWER MY FUCKING PHONE. IF IT'S IMPORTANT LEAVE ME A MESSAGE, IF I WANT TO TALK TO YOU I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

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Deto,

I used to have a cell but then too many people called me so I cut all cell ties. I also hated answering the thing.

Now I have an answering machine at home and that's it. Anyone that calls is forced to leave a message, and I'll call them back when its convenient for me. I hate phones.

 

I like when people call and they know I'm probably home so they go into this "pick it up pick it up" jungle. I was saving all those messages for a while and wanted to make some kinda "pick it up" answering machine messages remix

 

:hatred: <this emoticon best describes a person who uses a cellphone at a gas station without proper grounding and static charges you could go up in flames.

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I had a friend that had prerecorded his own voice as a ringtone.

"answer your phone" was the default but he recorded a few.

It was still annoying after driving around with him for an afternoon.

"Help I'm stuck in this guys pocket" was the funniest ringtone he did.

Still gay after 2 rings.

 

 

:clown3: <this emoticon will guide the sleigh but never get to play any games.

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When you are trying to get hold of someone who doesn't have a phone, or it is on silent in their bag, or they're dumb and leave it at home regularly, it is fucking annoying. You are trying to phone them to say "Im going to be late" or "where the fuck are you late boy?" or "quick get out of the city, its gonna blow!", and all you get is the answer phone, or the sound of the inside of their bag. You just want to cll them a chump. Mobile phones are so useful for getting hold of people, and mine is always on and always with me so I can be got hold of, if I don't want to I can switch it off. But I like being in the knowlege that I am easily reachable.

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my phone plays the theme song from fraggle rock...don't hate.

 

For a little while I had this ringtone of a friend of mine saying "I LOVE RAUNCHY FARTS!!!!!"...shit was funny when we were paitning a wall and on the verge of heat stroke, wasn't funny when I was trying to be all smooth and intellectual trying to hit on a girl and my pocket says "I love raunchy farts"...that one got changed with the quickness after that.

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Originally posted by Jackson@Dec 22 2005, 06:47 AM

When you are trying to get hold of someone who doesn't have a phone, or it is on silent in their bag, or they're dumb and leave it at home regularly, it is fucking annoying. You are trying to phone them to say "Im going to be late" or "where the fuck are you late boy?" or "quick get out of the city, its gonna blow!", and all you get is the answer phone, or the sound of the inside of their bag. You just want to cll them a chump. Mobile phones are so useful for getting hold of people, and mine is always on and always with me so I can be got hold of, if I don't want to I can switch it off. But I like being in the knowlege that I am easily reachable.

 

Word, i mean if you're not gonna use it, you might aswell never buy it in the first place.

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Why do people insist on walking down the street with their cell out blasting their mp3 ringtone just so they can listen to that shit? It's called get a fucking iPod or something stupid fuck, because the shit your doing right now sounds like shit, and I dont want to fucking hear that garbage. Fuck off.

 

 

Although, I have the Beverly Hills 90210 ringtone (not mp3......), sometimes I'll just blast that shit to listen to it, but I mean.... cmon.... it's fucking 90210.

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Originally posted by dobsilla+Dec 20 2005, 10:56 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dobsilla - Dec 20 2005, 10:56 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Mr. ABC@Dec 21 2005, 02:51 AM

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man i hate those fucking commercials. i pass out with the tv on a lot and that thing would wake me up making that damn motorcycle noise.

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ding ding ding da ding ding :haha: weirdest european song in a while

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hong kong is on another fucking level with this shit, you guys have no idea.

 

most people don't own cars, because it's like having a car in nyc. chinese culture doesn't really do, "house parties", or inviting people over to your home much.

 

therefore, people that feel the need to show off their money, don't have houses are cars to do it with.

 

this results in mobile phone insanity. lot of people trade in their phones to get the newest ill shit every few months.

 

it's so fucking gay.

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My ringtone was "Smack My Bitch Up" for a while.

 

One day, in class it rang. The sucky thing is that if I lose service, it will keep ringing until i get service again. So I couldn't stop it. A little bit embarassing.

 

 

I want "Can't Touch This," specifically the part that has all the poeple in the background saying "hey." I guess it would be called a little bit of a musical interlude.

 

 

 

-fuse.

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B4 MOBILES

 

 

 

89' OR SOME SHIT

 

 

 

 

"HI, HELLO, IS 'XXXX' THERE?

 

"NO"

 

"WHERE IS HE?"

 

 

"I DUNNO,I THINK HE WENT OUT TO GET SMOKES"

 

 

"YEEAH?, TELL HIM I'LL MEET HIM AT "THAT CORNER"

AT 1.00"

 

"WELL IF I SEE HIM I WILL"

 

"OK, THANKS MRS. 'XXXX"

 

 

SUB THOUGHT: ' I WANNA JAM MY COCK IN YOUR ASS' MRS 'XXXX'

 

 

3 HOURS LATER, AT SAID CORNER.

 

 

WHATS UP DUDE?,

I CALLED YOR PLACE, BUT YOUR MOM SAID YOU WENT OUT.

 

 

"YEAH, NEEDED SOME SMOKES"

 

"COOL, GIMME A LIGHT MAN"

 

 

 

 

 

*edit for confidence purposes

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