MEROJUANA Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by Sparoism+Dec 21 2005, 03:23 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Sparoism - Dec 21 2005, 03:23 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-MEROJUANA@Dec 21 2005, 12:13 PM YEAH RACKING FOOD IS UDD EASY, BUT THE STORE UP THE BLOCK SHUTS DOWN INTO WINDOW MODE AFTER 11 CUZ THEY GOT STUCK UP SO MANY TIMES. SO WHAT IMA DO? GO TO THE ARAB THAT ALWAYS GIVES ME FREE PHILLIES AND TELL HIM TO MAKE ME A SANDWICH AND THEN RUN AWAY? I HAVE EATEN SINCE MY LAST POST THOUGH, THIS NIGGA OWED ME 20 DOLLARS SO I LIT UP A DIZZLE AND WENT TO MCDONALDS, I DID THE RIGHT THING, THEN SOME CHICK HIT ME ON THE CHIZZIRP OUTTA NOWHERE ASKING TO CHILL AND THEN HER BOYFRIEND HIT ME UP LIKE 20 MINUTES LATER LIKE "YO THIS MERO?" AND IM LIKE "YEAH YEAH IONO, MAYBE, WHO DIS?" HE'S LIKE "YO DONT WORRY BUT DONT FUCK AROUND WITH MY WIFEY" IM LIKE "NIGGA SHE GAVE ME THE NUMBER, YOU MAD?" THEN I MODED THE NIGGA FOR 15 MINUTES WHILE I LAUGHED AND SMOKED MY L WITH MY NIGGA. MERO! N.S. FREE RARA! Quoted post Perfect. If he holds it down tight, why is she out with you, anyways? Unless she's a dog, and then that's between them, not you and them. Quoted post [/b] BASICALLY, THIS CHICK IS SUPER BAD TOO, AND SHE DOESNT HAVE A REPUTATION AS A SLILLZ. I WAS BUGGIN BECAUSE SHE GOT MY NUMBER FROM A NIGGA I BARELY CHILL WITH, SO THATS GOTTA MEAN SHE'S HYPE. THEN SHE WENT ON FOR 5 MINUTES ABOUT HOW I LOOK LIKE WILL SMITH AND OF COURSE I FOLLOWED UP WITH "THAT DONT MEAN SHIT TO ME IF YOU THINK WILL SMITH IS AN UGLY NIGGA" AND SHE WAS LIKE "WILL SMITH IS GOOOORGEOUS!" SO IM IN THERE LIKE PARIS HILTON PANTIES IN HER VULVA. FIGADEELME? MERO MLBC HAZEL! BR!RARA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 This thing goes under the assumption that Chapelle would come up with sketch ideas in-between the time that they were aired. Of course, he filmed them all ahead of the season start like just about every other show on television. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 21, 2005 Author Share Posted December 21, 2005 ahaha..."like a pimp" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent@Dec 21 2005, 01:27 PM This all had something to do with Cosby's death, right? Quoted post this is a joke right? cosby ain't dead. he gets new blood daily like mr. burns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 yeah, its a joke..and old one at that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Originally posted by fermentor666@Dec 21 2005, 03:48 PM This thing goes under the assumption that Chapelle would come up with sketch ideas in-between the time that they were aired. Of course, he filmed them all ahead of the season start like just about every other show on television. Quoted post Nah, that shit would film from September to May, and start airing in January. Sometimes skits would air 2 weeks after they were filmed. And they would often be written just days before that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Harvey, The Channel Zero Gang want to hear some insider Chappelles Show stories.. spill it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Originally posted by harvey wallbanger+Dec 22 2005, 06:36 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (harvey wallbanger - Dec 22 2005, 06:36 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-fermentor666@Dec 21 2005, 03:48 PM This thing goes under the assumption that Chapelle would come up with sketch ideas in-between the time that they were aired. Of course, he filmed them all ahead of the season start like just about every other show on television. Quoted post Nah, that shit would film from September to May, and start airing in January. Sometimes skits would air 2 weeks after they were filmed. And they would often be written just days before that. Quoted post [/b] That still doesn't correspond with this guy's theory that Chappelle wrote and filmed sketches within the week between specific broadcasts, written solely because of this "dark crusader"-whatever bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 i want a dave chappelle, lonely island collabo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 I don't know how much I can spill really... I work freelance, and if I drop anything I shouldn't, it will hurt my chances of getting jobs from these people in the future. I'll try to hit you off with some shit a little later, though. I will say this-- the first two seasons, Dave was mad chill... he was just like any guy on set. He would come in in the morning, give everyone a pound, and shoot the shit about what you got into the night before or whatever. Third season, we came back and he was a changed man. He had a bus he would chill on until right before they needed him on camera, and then he would roll onto set, not talk to anyone, do his thing, and then bounce. You could tell he was under a lot of pressure, and that he wasn't having fun doing the show anymore. It was weird, and kind of sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Maybe, sometimes, the point of perpetuating a stereotype is so that the peoples associated with that stereotype will move away from it. Of course this only works for the more intelligent part of the population because dumb fucks will a) always fit into stereotypes as the stereotype is often modeled after what is considered to be the bottom of the barrel anyways b) think it's cool to follow and further perpetuate these stereotypes. Think about it though, stereotypes are modeled after the "bottom of the barrel" population. The type of people you see on Jerry Springer. Those are the stereotype people. As long as your ass doesn't belong on Jerry Springer, you shouldn't be offended by this shit. I know that I want to be as far removed from it as possible. But then again, I can only speak for myself. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta9 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 i believe this shit. fuck oprah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 Originally posted by CRAZY WEB SITE@Dec 32 2005, 08:51 PM and simply aiding Chappelle financially when his stand up work couldn't pay the bills during his lean early years. Quoted post This right here proves this is bullshit. Dave had comfortable years for a long time... so the conspiracy goes: Black stars make him > He makes show they don't like and feel betrayed > They threaten him ...take out the beggining and the site is invalidated Actor - filmography "Chappelle's Show" (2003) TV Series .... Host/Various Undercover Brother (2002) .... Conspiracy Brother Screwed (2000) .... Rusty P. Hayes Blue Streak (1999) .... Tulley ... aka Diamanten-Cop, Der (Germany) 200 Cigarettes (1999) .... Disco Cabbie You've Got Mail (1998) .... Kevin Jackson Woo (1998) .... Lenny Half Baked (1998) .... Thurgood Jenkins/Sir Smoke-a-lot The Real Blonde (1997) .... Zee Con Air (1997) .... Joe 'Pinball' Parker Bowl of Pork (1997) .... Black Forrest Gump Damn Whitey (1997) .... Dave Joe's Apartment (1996) .... Cockroach The Nutty Professor (1996) .... Reggie Warrington "Buddies" (1996) TV Series .... Dave Carlisle Getting In (1994) .... Ron ... aka Student Body Undercover Blues (1993) .... Ozzie Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) .... Ahchoo ... aka Sacré Robin des bois (France) Writer - filmography Block Party (2005) Dave Chappelle: For What It's Worth (2004) (TV) "Chappelle's Show" (2003) TV Series (writer) Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly (2000) (TV) Half Baked (1998) (written by) Damn Whitey (1997) The Dave Chappelle Project (1997) (TV) "The Dana Carvey Show" (1996) TV Series (writer) ... aka The Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show (USA) ... aka The Taco Bell Dana Carvey Show (USA) Producer - filmography Block Party (2005) (producer) Dave Chappelle: For What It's Worth (2004) (TV) (executive producer) "Chappelle's Show" (2003) TV Series (executive producer) Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly (2000) (TV) (executive producer) Half Baked (1998) (producer) (uncredited) The Dave Chappelle Project (1997) (TV) (executive producer) Himself - filmography Block Party (2005) .... Himself/Host Kanye West: College Dropout - Video Anthology (2005) (V) .... Himself (segment "Two Words") BET Comedy Awards (2004) (TV) .... Himself Dave Chappelle: For What It's Worth (2004) (TV) .... Himself Sex and the City: A Farewell (2004) (TV) .... Himself Comedy Central Presents: The Commies (2003) (TV) .... Himself Richard Pryor: I Ain't Dead Yet, #*%$#@!! (2003) (TV) .... Himself ... aka Richard Pryor: I Ain't Dead Yet, #*%$#@!! - Uncensored (USA: DVD title) The Mark Twain Prize: Lily Tomlin (2003) (TV) .... Himself The GQ Men of the Year Awards (2003) (TV) .... Himself Uncensored Comedy: That's Not Funny! (2003) (TV) .... Himself Essence Awards (2003) (TV) .... Himself "Heroes of Black Comedy" (2002) (mini) TV Series .... Himself Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly (2000) (TV) .... Himself Open Mic (2000) .... Himself Comic Relief VIII (1998) (TV) .... Himself The Dave Chappelle Project (1997) (TV) .... Himself "HBO Comedy Half-Hour" (1997) TV Series .... Himself Apollo Theatre Hall of Fame (1994) (TV) .... Himself Comic Relief VI (1994) (TV) .... Himself Comedy: Coast to Coast (1994) (TV) .... Himself "Def Comedy Jam" (1992) TV Series .... Frequent Performer Bling Esq. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 i dont know why anyone would believe this is even true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 Some people are just complete morons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 One of my friends who worked on the show put this spoof together... pretty hilarious stuff. I thought you guys might like it. http://www.cosbytheory.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 ^^^ thats nice. funny link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 new season 2o06!! http://www.youtube.com/?v=RF-ZcWCDl-o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis-Parker Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 click on the 'disclaimer' link on the website. youve all been punk'd. in a big way. :naughty: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted January 4, 2006 Author Share Posted January 4, 2006 haha..who actually believed this..I mean..damn..I love this thread.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 is he gonna make fun of himself for going to africa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rend Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 its fake! http://www.chappelletheory.com/next/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Originally posted by CALIgula@Jan 3 2006, 05:50 PM new season 2o06!! http://www.youtube.com/?v=RF-ZcWCDl-o Quoted post This makes it seem like Dave Chapelle is involved with the new season being aired. What's going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 "I'm sorry I hit you Charlie Murphy, I was crazy, I was having too much fun." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Well, the good news is, the season 3 sketches are going to air... I got a call last week to go in and set up the stage for the studio audience segments. They shot last night and Monday, and it should be airing in the next month or two. The bad news is, Dave was not involved, and they will now be showing the sketches that caused him to leave in the first place-- exactly what he was trying to prevent. Also, depending on what makes the next DVD release, I might have a hilarious story to tell soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT THE CHAPPELLE SHOW BROUGHT AMERICA TOGETHER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 whos all gonna be starring in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 check this out AS I SAID.. I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT DAVE BROUGHT AMERICA TOGETHER.. to laugh and joke about racism.. which we were all doing. laughing our asses off and everybody was lovin it richard pryor passed the torch to this guy and now we have mind of mencia its supposed to be like the chappelle show, teasing racism, but it seems to be promoting racism more than making everybody seeing how stupid it is. since we're all saying that comedy central/politics had enough of the chappelle show.. i might as well say that the replacement seems to be like Mtv.. making people stupid. this show is nowhere near the positive vibes that we were all feeling from chappelle. hmmm.. i dont know. sad to think that its not up to the comedian to actually say and do what he really wants for HIS show. maybe in the future we'll see mencia talkin about how he couldnt handle the puppet masters telling him what to do and he got what he wanted... $$$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sick Nigel Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Regarding all the conspiratorial-sounding info on Chappelle's mysterious hiatus/crazy behavior, I don't doubt for a second that oprah, al sharpton, and other persons of influence mentioned would have acted underhandedly in pressuring Dave out of doing his show. People in positions of influence with agendas will do all sorts of terrible things in order to enforce that agenda. Al Sharpton is a twisted fuck and it terrifies me that he holds power and influence in this country. Not to mention that all this can be simplified into a group of powerful people having no sense of humor. I feel bad for Dave Chappelle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Yeah. Dude has $25 mil. instead of $75 mil. Poor guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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